Chapter 395: Secret ballot
“139!”
"Yes!"
This is our pro-soldier and die-hard fan, commonly known as Tiezi, who even responds so domineeringly, sonorously, and loudly.
"You go to that archive and get some paper, cut it into a palm-sized square, the more the better!"
"Yes!"
The answer was loud and unquestionable, and 139 rolled and buzzed away. Fei Lina, who was sitting opposite Zhou Yu, looked at him with a frown, not knowing what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd. Not enough, since you have delegated power to him, you should fully trust him, not to mention that you still have that kind of relationship with him and him.
What kind of relationship? Zhou Yu didn't know what she was thinking, if she wanted to know, she had to run away, my old man didn't do anything!
"Aren't you willing to fight? Good! Today, let's start with a secret ballot. The rules are simple, take a ballot for each colleague present and write on it the name of the person you think is the least suitable for your job and the least able to take on the responsibilities and tasks of the job! ”
"Great, sir, this is not necessary...
Masha cried and mourned, everything was caused by him, who would come if he didn't come out to stop him? No one is more suitable than him.
"Yes, General, I'm joking with Brother Marcha."
Pusica also blushed and waved his hand and said that his original intention was nothing more than to squeeze these mud-legged generals, and he had no intention of making things bigger.
"Don't mind, even if you don't sing this 'Halfway Kill a Cheng Biting Gold' today, I have to play this 'evil sword technique', isn't it just swinging a knife from the palace, see if the palace is over is your loss or my loss!"
Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and walked into the back room, dividing the 139 cut tofu cubes into two piles, one for Masha and the other for Pusica.
"You two, give out this ballot, make sure you have it for everyone! Oh, by the way, I remember, a lot of generals and commanders can't write, right? ”
In fact, except for the four lords and Taishan Bangshuai, basically no one can write.
"It's okay, in this case, you'll always write numbers, right? If you don't know how to write numbers, draw a horizontal line instead. Come, follow me! I'll just say it once, I won't repeat it a second time! Number 1 is me, number 2 is Jaenso, number 3 is Xerxes... ”
Tired and out of breath, Zhou Yu finally numbered all the generals, except for Fei Lina, even he himself had a number. Now, as long as everyone chooses the one they think is the least incompetent, they will definitely be able to eliminate the most unworthy person in the army.
Although most of the people are rough people, they are not fools, and after listening to the general, they know the power of this method. Obediently, if this is on the list, it will be a big trouble, and it is a small matter to be picked up by the metropolitan governor, and it is not that no one has been demoted because of mistakes in the army, but it was selected in this way in front of everyone's eyes, and the shame was not thrown to grandma's house?
"By the way, there are tellers and scrutineers. In order to ensure fairness, let's let the elven clan's Zangduo and Miao Kexian take the role, this time you have nothing to say, right? Don't talk about it again, it's a dark box operation, and insider trading again, people can't even match any of you, there is no such thing as favoritism! ”
Everything is ready, Zhou Yu gave an order, even if these bitter gourd faces are unwilling, the military order cannot be accepted, and if you break your teeth, you have to swallow it in your stomach.
Choose, who to choose?
A group of elm heads, you look at me, I look at you, and no one will first smear the carbon black in their hands.
"What are you doing with other people? Look at your own votes! Now that you have been given the right to democracy, whoever you think is the most incompetent and unworthy of the position, you will elect him, and I will demote him by three levels. It's not harmful, it's responsible to yourselves, to the entire coalition, isn't it? Think about it! ”
What Zhou Yu said is indeed right, the result of those who are not worthy of virtue occupying leadership positions is: they don't do it, they can't do it; He looks down on what others do, because it will appear that he is incompetent; Do everything possible to suppress business experts, so that everyone will stand on the same starting line.
It's all pigs, so you won't laugh at me for being black, right? If you dare to make trouble, we will all send you to the eighteenth layer of hell, so that our position will be solid.
"Okay, okay, look at your hard work, I'll do it first, right? But remember, you have to be anonymous, that is, to be seen who you have chosen. First, it prevents retaliation, and second, it contributes to harmony and unity. ”
With that, Zhou Yu turned his back and took the pen handed over by 139. It's a real pen, the pen on the senior uncle in the Netherworld Valley, Zhou Yu has always regarded it as a treasure, and he will never take it out and use it unless it is an important occasion.
He pondered for a moment, then redrew a symbol, then folded the paper and handed it to Miaokoyan.
The generals can't hide when they see it, so write it! Can you wait for the food to be served without writing? The result is a flurry of pen and paper, some covered, covered, twisted, and relied on, all kinds of strange, subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger.
"Miao Kexian, receive! None of them can be left behind! ”
Miao Kexian has just been given the title of a new generation lord by Sorento, not to mention that he is happy in his heart, it can be described as a blessing in three lives, he and his family may never have thought that their family would have this opportunity to cultivate such a Gawa with green smoke from the ancestral tomb in their lives.
