"Why do you have so many theories? I've never heard of it, and I've never even thought about it. However, when I think they don't make sense, there are some very practical shadows imprinted in them. ”

Zhou Yu smiled meaningfully. That is, do you think it makes no sense, this set of theories and practices has been passed down for so long, hereditary, enduring and unscientific, unreasonable, and can it be passed down for so long?

What exists is reasonable.

If it is unreasonable, there are naturally people above who make it rational.

Change, everything can be tampered with, name, gender, date of birth, place of origin, political outlook, education, work resume, such a delicate job can be operated, not to mention major policies or the national economy and people's livelihood, a matter of one sentence!

"Listen to me. In the end, it's subverted. To collapse a building, you don't need to clink it to pieces, just find the weakest brick and apply pressure. This is ingenuity, four or two dialing a thousand pounds. The reason why I let the depravity go back is so that Cuo Ling does not believe in him, does not dare to reuse him, and always doubts him. And when he fell out of favor, he would naturally give up on himself, and he was deeply hit by the word "black" on his face, and he couldn't recover in a short time. But what about his position, right? He still commands at least 30,000 black-helmeted warriors in his hands, and when he is drunk and dreams of death every day, can his combat strength come up? Can morale come up? If he is killed, Cuo Ling will be replaced by someone as shrewd and capable as me, and the jade tree will be in the wind, and we will have to fight hard! It's not easy to fight, it's not easy to fight! It's better to let him go, and let him scourge the other side. ”

Nika's beautiful eyes were covered with a layer of snow, and she had to withdraw the hand on his shoulder and place it defensively on her chest. Does the person in front of you really know him? What the hell was going on in his head? If he thinks about these intrigues and tricks and black fighting techniques every day, is he still an ordinary person?

However, she had to admit that these theories were extremely reasonable, and if they were used a little in governing the country, they could make great achievements in fine cultivation, and at least false prosperity in rough cultivation.

"Let's go, the party is about to begin."

Zhou Yu doesn't care, I don't have a relationship with her, guess what she thinks? You are high and refined, ice and jade, but don't you still rely on Lao Tzu's thick black to survive? Tell all the jade girls, you must eat the fireworks in the world, otherwise Yin Zhiping will have to let you know.

The venue was personally selected by the Metropolitan Governor, and it was in the Mopingchuan River Valley. It has a slope for trapezoidal viewing, visibility in the back, and a self-lit stage that doesn't require additional lighting. With so many people, it would not be good if there was a lamp oil spill and a Suori explosion. When the time comes, should the leaders withdraw first or let the students withdraw first?

As for sound, this invention is enough for Zhou Yu to be comfortable for a while. He asked Tesla to change the 139 into a megaphone, just simply put up a line, and then jump the line back afterwards, which does not affect the normal use of the little guy at all. At first, 139 disagreed, questioning that the three-hour party would consume half a year's electricity, but when the Governor vowed to change it to a new Sisyphus the size of a potato, 139 dragged Tesla to transform it, and couldn't stop it.

"Now I announce that the first Combine Army Festival Gala has officially begun!"

The hosts are Lao Pi and Mayflower, although their eloquence is not so outstanding, but one is a winning general admired by thousands of people, and the other is that he can't find a woman and has to stubbornly lose the willows.

"Spring returns to the earth, everything recovers, and on such a peaceful and beautiful day, our coalition forces have won a good day. How good is that? Flowers host! ”

"Huh? How good it is, let me tell you! Today, all of us will have an exhilarating, cheerful, and all-you-can-drink evening. ”

"Oh? How to uplift, laugh, and drink? Flower! ”

"Well, it's a secret, comrades, please keep your eyes open, let's wait and see!"

"Okay, without further ado, let's go directly to the first article - "Carry on the Past and Create Glory"!"

"Please come on!"

"Please come on!"

This so-called carrying forward the past and forging ahead into the future and creating brilliance is actually a summary meeting to open next year's retreat. It's just that in order to make the atmosphere more active, more participatory and interactive, Zhou Yu changed it into a knowledge contest program. There are a total of seven teams: a team for each of the five tribes, a team for Pa and a team, and a team for the rebel army.

Judges: Grand Duke, Cathy, Tuda, Jaeran, Tarzan, Bang Shuai, Tesla.

If you find that there is no problem, you should be a non-team member of one color, and it is an odd number to prevent a tie.

The first part, compulsory questions, each team draws one question.

The topic of the horseshoe crab is to carry out at least twenty cities that have had major battles last year. In fact, this is a summary question, but if it is placed in the question stem, it can play the role of the whole army recalling and summarizing together.

After reading the question by himself, the broken horseshoe crab stood in the center of the field and held the horseskin paper and circled it in a small circle, which means that he is not bored and has not cheated.

The sergeant who sat at the farthest point also sat the tallest. Although I can't see the expression of the broken horseshoe crab clearly, because of the presence of a megaphone and the special geographical structure of Mo Pingchuan, the echo is higher and higher, and it is really audible.

"Twenty cities? At least twenty cities! ”

"Which ones do you know?"

"I know Hongcheng, Baboon City, and Foxy City!"

"And Sparrow City!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Before the horseshoe crab could answer, it had already begun to whisper. Especially the warriors of the fish clan, one by one, sweating profusely, boss, you are the first to appear, don't be ashamed! Besides, it's not too difficult!

