Chapter 350: Messing Around
Sleeping in a daze until midnight, Wang Xiaobai heard a small friction sound, and couldn't help but be shocked, last night someone secretly wiped off the three words of the shrinking head written in cinnabar on the bluestone, listening to the voice is here again today, the difference is that today is a little bit arrogant, not afraid of being discovered by him.
As for who it was, Wang Xiaobai had already guessed in his heart that he could be so quietly close to him without being discovered, who else could there be besides Madman Yang? Wang Xiaobai didn't jump up in a hurry, nor did he move, he opened his eyes lightly with steady breathing, the moonlight shone through the treetops and shone on the bluestone, and sure enough, it was Yang Maniac who took a rag in his hand and wiped those three words.
Wang Xiaobai didn't wipe it, but uncovered the A4 paper, it took too long to unveil, and he was a little lazy late, thinking about getting up early and wiping it again, but he didn't expect Yang Maniac to help wipe it, Wang Xiaobai felt a little embarrassed, wake up, I'm afraid of being seen by Yang Maniac, a little embarrassed, then just pretend to be asleep, Wang Xiaobai closed his eyes, thinking not to alarm Yang Maniac, he wiped it and left.
But who is Crazy Yang? The Fu Sect Master of the Maoshan Sect is terrifying, not to mention that the severity of a person's breathing when he is asleep and awake is not the same, Wang Xiaobai didn't move, but the slight difference in his breathing still couldn't hide from Yang Maniac, and he smiled at Wang Xiaobai with his teeth: "Are you awake?" ”
Wang Xiaobai didn't respond, vowing to pretend to be asleep to the end, but Madman Yang raised his eyebrows and said in a deep voice: "Boy, if you wake up, you will wake up, if you dare to pretend to be asleep for me, Lao Tzu will kick you!" ”
Yang Madman stepped to Wang Xiaobai's side in one step, raised his leg and was about to kick, Wang Xiaobai hurriedly rolled on the spot, he didn't dare to be kicked by Yang Madman, rolled to the side and hurriedly stood up, pretending to be sleepy-eyed, and asked: "Senior Yang, run so far and come out to shout?" ”
Madman Yang rolled his eyes strangely, and said with a smile: "Shh Boy, I'm here for you. ”
Wang Xiaobai asked, "Looking for me?" Are the seniors trying to drive me away? Want to protect your calves? ”
Madman Yang pouted and said, "It's my business if you can't leave?" Chen Deqing and Feng Hao are not my apprentices, Lao Tzu doesn't wipe their butts, I see that you have good qualifications, and you are a good material for cultivation, why don't you worship me as a teacher, you worship me as a teacher, I teach you all the skills, didn't the two apprentices in charge offend you? Don't worry, leave it to me, Chen Deqing beat him hard, beat him semi-crippled, I grabbed Feng Hao with you, abolished his Taoism, locked him up in the back mountain, and locked him up for thirty years, what do you think? ”
Wang Xiaobai was shocked after hearing the words of the Yang madman, Yang Luozi didn't know it, but who would have thought that it would be so out of tune, he couldn't help crying and laughing: "Senior Yang, I have a master!" ”
"I know, isn't it Wang Zhen? And what about the old thing still alive? ”
Hearing that Madman Yang insulted his master, Wang Xiaobai couldn't help but say: "Senior Yang, you are a senior, please be polite, if you dare to be disrespectful to my master, don't blame me for being unkind to you!" ”
"Shhhh It's not that I don't know your master, and I said the same thing in front of him, but I like your kid's filial piety, I became your master, and you will definitely do the same to me, okay, it's rare for me to appreciate you, kowtow to the master, don't let you change the master, you are still Wang Zhen's apprentice, just one more master, you kid is happy, right? ”
Glad? What are you happy about? As the saying goes, one day is a teacher, and a lifetime is a father, Wang Xiaobai and Wang Laodao's relationship is really the same as father and son, why do you worship you as a teacher? What's more, Wang Xiaobai came to Maoshan to ask for the law, not to learn from the teacher, and psychologically did not agree with Yang Madman, shook his head and said: "Senior Yang said that he laughed, you and my master are the same generation, I respect you, but this apprentice is not to say worship, I am not here to go up the mountain to learn art, I am here to ask for an explanation!" ”
Wang Xiaobai didn't refuse very bluntly, he was still very tactful, but for Yang Maniac, it was not to give face, so he kicked his eyes strangely and said: "Boy, you are just shameless to give face, if you don't worship me as a teacher today...... I! I ......, "I haven't come up with any way for a long time, and it's really cheaper to do it with Wang Xiaobai as him, not to mention that there is no good reason, if you want to threaten a few words, there is nothing to say."
