Chapter 010: Cockroaches
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To the southeast of the Faculty of Business and Business is the School of Logistics, and to the southwest is the School of Computer Science. The three schools are cut by an asphalt road running north-south and face each other across the road. The business school is located in the east of the road, and the other two colleges are in the west of the road.
Ding Ermiao followed this asphalt road and complained about Ji Xiaoxiao in his heart.
It's eight o'clock or nine o'clock, and the lights are as bright as day. On both sides of the road, there are vendors setting up stalls and doing business. Behind these stalls, there are shops on the street, selling clothing, opening restaurants, and opening Internet cafes.
After all, it is the location of three colleges, and although it is during the summer vacation, there are many students and teachers who stay on campus, plus the surrounding aborigines, so this road is very lively. Red men and green women, such as carp crossing the river.
Looking at the various stalls and vendors on the side of the road, Ding Ermiao suddenly had an idea. I stole some pills and medicinal wine from Master's Dan room, as long as I sold a little casually, I still have no money to spend?
Thinking of this, Ding Ermiao found a vacant lot on the side of the road and squatted down, opened his backpack, took out a bottle of medicinal wine and put it on the ground, followed the example of other vendors, and opened his throat and shouted:
&nb=δΈ=book=bar=novelwanshuba.comsp; "Come on, come on...... don't miss it when you pass by. The superb bone-setting medicinal wine, containing the Heavenly King Heart Tonifying Pill, and the six-flavor Rehmannia Pill. Can cure your front and back bend ......"
After shouting for a long time, there was no customer to talk to. Ding Ermiao shook his head, put away the medicinal wine, changed two yellow cloth talismans and spread them on the ground, and shouted again: "Maoshan Zhenzong talisman, one talisman is in the body, and all evils will not invade!" β
After shouting a few times, a young man and woman, both in their early twenties, came over. The girl has short hair and wears a low-necked dress. The boy wears glasses and acts intimately with the girl. Looking at that appearance, it should be a pair of college lovers.
The girl took the boy's arm, and the two of them crouched down together, looking down at the charm on the ground.
Uh......, what two hemispheres! Ding Ermiao's eyes involuntarily got into the girl's collar, and there was a sound of swallowing saliva in his throat: Goodong.
"Hey, this thing of yours is really a spell drawn by the Taoist priest of Maoshan?" The girl raised her head and asked Ding Ermiao. When she saw Ding Ermiao's eyes staring at her chest, she couldn't help but change her face, and while grabbing her collar with her hand, she glared at Ding Ermiao viciously.
"Oh...... yes, yes, yes, Maoshan Dao Fu, like a fake. This is the only one, and there are no branches. Ding Ermiao came to his senses and hurriedly put on a smile on his face to sell his charm.
The boy frowned slightly: "How much is this talisman ......?" β
"It's not expensive, it's not expensive, just ......" Ding Ermiao hesitated.
In the past, on the mountain, there were also some rich and noble people who went to the master to ask for talismans, and the master was 20,000 yuan a piece, and refused to bargain. But two years ago, can people have so much money?
Simply, take half of it.
So Ding Ermiao said with a smile: "Meeting is fate, I will accept you 10,000 yuan." If you want two tickets together, I'll give you another discount, a total of 16,000 ......."
"Neuropathy, a piece of cloth the size of a palm will cost 10,000 pieces! I think you're trying to get rich and want to get dizzy, dead liar! Before Ding Ermiao finished speaking, the pair of young men and women had already stood up and walked away.
"Hey, two ......, let's take a look. Hey......" Ding Ermiao looked at the backs of the two of them and was indignant. It's already a big sale of vomiting blood, and I'm even scolded for being a neuropath.
The small vendors on both sides of the stalls looked over with a light of pity in their eyes.
The sister-in-law on the left, who sells trinkets, leaned over and asked, "Young man, are you setting up a stall for the first time?" β
"yes." Ding Ermiao nodded.
The sister-in-law laughed: "Just your two yellow cloths, let alone 10,000 yuan, you can't sell them for ten yuan." If you're young, go learn a craft. Relying on this, you can't feed people and make a fortune. Alas......"
"It's ......." Ding Ermiao depressedly put away the talisman and walked towards the four-way intersection in front of him. Obviously, the sister-in-law who set up the stall just now also regarded herself as a liar.
My dignified Maoshan disciple, can I do the things of abduction and deception? After 12 years of learning Taoism, Ding Ermiao naturally knew that cheating, abduction, stealing, and robbery were all detrimental to Taoism. For generations, none of the senior disciples who had learned the Tao but did not practice the right path had a good death.
Now I'll have to go farther and try my luck again.
At the four-way intersection in front of the School of Computer Science, the red light just turned on. A motorcycle stopped next to Ding Ermiao, also waiting for a red light.
