Chapter 177: Poisonous Tongue Qiqi
Si Qizhen felt panicked, do today's children speak so harshly? word by word, poke at people's hearts.
looked at Huo Yuqi faintly, and glared at the night soul and the shadow again, "Today's events, what King Jing said, forget everything!" ”
Night Soul and Shadow wanted to laugh in their hearts, trying to maintain their paralyzed faces, respectfully bowing their heads, "The subordinates have forgotten!" ”
"Fifth uncle, why do you want to forget?" Huo Yuqi blinked, dazed.
Si Qizhen looked at Huo Yuqi faintly, "Especially you, you are not allowed to tell people about me making a wish with a koi, do you know?" ”
Huo Yuqi shook his head and pouted, "I'm still going to tell my mother, I want to catch five fish, one is my father's, one is my mother's, one is my master's, and one is for Zixiu, let's make a wish together and let my mother give me a sister." ”
Si Qizhen's face is black, his heart is congested, and he still has to catch five?
bent down and glared at Huo Yuqi, "You can't tell anyone else about this, even your mother." ”
"Why?"
Shame on you, and ask why?
"Can't say it anyway!"
"Fifth uncle, if I catch a fish and go home, my mother will definitely ask me where the fish came from, then I will definitely say that it is the fifth uncle's family. My mother would ask me what I was doing with the fish, and I would definitely say that I would make a wish. My mother would ask me why I wanted to make a wish for the fish, and I would say ...... Hmmm......"
Si Qizhen covered Huo Yuqi's mouth, his heart was very stuffed, "You can't say anything!" Put the fish in the pond for this king, and you can't take any of them with you! ”
Night Soul hurriedly carried the bucket, "King Qi, forgive me, Your Royal Highness likes it, this fish, my lord said he would take it away." ”
Si Qizhen made a straight face, "This is the king's fish!" This king said that he was not allowed to take it away, so he could not take it away! ”
Night Soul: "King Qi has a parrot that can only talk......"
"Take it away! Take! Si Qizhen hurriedly waved his hand, "You can have as many fish as you want!" Don't hit my parrot's idea! ”
"Uncle Night Soul, I want a parrot." Huo Yuqi said excitedly.
Si Qizhen's brain hurts.
"Uncle Night Soul, let's go see the parrot, where is the parrot?"
"Fourth brother! Take your son away! ”
Si Qizhen roared.
Si Jingmo walked over with a smile and beckoned to Huo Yuqi, "Qiqi! Walk! Daddy takes you to see the parrots! ”
Huo Yuqi was excited, and ran towards Si Jingmo on his feet.
Si Qizhen's face was broken, and his eyes were resentful, "Fourth brother! How can you do that? ”
Si Jingmo smiled, "Qi Qi likes it." ”
Si Qizhen: ......
Si Jingmo led Huo Yuqi to the backyard.
The back house of each mansion is basically where the female dependents live.
The back house of King Qi's mansion is a place where animals live.
As soon as I stepped into the backyard, I saw all kinds of birds flying around, chirping, and a few little monkeys jumping around, occasionally accompanied by dog barking and meowing.
One of the more special, very beautiful, talking red-billed parrots, opened his mouth as soon as he saw Si Qizhen-
"Lady, lady, where are you! Lady, lady, come on! ”
Si Qizhen suddenly wanted to cover his face and go to the ground, the fourth brother had a sweetheart and a child, he was stimulated, so he muttered a few words casually, but he didn't expect the parrot to remember.
What a shame!
"Poof! Ahem! ”
Night Spirits and Shadows struggled to hold back their laughter.
Si Jingmo also couldn't help but smile and endure hardship, turned his head to look at Si Qizhen, his eyes teasing, "I thought you didn't want to marry a wife, it turns out that you are about to go crazy." ”
Si Qizhen: ......
Let him die.
- King Qi, pawn! At the age of twenty-two!
"Lady, lady, where are you! Lady, lady, come on! ”
“……”
"Xianggong, Xianggong, I'm here! Xianggong, Xianggong, I'm coming! ”
“……”
The parrot's mechanical and funny voice spells words quite clearly.
"Huh! Hahaha! Si Jingmo couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Si Qizhen: ......
Let's let him die.
"It's fun!" Huo Yuqi grinned and looked at the parrot with blank eyes, "Daddy, I want it." ”
Si Jingmo raised his hand and rubbed his son's little head, and couldn't help laughing, "You can't ask for this, this is also what your fifth uncle used to make a wish." ”
"Wishing for a lady to fall from the sky?"
Si Jingmo: "Hmm. ”
Huo Yuqi: "Then I don't want it, there is only one parrot, let's leave it to the fifth uncle." ”
Si Jingmo smiled, "Qi Qi is really sensible, go back and your father will take you to the market to buy one." ”
"Can you talk?"
"Hmm."
"That's great! I also want little monkeys! ”
"The monkey is too naughty, the monkey of your fifth uncle's family will steal your fifth uncle's dirty pants at night to wear, or not, you can't raise them."
Si Qizhen: ......
Can you not tell the child all about his old bottom?
"Then I won't raise monkeys, I'll come to the fifth uncle's house to watch the monkeys when I have time." Huo Yuqi said.
"Well, Daddy will bring you here when he has time."
"Good!"
Si Qizhen: ......
He was not welcome, too congested.
"Daddy, the bunnies are so fat, can I catch two of them and go home?"
"No, you can't!" Without waiting for Si Jingmo to say, Si Qizhen said depressedly.
Huo Yuqi looked at Si Qizhen seriously, "Fifth uncle, I'll let my master roast the rabbit and share half of it." ”
Si Qizhen: ...... This doll has no love at all, the rabbit is so cute, how can it be baked? It's so cruel at such a young age!
"Good! You can catch two! When it's baked, remember to call it the fifth uncle! You are so fat, your master's craftsmanship should be very good! ”
Huo Yuqi grinned, "I'll call Fifth Uncle!" Also, I'm a child, and it's good for a child to grow up and be fat! ”
Si Qizhen's eyes were gloomy, "Your father was not as fat as you when he was growing up, and the fifth uncle has been thin since he was a child, and he still grows tall and big." Fat is fat, you don't have to comfort yourself. ”
Huo Yuqi's face collapsed and he was depressed, "Fifth uncle, I'm not fat." ”
Si Qizhen: "You're not fat?" The round face is almost as big as your father's face. ”
Huo Yuqi pouted, glared at Si Qizhen, puffed out his cheeks, and became angry.
Si Qizhen smiled, and pinched Huo Yuqi's fleshy face with his hand, "What are you staring at?" I'm telling the truth! Not only do you grow fat, you also grow short. ”
"I'm a child! It will grow taller! ”
"You're short, fat, and a little ugly now, anyway."
"You're ugly!"
Si Qizhen raised his hand and touched his handsome face, smiling happily, "Fifth Uncle is a beautiful man, when he looks in the mirror, he likes himself." ”
"Not really! You're ugly! You are not as tall as my father, you are not as good-looking as my father, you are not liked by a woman, you have no lady, and you have no son! Huo Yuqi snorted angrily.
The smile on the corner of Si Qizhen's mouth froze.
"Hahaha!" Si Jingmo laughed.
The Night Soul and the Shadow laughed as well, and then tried to hold back the laughter.
Si Qizhen's heart was in a panic, and he looked at Huo Yuqi faintly, "Boy, you are ruthless!" ”
When I first met, I thought I was a well-behaved and obedient person, but it turned out to be ......