Yang Madman I said twice, seeing Qin Ge sleeping like a dead pig on one side, I couldn't help but light up my eyes, kicked Qin Ge, Qin Ge snored, was reminded by Yang Madman, opened my eyes in a daze, and saw Yang Madman squatting down and glaring at him, Qin Ge was stunned for a moment, and then jumped up with a snort.
It's no wonder that Qin Ge overreacted, whoever slept well, was suddenly reminded, opened his eyes and saw an old Taoist priest with a scruffy beard and strange eyes, no one was human, no ghost was looking at him condescendingly, he was almost face to face, he had to be frightened, Qin Ge reacted too much, and scared Yang Maniac, and scolded: "Damn, what are you shouting?" Scared Lao Tzu! ”
Qin Ge jumped up and faced Wang Xiaobai behind him, and shouted loudly: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, there are ghosts!" ”
Wang Xiaobai didn't know what Madman Yang was doing when he kicked Qin Ge awake, so he frowned and blocked in front of Qin Ge, and said softly: "Old Qin, this is Senior Yang, the Fu Sect Master of Maoshan Mountain, don't be afraid, he is playing with you!" ”
"I'm going, big night, what are you going to play with me? I don't know him, he's scary, scary, ah, you mean, he's a madman? Qin Ge replied two sentences, and finally came back to his senses, Yang Madman smiled and said: "That's right, it's me, boy, I see that you have good qualifications, accept you as an apprentice, kneel down and kowtow, if you don't kowtow, I'll beat you!" ”
Wang Xiaobai introduced Yang Maniac to Qin Ge, and deliberately bit the four words of Maoshan Fu Grandmaster very hard, in fact, he was reminding Yang Maniac not to forget his identity, after all, Yang Maniac's status and identity are here, it shouldn't be too ugly, but who would have thought that Yang Maniac was really crazy and wanted to accept Qin Ge as an apprentice......
Qin Ge was stunned, Wang Xiaobai was also stunned, and couldn't help but look back at Qin Ge, could it be that this kid is still a genius and has been taken by Yang Maniac? After taking a closer look, I really didn't see anything special, to say that Qin Ge's qualifications were okay, but my mother was in her twenties, and now it was too late to cultivate the Dao Law, what did Madman Yang want to do?
Qin Ge was very confused, looked at Wang Xiaobai, Wang Xiaobai shook his head at him, signaling not to agree, Qin Ge was not stupid, and said to Yang Maniac with a wry smile: "Senior Yang, thank you for taking a good look at me, but I don't want to apprentice, to be honest, I used to want to learn some Taoism or something, but I knew it was too dangerous to suffer two losses, and it was not suitable for me, so forget it!" ”
Madman Yang smiled: "Have you worshipped the teacher before?" ”
"I didn't ...... Nope! Qin Ge stumbled and replied.