The Broken Horseshoe Crab almost smashed his metal skull, and only answered eighteen, which was considered a nine. In fact, there were a total of twenty-five cities where there were more than 10,000 people fighting, and this old boy couldn't remember it because he didn't care much about the details, not to mention that some of the cities of the dog clan were so awkward that he didn't bother to remember.

The topic of Serra is to draw a map of the route of the coalition advance of the whole year of the previous year with chestnut oil, and then ignite it, and the soldiers in the audience will be the judges to witness whether it is correct or not. The topic was a piece of cake for Serra, and since Zhou Yu had printed a map for each of them, he had studied the map and terrain day and night, memorizing the location of almost every hill and valley. Because he doesn't want to die, the premise of not wanting to die is to leave a way back for himself, what is the premise of leaving a way back?

The premise is that you know the way.

In less than a cup of tea, Serra drew an hourglass-shaped figure, with a few extra bowls in some of the key areas. After examining it carefully, he took a torch and threw it on the fluorite.

With a whirl, a beautiful phoenix with fiery wings leaped onto the paper. The soldiers sitting on the high place can also see very clearly, where is Butterfly City, where is Tuna City, where is Mo Pingchuan, at a glance.

"Damn, we've fought so far this year?"

"yes, I didn't expect us to conquer so many places."

"Look, it's not far ahead of Tianyin City!"

"It's the first time we've hit Tianyin City?"

There was a stirring in the audience, and the enthusiastic soldiers were gearing up one by one, eager to fly hundreds of miles away now and take the guard sacrifice flag of Tianyin City.

The following topics also include:

Diao Silkworm drew to the scene to implement cardiopulmonary resuscitation once (this Zhou Yu had arranged for the leaders to study on the spot), and the fly volunteered to be a prop man, he said that he had been personally executed by the Metropolitan Governor on the wind wheel, and he didn't know if it was true or not. Anyway, a fat man got his hands up and down, and he either laughed or laughed himself. The audience laughed, and Zhou Yu even burst into tears. The good medical questions turned them into sketches.

Fu Python drew a parody show and asked him to imitate the Black Helmet's first warrior, Split Tiger. This kid is originally five big and three thick, plus he was born with a bad spirit, not to mention that he really has the appearance of a few split tigers, but the imitation ended with him holding the Pu knife and ending up together, this kid's acting skills are too exaggerated, ah, ah, ah and he didn't fall to the ground after several hits, and he didn't perform the charm of ashes. Although Zhou Yu has a good personal relationship with him, he also accepted the "New Year's gift" handed over by this kid in the audience just now, but he really can't give a score of more than 7 points in public. He once told these people that if you are the first in the written test and interview, no one will be so bold to brush it for you; You are the last in the written test interview, and no matter how big the leader is, he will not dare to hire you. Unless, unless what?

Unless you record the first and second places, you can block the mouths of the crowd.

The most bizarre thing is Ibaminonda, this kid drew the speech topic. Let him give an impromptu speech on the topic of "Honest and Reliable, Solid Progress, and Repay the Fathers and Villagers Behind Him with Successive Victories".

When the topic was announced, everyone thought that it was cool for the Parry team. It's no problem to lead troops to war, we are all masters of dancing on the tip of a knife and tango on the blade of a sword, but it's a little funny if you let the marching commander speak, their mouths are definitely not as sharp as the dagger in their pockets.

But when Ibamida opened his mouth, these people found that they were wrong, not only wrong, but very wrong.

This old boy was not only a famous general in the ancient Greek city-state of Thebes, but he also worked part-time in the corners of the city to talk and sing, freezing three feet and not a day's cold, and the toilet was blocked, and he finally practiced his second profession - politician.

"There is no land that does not need the moisture of rain, and there is no victory that does not rely on the support of the masses. Today, I will discuss the relationship between winning streaks and public support with the theme of honesty, reliability, and solid progress! ”

I will take it, and Zhou Yu will hear it differently when he opens his mouth, this is not the logical way of a simple-minded general with developed limbs, his meticulous thinking, accurate words, and refined words are by no means a day or two of effort. No, I'll have to write this kid down in a little notebook, and I'll be able to use it in the future.

We need a military general who scolds Fang Xuan and immediately swords.

We are even more lacking in civil officials who are like rivers and wars with their tongues.

Therefore, when Cao Mengde went out to kill his sister Dian Wei, he cried bitterly; After Guo Jia's death, he cried even more sadly. People are always the primary productive force. count, top an army at a critical moment.

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As the saying goes, the sea is a hundred rivers, there is tolerance is great, and there is no accumulation of steps to thousands of miles. Comrades, let us unite closely around the leadership collective with the Metropolitan Governor as the core, learn from the people, return the pearls to the people, and transform the hopes and good wishes of the people into great, sustained, and final victories. Thank you, comrades! Thank you, leaders! ”

The prolonged applause lasted at least a minute, and the Grand Governor took the lead in standing up to cheer him on. Cathy, who was sitting next to him, helped him tighten the coat he was wearing, and did not shy away from showing her concern for Zhou Yu in front of tens of thousands of people. At the end, he raised the corners of his mouth defiantly and demonstrated Nika on the other side.