I'm dead......

I died last month......

The female ghost's name is Tang Yuan, and it sounds like a rice ball.

It is said that it goes like this:

Tang Yuan broke up with her boyfriend, and that night, crying was heartbreaking. Tang Yuan asked himself vigorously: Am I not loving him enough?

Then he was slapped in the face by reality.

The next day, the man who was deeply loved by Tang Yuan took another woman's hand and went shopping in the commercial street, and bought a lot of gifts for the other woman.

Tang Yuan is angry-

How can my boyfriend be so nice to someone else? You say yes, because even if my boyfriend breaks up, he can only be good to me alone!

So Tang Yuan followed this logic and thought, thought, thought, and thought - no! My boyfriend is kind to other women, it's so sad! I can't think of it, I have a grudge, I'm going to kill myself!

Then Tang Yuan committed suicide while crying with this thought.

The first time, she was ready to try to commit suicide by throwing herself into the lake, and then she actually went to the lake to prepare to kill herself. As a result, as soon as the front foot put on the fence and was about to jump over into the lake, the security personnel came, "Hey, hey, what are you doing, you are not allowed to swim in the lake here!" No suicide either! Don't you see the sign next to it!"

Tang Yuan looked at it, and it was true, there was a sign on the edge of the lake, "It is strictly forbidden to swim in the lake, and it is strictly forbidden to commit suicide here." ”

I don't care what brand you have, my mother is going to die here today, you can't care! So Tang Yuan was ready to turn over and jump into the lake again.

"Wang-Wang!"

I'm a big, mom, didn't I say, you can come here, what are you doing with a dog? She's most afraid of dogs!

It doesn't matter if he kills himself or something, he just runs away, for fear that the dog will chase after him. This person was bitten by a neighbor's mad dog when he was a child, and the so-called snake bite was afraid of the well rope for ten years, and he ran away after a while.

Tang Yuan didn't give up, this time she was going to kill herself by cutting her wrists at home!

Say cut, cut!

As soon as he went back from the lake, Tang Yuan took a fruit knife and forcibly endured the pain and cut a cut on his wrist.

Then Tang Yuan still felt that it was not enough, emmm- after careful consideration, Tang Yuan dragged his bleeding hand and crawled into the bathtub.

That's the atmosphere!

Then, Tang Yuan began to wait for himself to bleed to death.

"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!"

Cat Cat Skin, who taught you to knock so hard! The door doesn't hurt! The old lady committed suicide, you knock p!

"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!"

Knock back, knock back! Don't you know that if no one opens the door, there is no one at home? What's so urgent? Don't you know it's wrong to bother someone to commit suicide?

"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!"

Okay, okay, you have to knock it, aunt and grandma will see who is so noisy today!

So, Tang Yuan, who was bleeding to the point of almost prostration, crawled from the bathroom to the door and opened the door, yes, he crawled over.

"Who~~~~" The voice was faint, still coming from the lump on the ground, the thief was scary, the thief was scary.

The courier brother was smiling brightly and took the courier and said to the door: "Hello, your courier!" I was still screaming: I knew there was someone inside!

As a result, when I saw it, I didn't see anyone, and when I lowered my head, I was half scared to death-

What is this lump? - Hair is unkempt and there is something red on your body?

Oh my mother, is it a person? Going to die, right? Do you want to call an ambulance? No, what if it's a porcelain toucher? It doesn't work, what if the police find out and misunderstand me? Forget it, let's call it.

So, because the extraordinarily kind courier brother called an ambulance, Tang Yuan did not die.

didn't die twice, Tang Yuan didn't say how depressed he was. But! After the strong Tang Yuan was discharged from the hospital, he turned his grief and anger into appetite and bought a lot of delicious food, and after eating, he suddenly felt that he had the hope of committing suicide again!

So cheer up and get ready to go to the park to find a tree to hang yourself!

In the dead of night, there was no one else in the small park on a date, a little couple who were ready to be in the woods, and a little couple who were ready to talk about breaking up in this feng shui treasure.

After Tang Yuan arrived, he looked around for a while, and after confirming that there was no one, he was ready to start doing business.

Let me find a lucky crooked neck tree and hang myself! Which tree was so lucky? Well, it's you!

Tang Yuan tied the prepared rope on the branch and took a deep breath, thinking that he was finally going to die, he couldn't help but feel very relieved, moved don't want it, and the fiery tears flowed as soon as he said it.

Not to mention too much!

Tang Yuan fixed the rope and climbed to the tree to prepare to hang himself.

"Smack!"

Oh, when you turn grief and anger into appetite, your appetite seems to be a little big, and this fragile crooked neck tree can't bear it......

Eh, it's not dead......

"Who's where?" Not far away, the voice of the people patrolling the forest at night in the park was heard, and Tang Yuan hurriedly got up from the ground and prepared to leave.

Suddenly!

It seemed that a dark shadow was speeding in front of her!

"Ahh

In this way, Tang Yuan, who was taken aback, finally cooled down.

It's a sad story.

After that, naturally, Tang Yuan turned into a ghost with the resentment of his ex-boyfriend and the resentment that he didn't die three times, but was dazzled and scared to death.

What the? You ask why Tang Yuan's face is blurred?

Oh, that's when she was beaten up by an even more powerful ghost after she turned into a ghost, tsk, it's so pitiful. But having said that, the resentment is deep, and I don't know if it's good or bad.

"Mom, it's so pitiful, I'm embarrassed to beat you up again." Bai Jie silently listened to Tang Yuan's cause of death on the side, saying that he was pitiful, and he was already smiling in his heart.

It's a magical way to die.

Hahahahaha

"Although your death is so peculiar, I still want to ask you, why do you want to attack our leader today? was beaten up and arrested" also resisted the urge to burst into laughter, and then asked.

Tang Yuan replied very helplessly: "Because she ......" looked at Bai Twenty in fear, confirming that the other party would not immediately jump up and beat herself up before speaking, "Because she looks very similar to my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend." ”

Then he added: "But that girl doesn't have her temper, she doesn't have the smell of killing, and she doesn't have yin energy." ”

Clams? Where am I grumpy? Bai Twenty expressed dissatisfaction.

also held down Bai Twenty, who was about to jump up, and asked: "Then how about we help you destroy the ghost who cut your soul, and then clean up that scumbag?" As long as you give us your soul, and then let our head swallow the health. ”

Tang Yuan's soul was cut, and even if he was reincarnated in the future, his appearance would not be easy to see, and he didn't know how many lifetimes it would take to repair.

And she has stayed in the world for too long, since last month, even the last day has been more than half a month away from now, and she was beaten by Bai Twenty, and now she can't be reincarnated, if she forcibly walks in the direction of Huangquan, I'm afraid that she will be scattered halfway.

Tang Yuan was just about to say something, but he saw a girl who looked very good-looking, and gave people a gentle temperament all over her body into the basement from the outside.

"Net will scare people."

"Ginger ginger!"