Chapter Eighty-Five: Preparations for Dinner
The embarrassing aura has been enveloping the entire room, and Li Zixiao has nothing to say, which finally makes the whole room even more embarrassing.
"Have you eaten?"
Liang Yan and Li Zixiao asked at the same time.
"Eat. ”
It's another tacit synchronization.
What should I do, this atmosphere is so embarrassing that I can't find a topic at all.
Li Zixiao was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and Liang Yan was no better than Li Zixiao. Originally, I bought the wrong one in a hurry, so I threw it on the sink, who would have thought that Li Zixiao would see it, explain how Liang Yan could say it, if you don't explain it, Li Zixiao will definitely want to be crooked.
"Actually, Liang Yan, you're still too young, it's not good to use that kind of thing, you will ......"
Li Zixiao couldn't help but advise Liang Yan, but he didn't know how to continue halfway through the words.
As soon as he heard Li Zixiao's words, Liang Yan's heart was dead, and he really wanted to be crooked!
"Things are not what you think......"
"I know and understand you, so you don't have to explain, woman...... Isn't it ......."
"It's you big-headed ghost, yes! That thing was originally taken by me in a hurry, what the hell do you have in your head all day long!
was provoked by Li Zixiao, Liang Yan told the truth, glaring at the two beautiful apricot eyes as if she was going to kill Li Zixiao.
"Oh, so you're still a virgin, I've never heard of a virgin buying tampons. ”
Finally, Li Zixiao stepped on the landmine himself, and Liang Yan reached the limit and turned on the "rampage mode".
Three minutes later, Liang Yan sat on the sofa panting, while Li Zixiao was lying motionless on the ground with bruises on his face, as if he had lost his breath.
"Hey, don't pretend to be dead and hurry up for the old lady. ”
Liang Yan saw Li Zixiao lying motionless on the ground, walked over and kicked twice.
No, he really didn't move......
"Hey, Li Zixiao, don't scare me, hurry up! Li Zixiao, I'll count to three, if you don't get up again, I'll throw you off the balcony!"
“1!”
“2!”
“2.1!”
......
"Li Zixiao, hurry up!
Liang Yan squatted down in fear and put her index finger in front of Li Zixiao's nose.
"No..... He didn't breathe, he died, he was beaten to death by me! Oh my God, Liang Yan, you big idiot, what the hell have you done!"
Liang Yan sat on the ground and tears fell on her pajamas, and Li Zixiao's eyes narrowed a slit next to her, "While he is not dead, hurry up and do CPR, don't forget to do artificial respiration first." ”
"That's right!"
As soon as Liang Yan clapped her hands, she took advantage of the situation and lay down to face Li Zixiao to do artificial respiration, but when her mouth was about to be closed, Liang Yan's eyes widened, "Okay, you Li Zixiao dare to lie to me!"
Liang Yan stood up angrily, raised her right leg and stepped on an important part of Li Zixiao.
Thanks to Li Zixiao's quick reaction, a "donkey rolling" dodged this "fatal kick".
"You, you...... What were you going to do just now?"
Li Zixiao pointed to Liang Yan's right foot on the ground, and asked in fear, although he left a distance, Li Zixiao could still feel the resonance of Liang Yan stepping on the ground.
"It's nothing, I just want someone's brother to call him up. ”
"Do you have the reserve of a woman, and where is your shame?"
"To be reserved with you is to waste the time of your life!"
“......”
Li Zixiao was completely speechless, although he was "seriously injured" and almost became a "single aristocrat" for a lifetime, the result was still very good, at least the embarrassing atmosphere was lifted.
"Have you had fun?"
"Hmph!
Liang Yan said incorrectly, the smile on the corner of her mouth has proved everything very well.
Li Zixiao already knew that Liang Yan was using their woman's unique "patent", and eased his mood a little.
The embarrassment is lifted, but the price is a bit painful, next time I have to think of a better way, no, I can't go to Liang Yan's bathroom next time!
"Alright, don't make a fuss, I didn't know you had that hobby. ”
"Li Zixiao, your skin is still itchy, right, what is that kind of hobby, it tells you that you are in a hurry to buy the wrong one!"
"Okay, okay, it's you who bought the wrong one in a hurry. Don't talk about that, you are ready to prepare, go to dinner with me in the evening. ”
It's okay not to say that it's okay to eat, but as soon as she talks about eating, Liang Yan immediately pulled her face down again.
"Why didn't the beauty get it? The necklace of 210,000 yuan couldn't be soaked, it seems that this beauty is demanding enough. ”
"Liang Yan, what's going on with the dark aura emanating from your side...... I'll tell you that's my classmate......"
"Is it because you have something to do with me? Really, you take yourself too seriously. ”
I don t know who cares so much it is obviously you yourself who is inexplicably angry li zixiao muttered in his heart suddenly an idea that he thought was impossible popped up in his head.
"Liang Yan, do you like me?"
"Nonsense, who ...... Who would like you toad, don't ...... Stop dreaming!"
"Liang Yan lies, but her breasts will be flattened!"
"You...... Didn't you say that you found a way to defeat Meng Guangye, what is the method? ”
"That's right!" Li Zixiao patted his head and continued: "If you don't say it, I forgot it, I met Gu Xian at my classmate's birthday party yesterday. ”
Liang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't know why when Li Zixiao said that she liked him just now, why her heartbeat suddenly accelerated, as if it was about to jump out of her throat.
But Li Zixiao's following words made Liang Yan, who had finally calmed down, fall into disbelief again.
"Li Zixiao, who did you say you got acquainted with? Gu Xian, what is the identity of that classmate?"
"Oh, didn't I tell you, my classmate's name is Zhuge Qianxue, and it is said that the classmate is actually only a grade, and he is not in the same class at all. ”
"Zhuge Batian's daughter?"