"Yes, please rest assured, Your Highness!"
Zhou Yu sat on the swivel chair, staring at the spotlight on the roof, and didn't look at this group of silent boys. Philena sat across from him, trying to make eye contact with him several times but to no avail, and sweat was pouring from her forehead.
"Your Highness, the statistics are ready!"
"Read!"
The Governor rubbed his face with his hands together, and rubbed his eyes and temples with his thumb.
"There were two of the most incompetent generals, who also received 15 votes. One is number 6 and one is number 10. ”
Miao Kexian has just joined the General's Department, and it is indeed a bit difficult for him to match the number with someone so quickly, but this is also what Zhou Yu wanted to ask him to count the votes.
You won't say I'm partial this time, will you? I wouldn't say that there was a way in it, would it? There are so many such methods in previous lives, and without exception, they are all just acting for others to see, blocking the mouths of the people, and deceiving honest people. As for the stakeholders, it is desirable to know the outcome as early as the time of the motion. No, it's the planner who has the door, roots, and backstage at all, and when others come to draw tickets, they are accompanying the prince to study.
The word prince is too good, in ancient times, it was the prince, the pillar of talent, and the reserve cadre of the future leader of the country. Today, the scope, coverage and definition of this word have been amplified and diffused, especially referring to those who have an unusual relationship with the top leaders in some administrative regions or government agencies, enterprises and institutions, and secretly call them godfathers and fathers in private.
"Number six?"
Zhou Yu looked at Marsha, he was number 6. This technician is very embarrassed at the moment, he doesn't know where to put his hand, and he even forgot to bring the technician's bag.
Pusika across from him wasn't much better, it turned out that the kid was number 10. Good guy, this is really a hard connection, a slave soldier, a noble soldier, I thought that they would be incompatible, but I didn't expect the two of them to be side by side. This time, the two of you can seriously be good friends.
How can this lawsuit be decided? Zhou Yu took a sip of tea and spat half of it. It's hot! It's hot!
"Oh, juxtaposition, juxtaposition!"
The Governor of the Metropolitan muttered and paced around with his hands behind his back, causing people's eyes to keep shaking, and they didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.
"That's it, I agree with the results of the juxtaposition, since the juxtaposition is not selected, I just said that I want one, and that is one. In that case, I will give you one more chance, and let you two go back to the battlefield to kill the enemy. ”
"Thank you, sir!"
"Thank you, Governor!"
The faces of the two of them, who were still cloudy and didn't know where to go, suddenly turned cloudy and clear, especially when they heard Zhou Yu say that they were giving them a chance, the two almost jumped up and hugged each other.
Phew, does your bear look like a turf grabber?
"However, capital crimes can be avoided, and living crimes cannot be escaped, since you are on the list, you two must have an explanation, right?"
"Listen to the Governor of the Metropolis!"
"Only the Metropolitan Governor is the head of the horse!"
"Come on, come on, don't just talk about it, the head of the horse and the head of the donkey! Do you think this is an auction of the relics of the Old Summer Palace? Have the kung fu to come up with some impressive achievements! ”
"Yes!"
"It's not me saying Pusica, you're not quite inside, inside... Alas, look at the votes, the number of votes is everything. ”
When Marsha was on the list, he could imagine that this kid was originally the target of everyone, and others didn't like him not only because he followed the general of Tianmu Hunt every day to serve in the hall, and took advantage of the right time, place and people, so he repeatedly made miraculous feats at a young age and overpowered the others; The deeper resistance came from Marsha's last apostasy, and if it weren't for the Governor's timely response and insight into heaven, perhaps the current impostor Masha would have turned everyone into corpses.
But Pusica is talented, tall and mighty, and if she were a girl, she might have taken a fancy to him or one of the prisoners. How did they also stumble, fall into the well, lose their eyes, and go astray in the secret ballot?
Could it be that the commanders of the Immortal Army have already been summed up and are ready to use this way to find a place for their generals? Give the aristocratic army a dismount?
Too tired, too tired, I don't want to think about it, Zhou Yu patted his head.
"Punish you for job rotation!"
"Rotation?"
The people below quickly exchanged their heads and muttered. What is Job Rotation? It sounds so strange, and it seems like some kind of special torture instrument.
"Rotation, that is, you go to do his work, and he does your work. After a while, let the soldiers you each bring with you give you a score. If it's still a failing grade, don't blame my men for being ruthless. When the time comes, whoever you two are, get me home and farm!" ”
"Yes, General!"
"Command, Grand Duke!"
Fei Lina glared at the Metropolitan Governor resentfully, Zhou Yu didn't know that there were several mental activities in her eyes.