In English class, no one was absent.

Although David Han's name is a bit cheesy, he has an extremely handsome appearance, a tall figure, and an outstanding noble temperament.

Although his daughter is as old as the students here, he still looks very young.

When David Han teaches, he always intersperses some humorous stories and tells them in very simple English words, so that the students are happy and learn knowledge at the same time.

So his classes have always been full.

Chu Xiaoye sat in the last row, and when he listened carefully, he always felt that today's handsome man in a suit and leather shoes looked at him from time to time.

Maybe it's his delusion.

After class, Chu Xiaoye took the book, and as soon as he walked out of the classroom, Han David followed quickly, smiled slightly, and said in very fluent Chinese: "Chu Xiaoye, is it right? Thank you for saving my baby daughter Weili last night, thank you very much." ”

It turned out that Willy had already told him.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly said politely: "With a gesture, Teacher Han doesn't have to be polite." ”

David Han stretched out his hand very gentlemanly and said with a smile: "After hearing about Wei Li, my wife, Wei Li's brother and sister, I really want to express our gratitude to you, and I hope that classmate Chu can come to our house tonight and have dinner together." ”

Chu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, and said with some embarrassment: "Teacher Han, you really don't need to be so polite, I'm not used to going to a stranger's house to eat." ”

David Han shrugged his shoulders and withdrew his hand, his face still had a smile like a spring breeze, and said, "I'm really sorry, I took the liberty of it." Student Chu......"

As soon as she said this, Wei Li suddenly walked from the aisle next to her, and said with a smile on her face: "Dad, you see, I said it a long time ago, you suddenly invited him to eat at home, it will scare him." Of course he would refuse. ”

Han David spread his hands helplessly, smiled apologetically at Chu Xiaoye, and said, "Then you young people talk, I won't be annoying." ”

With that, he waved his hand at the two and left with a smile.

Wei Li walked up to Chu Xiaoye, playfully blinked her beautiful blue eyes, and said, "Classmate Chu, aren't you afraid that you will go to my house and be suddenly tied up by us and thrown into the pot to cook, right?"

Chu Xiaoye said a little embarrassedly: "Of course not, I haven't eaten Western food, I'm afraid of being embarrassed." ”

"Huh?"

Wei Li was stunned when she heard this, and after a few seconds, she suddenly laughed out loud and said, "This reason is so far-fetched." My dad is a very good cook, not only can cook Western food, but also Chinese food. Whatever you like, you can do it. In that case, would you still like to go?"

Chu Xiaoye was a little embarrassed and said, "Miss Weili, I'm really not used to going to other people's houses for dinner. ”

Wei Li frowned deliberately, and said very sadly: "It seems that classmate Chu doesn't want to make me a friend anymore, hey, am I really going to die alone?"

Chu Xiaoye suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, the word lonely old age was not used like this.

After thinking about it, he felt that it was difficult to be warm, and it was a beautiful girl who was invited to have a meal, so what was there to be afraid of, not to mention, it could save money.

So, he agreed, and said with a smile: "Okay then, I'll trouble you tonight." ”

Wei Li suddenly smiled like a flower, and said happily: "No trouble, no trouble, I haven't had guests at home for a long time, classmate Chu went tonight, everyone will be very happy and welcome." ”

"Hmm. ”

"Well, that's it. After school, I'll be waiting for you at the South Gate, be sure to be on time. ”

Willy waved her hand and left with a smile.

Chu Xiaoye walked out of the teaching building, and was just about to walk to the next classroom, when he suddenly saw that on the road ahead, Yang Wei was holding a bewitching girl and walking over with a group of people.

Yang Wei naturally saw him at a glance, and immediately hugged the girl, stopped in front of him, and sneered with a sneer on his face: "Chu Xiaoye, it's you, what, are you going to class alone? Aren't you looking for a girlfriend? Come, kneel down and beg Viagra, Viagra I can be merciful and help you find one." ”

The boys behind him immediately burst into laughter.

Chu Xiaoye was also full of smiles, pretending to be very curious to glance at the girl beside him, and said, "Hey, Viagra, isn't your girlfriend Chen Ruodan, why did she change so quickly?"

Speaking of this, he suddenly said with a sudden face: "Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, when you kissed Chen Ruodan yesterday, you kissed a mouth full of, no wonder...... Hahahaha......"

As soon as these words came out, the sneer on Yang Wei's face suddenly turned into extreme shame, and he gritted his teeth and said: "That rotten thing, Lao Tzu has already dumped her! Chu Xiaoye, didn't you still treat her as a goddess at the beginning? I don't want to be able to kiss my relatives, is it a shame?"

Chu Xiaoye looked surprised and said: "Viagra, what about the stool in her mouth, I can't kiss it, isn't it very lucky?"

"You ......"

Yang Wei's face turned blue with anger, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Poor, you don't want to find a girlfriend for the rest of your life!"

Chu Xiaoye said indifferently: "It's better than finding a girlfriend who spews stool in her mouth, right, Viagra?"

The corners of Yang Wei's mouth twitched, and he sneered: "You are still a place, right? A poor man like you, in the past four years of college, you don't dream that there are girls sleeping with you!"

Chu Xiaoye said: "It's better than finding a girl who spews stool in her mouth, at least I won't kiss a mouth full of stool." ”

Yang Wei said angrily: "No matter how ugly a girl is, she can't see you as a poor man!"

Chu Xiaoye said: "It's better than finding a girlfriend who spews stool in her mouth." Of course I'm not as good as Viagra, even girls who spew stool in their mouths can look at Viagra, Viagra is really awesome. ”

“......”

The muscles on Yang Wei's face twitched, and he finally couldn't help but grit his teeth and roared, "Do you dare not mention the words spurting stool in your mouth again?"

Chu Xiaoye said: "Of course I dare, Viagra kissed the poop." ”

"You !!!"

Yang Wei's chest was blocked, he almost couldn't breathe, he covered his chest, panting, out of breath, his face was red and white, and he was almost fainted.

The girl who was dressed in a bewitching dress hurriedly helped him and scolded Chu Xiaoye: "Die poor! hillbilly! Toad! If you speak vulgarly, you can only spray feces? old lady...... Gross-"

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly felt a tumbling in her stomach and stomach, and then stretched her neck, opened her mouth, and squirted out all kinds of food scraps and stool with a "whoosh"!

Almost all of them were sprayed on Yang Wei's face, head, neck, and chest beside him!

The eye-catching feces flowed down Yang Wei's face, landed on his mouth, and flowed down his chin, and the companions next to him were stunned!

And Yang Wei froze in place in an instant, and even his expression was instantly frozen, almost becoming a stone sculpture, motionless!

Chu Xiaoye laughed: "Viagra is mighty! Viagra has made thousands of choices, and finally found a girlfriend who spews feces in her mouth! Congratulations! Hahaha......"

Yang Wei began to tremble, rolled his eyes, and fell straight to the ground.

I don't know if it's or smoked by.