"Do you know Zhuge Batian!?"
"No, I've just heard of it, and I can be regarded as one of the people of the year in S City anyway. However, it was reported in the news today that Zhuge Batian was arrested for drug trafficking. ”
As soon as Liang Yan's words came out, it was unbelievable to Li Zixiao, but when he thought of Li Jinwang, Li Zixiao probably guessed the matter.
It seems that before dealing with Meng Guangye, Li Jinwang must be brought down first.
"I made an appointment with Gu Xian to have dinner in the evening, and by the way, I discussed the matter of joining forces with him. ”
"Then why don't you go by yourself, why take me. ”
"I always feel like I'm missing something without you, maybe I'm too dependent on you, I really don't know what will happen to me if you don't do things for me in the future. ”
"Then you will be kind to me, the salary will be higher, and when I am angry, you will coax me, and let me do what I call you, and I will be by your side for a while. ”
"Yes, my Queen. ”
"Go, who is your Queen. ”
"Since you don't do it, forget it, I'll let others call me and wave it away. ”
"You dare!"
"Hahaha, I'll wait for you outside, you dress yourself up first, and then accompany me to buy clothes, I don't want to make people laugh in school uniforms anymore. ”
Liang Yan's cheeks were full of crimson, and after seeing Li Zixiao close the door, she walked into the bathroom......
Waiting requires patience, especially waiting for girls to be more patient, Li Zixiao has deeply realized that he stood outside the door for forty minutes before the door was opened by Liang Yan.
"I said you really ......"
Li Zixiao turned his head and froze before he finished complaining.
Liang Yan in front of her touched her previous charm, put on a black T-shirt, and did not apply any makeup on her face, just exuding a faint fragrance of jasmine.
Hair hangs from the sides of the cheeks to the chest, the hair is tied with a ribbon with a bow, the lower body is wearing a knee-length black skirt, black stockings wrap the thighs without the slightest excess fat, plus black boots, the whole person looks a little more cute.
Liang Yan put her hands in the pockets of her T-shirt and looked at Li Zixiao in a daze, "What's wrong with you?"
"Ahh ”
Li Zixiao touched his head, turned around and walked downstairs.
How do I feel that Liang Yan is so strange today, not to mention that she is not wearing high heels, even her expression has changed, and she has become cute.
"Li Zixiao, what kind of clothes do you like!"
"Whatever, as long as it's better than the school uniform. ”
Sitting in Liang Yan's horse "6", smelling the fragrance emanating from the car, Li Zixiao felt a little dizzy.
"Then I'll buy it for you as I wanted. ”
"Hmm!"
Li Zixiao nodded, and then Liang Yan started the car and rushed out of the community as soon as he stepped on the accelerator horse "6".
Nothing to say all the way.
Standing in front of the pedestrian street, looking at people's strange eyes, Li Zixiao was embarrassed to hide behind Liang Yan.
"How timid. ”
"Don't you see people looking at me with contempt?"
"I'll let them look at you with envy in a moment!"
Saying that, Liang Yan pulled Li Zixiao into a clothing store with "Louis Vuitton" written on it.
"Welcome!"
As soon as I walked into the store, three or four clerks shouted in unison.
"Miss, do you want to buy a bag or a ......?"
"Where is the men's clothing. ”
"Men's clothing is on the second floor, young lady, please come here. ”
A clerk showed Liang Yan the way very politely, and the rest of the clerks stared at Li Zixiao with a look of contempt.
Li Zixiao was the first time to come to this kind of brand-name clothing store, and he was even more scared.
When he came to the second floor, the clerk began to introduce Liang Yan, and Liang Yan interrupted the clerk's introduction with a wave of her hand.
"Get out that limited edition T-shirt that was just released last week. ”
"This ......"
The clerk looked at Li Zixiao behind Liang Yan, although Liang Yan was wearing very good-looking, but there was no brand of clothes, it must be a roadside stall.
The clerk thought so in his heart, and had already put Liang Yan into the ranks of people who could only afford to dress up.
"You don't have to look at my clothes, they were designed for me by a famous French designer himself, and there is no brand at all. ”
"Got it, miss. ”
The clerk didn't care about Liang Yan's words at all, in her opinion, Liang Yan was just putting gold on her face, and the tone of her voice also changed.
"Liang Yan, let's go, I think it's okay to buy land stalls, they don't look down on us at all. ”
"I'm here to show you the world, to remember that you're a very wealthy consumer right now. ”
As he spoke, the clerk walked over with a set of clothes, "Miss, this is the limited edition Louis Vuitton T-shirt that was released not long ago." The clerk deliberately raised his tone on Louis Viston, as if to imply something.
Liang Yan ignored it and said to Li Zixiao: "You go and try it, you can swipe the card here, right?"
"Yes, but miss, we have a rule in the store that you have to swipe your card before you can try it on. ”
Liang Yan heard the meaning of the clerk's words, nodded and came to the cash register.
"Miss, I know that such a beautiful girl as you needs face, but that dress just now is not something you can afford. You said it yourself, it's a limited edition ......"
"It's because it's a limited edition, and if everyone can afford it, what's there to show off that they're rich?"
The clerk was stunned when he heard this, and he met the "rich woman" today.
Liang Yan easily and happily swiped the card, took the receipt printed by the computer, and came to the fitting room.
"Li Zixiao, do you want to be such a mother-in-law, haven't you changed it yet?"
"It's changed, but I think it's ......"
Saying that, Li Zixiao pushed the door open, and this time Liang Yan looked at him blankly.
"Why is this dress so awkward, it's not comfortable at all, it's not as good as my school uniform. ”
"Waiter, do you have any glasses here?"