"Hey, big brother, I see that your Yin Tang is dark, your eyes are blank, and your people are crooked. I'm afraid there will be a disaster of blood light, so it's better to ...... Shall I help you redeem it? Just treat me to a meal. Ding Ermiao said to the man riding the motorcycle with a sincere face.
"You're the Bloodlight Plague!" The motorcyclist was furious, took off his goggles and tore off his mask: "Where did you come from? I'm wearing a helmet, sunglasses, a mask, you can see my hall, my eyes, and my philtrum?! β
It is the first two days of the Midyear Festival, the thirteenth day of July.
Some residents in the vicinity burned paper for their deceased relatives on the side of the road, so smoke paper ash flew all over the sky. So even though it was night, this guy on a bicycle was armed to the teeth, helmet, mask, and glasses, all the same.
"Didn't I see your eyes and your middle now?" Ding Ermiao grinned and persevered.
The green light turned on, and the motorcyclist glared at Ding Ermiao viciously: "If you weren't in a hurry, I would have beaten you!" Then he put on the gas pedal and swooped out.
Ding Ermiao shrugged: "If you don't listen to the masters, you will suffer in front of you." Alas......"
The sigh did not stop, only a loud bang was heard, and the motorcycle just now fell to the ground, spinning several times like a top.
It was a sedan that grabbed a red light and crashed into the motorcycle, and the rider flew directly to the green belt on the side of the road.
"Ah......h The motorcyclist lay in the middle of the greenery and screamed loudly: "Help, help! My arm, my arm, seems to be broken. β
One of his arms sticks out of the bushes, dripping with blood.
The passers-by around were stunned for a moment, and then quickly surrounded them. The enthusiast asked for comfort while contacting the ambulance.
Originally, Ding Ermiao also wanted to go over and bandage this guy briefly, but forget it after thinking about it. If you go over now, that guy will definitely think of himself as a crow's mouth. Anyway, he just broke his arm, and the hospital will take care of it.
Keep walking. A small restaurant in front of you is wafting out the rich aroma of food. Stimulated by the aroma of vegetables and wine, Ding Ermiao's stomach screamed uncontrollably, and the bells and drums rang in unison, and the momentum was amazing.
He still ate a bowl of fried rice on the mountain in the morning, and now more than ten hours have passed, and in the meantime, he has only drunk a few sips of mountain spring water.
Gotta get something to pad my stomach! As for the money for food, I'll talk about it when I'm full. Ding Ermiao gritted his teeth in his heart, and walked towards a small restaurant in front of him with his head held high.
This restaurant is called "Ruping Tu Restaurant", the store is not big, only two bungalows. It seems that it also serves poor students, and the tables inside are very crowded. There was only a round table in the corner, which was probably a VIP seat.
At the round table sat four or five young men with colorful hair. One of the diners had no hair yet, and his bald head was shining in the light. A few people drank beer and made a loud noise, as if no one was around.
Seeing Ding Ermiao pushing the door in, a sweet-looking girl led over: "Hello, are you eating?" β
"Yes, eat, eat." Ding Ermiao nodded, sat down at the tables, and put down his backpack and umbrella.
In addition to himself and the five young people at the round table, there was also a small couple eating by the door, both of them bowing their heads and whispering.
"How many?" The waitress girl handed over the menu: "This is the menu, you can take a look." β
"I'm the only one." Ding Ermiao glanced at the menu: "Braised fat sausage, braised beef, braised chicken, braised crucian carp, braised tofu......" He ordered six dishes in one bite, and then closed the menu unsatisfied.
A person has to eat so much, Zhu Bajie descends to earth, what is this? The waiter Xiaomei was stunned for a long time, wrote down the names of these dishes, poured another cup of tea for Ding Ermiao, and then walked to the back kitchen.
Soon, a plate of braised beef and braised tofu was served. Ding Ermiao asked for two bottles of beer again, shook off his cheeks and ate and drank nonsense.
The rest of the dishes were also delivered by the waiters one after another. While Ding Ermiao was eating, he was thinking in his heart, what will he use to pay the bill? Is it a peace charm or a bone water?
Ding Ermiao's gobbling and chirping in his mouth seemed to cause dissatisfaction among the five diners at the round table. One of the bald heads turned his face and glanced at him impatiently.
What are you looking at, I've never seen such a handsome and mighty guy? Ding Ermiao glared at him angrily.
The bald head was slightly stunned, but suddenly grinned and smiled silently. The smile was sinister and dismissive.
Ding Ermiao was also stunned, this guy didn't know him, what was he laughing at for no reason? He picked up a piece of beef and threw it in his mouth, casually watching the movement on the round table.
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