Crazy Yang stared at him strangely: "Why are you still polite to me without you?" Boy, let me tell you clearly, if Lao Tzu wants to accept you as an apprentice, he has to accept you as an apprentice, or can you say no, you can't? Let's go, Lao Tzu has taken a fancy to you, follow me back to the mountain to practice for ten or eight years, and when you become a talent, I will let you out! ”
As madman Yang spoke, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Qin Ge, Wang Xiaobai was really shocked, ten years and eight years? That is, he was imprisoned, he kind of understood what the madman Yang was going to do, and hurriedly stopped him and said, "Senior Yang, don't be strong!" ”
Madman Yang said in a loud voice: "Boy, it's your business for me to accept others as apprentices?" ”
"He's my friend, of course it's my business!"
"Hahaha, don't talk about friends, now it's his parents in front of him, Lao Tzu said to accept him as an apprentice, what are you doing? Let's go, boy, come back with me! ”
Madman Yang stretched out his hand to grab Qin Ge again, Wang Xiaobai hurriedly blocked it and shouted: "Senior Yang, there are those in this world who are forced to buy and sell, and those who are forced to accept apprentices?" My brother said that he is not willing to worship you as a teacher! ”
Madman Yang retracted his hand again, and smiled at Wang Xiaobai: "Lao Tzu calculated a hexagram today, saying that I can accept a good apprentice today, if I can't receive it, it will be very unlucky, today I must accept an apprentice, if it is not you, if it is not this kid, you don't want him to worship me as a teacher, then you can worship me as a teacher, if you don't worship me as a teacher, don't stop me from accepting apprentices, you choose!" ”
Yang Madman's words are like tongue twisters, nonsense but proud, the purpose is to let Wang Xiaobai worship him as a teacher, it seems that there are two choices, that is, to force Wang Xiaobai, of course Wang Xiaobai will not worship him as a teacher, and said with a wry smile: "Senior Yang, I didn't come to Maoshan to look for you, I came to find the head of Maoshan." ”
"Then I don't care, anyway, I must accept apprentices today, if I don't accept apprentices today, it will be very disadvantageous to me, hey, if you don't agree, I will accept that kid!"
As he spoke, he reached out to grab Qin Ge again, Wang Xiaobai hurriedly jumped to block it, and was twisted by Yang Maniac's body, and his shoulders shrugged and flew out, Wang Xiaobai flew upside down involuntarily, and hurriedly twisted his body to stabilize, and as soon as he landed, he saw Yang Maniac and Tiliu Chicken Tiliu Qin Ge.
Wang Xiaobai stretched out his hand and pulled out a yellow talisman, and said in a deep voice: "Senior Yang, don't be difficult, we don't want to worship you as a teacher, if you don't put my brother down, don't blame me for doing it with you!" ”
Wang Xiaobai didn't want to do anything with Yang Maniac, but he couldn't watch Qin Ge being snatched away by him like this, this scene reminded Wang Xiaobai of Feng Hao's kidnapping of Huang Kai, his eyes turned red all of a sudden, but Yang Maniac was undecided, and said to him: "Boy, if you want to do it, you can do it, don't be polite to me!" ”
Yang Maniac picked up Qin Ge and left, Wang Xiaobai was helpless, took a step forward and recited the incantation: "Lingguan mantra, Lingguan law, Lingguan makes Mount Tai squeeze, Mount Tai heavy thousand jin squeezing, give you a thousand jin method, squeeze your head, squeeze your waist, roll your blood and water down the river, can't raise your head, can't support your waist, seven pillars of incense burn you, thousands of people can't lift it, ten thousand people can't pull it, I serve Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law." ¬”
Stepping on the gang towards Yang Maniac, the yellow Fu in his hand was thrown out, and the people also rushed forward with Huang Fu, wanting to save Qin Ge while Yang Maniac was recruiting, but he didn't expect Yang Maniac to have no intention of dodging at all, holding Qin Ge in his right hand, and holding the yellow Fu thrown out by Wang Xiaobiao with his left hand, Wang Xiaobai's yellow Fu was sandwiched between his fingers, and Yang Maniac did not recite the incantation, shook his backhand, and said go! Wang Xiaobai's yellow charm was thrown back by him......