Chapter 005: Thinking of You Like Crazy
"Well, according to what you say, he is a little shameless, so what should you do if he retaliates against you like this?"
After Lulu asked this sentence worriedly, I finally found some comfort, fortunately, this guy is not completely heterosexual and inhuman.
"What else can I do, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth!"
"That's not going to work." Lulu was anxious: "We have to come up with a foolproof solution." ”
I looked at her lovelessly, pulled two tissues and went into the bathroom, and when I came out, Lulu grabbed me excitedly: "Linlin, I have a way, oops, I'm a genius, worship me." ”
"What, let's hear it." Even though I had no hope at all, I couldn't bear to dampen her high spirits.
"Liang Heqiong wants everyone to misunderstand your relationship, so that you become the public enemy of the S big girl?" Lulu raised her eyebrows, her voice excited.
"Theoretically, yes."
Lulu snapped her fingers excitedly, and then I heard her say proudly: "You still have to tie the bell to the bell, you can use your strength to make this misunderstanding come true, let him like you, let him not see you suffer a little grievance, let him think of you as a demon, think of you like crazy......"
My eyes widened in horror......
I swear by my food bill for the month that I suspect something is wrong with my ears and it's getting worse.
Looking at Lulu's chattering mouth, listening to the more outrageous things she said, I quickly shook her awake: "Can you be realistic?" ”
"How is this unrealistic?" Lulu retorted excitedly, rubbed and jumped up from the bed, because it was too intense, her head hit the bed board, her teeth grinned in pain, and she didn't forget to continue chattering: "Ren Linlin, you are so bad that we are the flower of our Chinese department, and you are still the champion of the college entrance examination, Liang Heqiong is the champion of the last college entrance examination, the IQ of being the champion is high, you can still fight wits and courage together, and maybe you can expand a new way to open love!" ”
The more Lulu spoke, the more excited she became, and at the moment she felt like a genius.
Liang Heqiong is the champion of the last college entrance examination, the vice president of the student union, and the grass of S University. Ren Linlin is the champion of this college entrance examination, the deputy director of the student union, and the flower of the Chinese department. These two people are a perfect match from the external aura alone! Think about the scene of them fighting wits and courage together, it's exciting!
The smile on Lulu's face kept changing, and she smiled and laughed, and the conspiracy was laughed at on her face.
I was stimulated by her smile and got goosebumps: "The more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes." ”
Oh, that's not right!
I realized that something was wrong, and I always felt that something was missing.
Looking at Lulu's sparkling little eyes......
Damn, just now the eyes were red as rabbits and accused me of taking away the eight lambs she loved. The person in front of me who is full of interest and says that Liang Heqiong and I have all kinds of games are not fake, right?
"Lulu, are you alright?"
"Huh??"
"Who just cried that I took her love?" God knows what a mixed mood I had when I asked this.
I was afraid that Lulu would suddenly jump up and accuse me, but I couldn't stand her whimsical here.
Gu Liang, that's the boy you like, your dishes, hey!
Lulu's reaction surprised me again.
She asked me with a puzzled look, "Is there such a thing?" Then she waved her hand: "If there is, I will take back what I just said, I don't like him anymore." ”
I was shocked and curious: "Can this be said to be taken back?" ”
"I can like eight guys seven days a week, don't you know?"
"That's too." I calmed down.
At this time, Yang Dan and Aini returned. Lulu immediately pulled them over and began to tell the whole story of the whole thing and bring her own solution!
Half an hour later, the three girls in dormitory 502 made a plan.
The three of them glared at me in unison, extremely serious: "Ren Linlin, are you ready to go to the battlefield?" ”
“……”
I was confused and full of question marks, you must know that they had not consulted me at all during the half hour they had just discussed selling me!
"You sold me like that?" I'm incredible.
"Just snicker!"
"I ......" Who can give me a reason to laugh?
"Liang Heqiong is the dream lover of all the girls in S University, he can sell you to him, and he will cheapen you." Ani had a look on her face that I had picked up a bargain.
"Really, I don't want to pick up cheap, you guys can do it yourself, really!" The skull hurts, and I am angry with these so-called girlfriends. One-on-three, I know there's no chance of winning. Forget it, I'll wash and sleep!
I just got up, and the three on the other side dragged me out the door......
What's going on?
"I want to have your face to cheapen you!" Lulu's voice was full of hatred, and iron was not made of steel.
"I want to have your body to be cheap for you!" Aini's voice was full of mud and couldn't hold up the wall.
"I want to have your IQ to cheapen you, you can save some snacks!" Wait, how can Yang Dan's voice have a sadness that pities the hearts of parents in the world?
I was completely messy, and my hands and feet were trying to break free from their grasps, and I shouted hoarsely: "But that person is Liang Heqiong!" ”
"You are still Ren Linlin, others don't know your strength, we know it well, you just don't like to dress up. You can rest assured that you will go to the battlefield, and the equipment in the future will be handed over to us. Lulu's words were so proud that I wanted to cry when I heard it.
"You also said that Liang Heqiong is a public lover, let me attack his city, aren't you worried about my life? What about the friendship that grew up in open crotch pants? ”
"Reading on the friendship of open crotch pants, so you are responsible for attacking the city and the pool, and we are responsible for the aftermath to ensure that you have no worries. Stop talking nonsense, let's go. ”
"Where are you going?"
"Buy gear!"