The famous domed white house is often used as the backdrop for terrorist attacks in large areas of Hollywood, but in reality, it is estimated that no daring terrorist group would dare to attack this building.

Because in that case, it's basically a declaration of war with the boss of the entire Blue Star rogue group, and the consequences of this, you know.

For hundreds of years, the owner of this white house, the president of the rice country, has always been produced among the donkey party and the elephant party, of course, according to the constitution of the rice country, candidates who do not belong to any party can also run for president, theoretically speaking, a rabbit can also become the president of the eagle sauce, provided that he was born and settled in the rice country for more than 14 years.

There was once a computer tycoon who ran for president of the rice country as an independent candidate and received 19% of the votes, of course, the final result was to make a wedding dress for others, but theoretically, the possibility of a rich man without party affiliation to become the president of the rice country always exists, just like you and I won the Mark Six lottery, in case it happens.

The current president of the rice country, Trump, is a candidate from the Republican Party, of course, this guy has also supported the Democratic Party's presidential candidate before, as a businessman, his behavior is very understandable, it is the nature of businessmen to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, how to be cost-effective and how to come is Trump's creed in his lifetime.

However, Trump is still a principled and idealistic president, and his ideal is simple, "Make the rice country strong again!" ”。

As a very strange president, Trump subverted many unspoken rules of rice country elections, such as political correctness, perhaps because of public aesthetic fatigue, voters ignored Trump's various bad deeds and accusations with big hairy eyebrows, and remembered Trump's campaign slogan: "The rice country is our rice country".

At least in terms of posture, Trump has achieved the basic principle of rice country first, please, my rice country is not an internationalist warrior, outside the border of rice country, then you are flooded, more precisely, "outside the interests of my rice country, who cares about your flood".

Since Trump came to power, although he has refreshed the lower limit of the most unprofessional government, he has received enough support from most hardcore Americans.

On this morning, Trump summoned his staff, once a son of heaven and a courtier, and the same in the rice country, Trump's staff are basically his iron buddies who herd sheep and make money together.

"Dude, how have you been taking care of your subordinates lately, report first?" , Trump spoke,

"It's more difficult for the old men of the Ministry of Defense to get it, but after I replace a batch and promote a batch, it's basically seventy-seven-eighty-eight," said the Minister of Defense.

"Except for some front-line generals, they can basically obey orders, and those front-line soldiers have no big problems, they are all good at obeying orders."

"Very good", Trump is still very satisfied with the Secretary of Defense, and he is worthy of being a sworn friend of XXX back then.

"What about the FBI, these bunnies actually dared to stumble on me when I was campaigning, did they kill a few chickens for the monkey cubs to see?" ，

The newly appointed FBI boss looked uneasy, "I have replaced several middle-level cadres, but the water is too deep",

"There are a few departments that even I still haven't figured out how many people there are and what they do."

"What are you eating XXX", Trump began to go crazy, "In half a year, you have replaced a few middle-level cadres, what about the deputy directors, don't tell me that they are now obedient to you".

"The impact of replacing the deputy director is too great, and it involves too much government secrets, and even some big Mao evidence", the new boss began to hesitate, of course he would not tell Trump, one of the deputy directors took out black materials about himself, which was shocking, and a deputy director directly showed him some videos and recordings about Mr. President, if it leaked out, he didn't dare to think about it anymore.

Therefore, as the president's own person, carrying a gun and blocking mines is the basic skill, Trump sprayed his face full of saliva, and he could only swallow it silently, the baby was bitter, but the baby couldn't say.

After asking about the situation of his major staff again, Trump was very optimistic to find that the situation was not a small good, but a great good.

"The only problem right now is that our approval rating is a bit low",

"That damn Gallup poll actually says our approval rating is less than 30%!" , Trump said, and his beard fluttered up with anger.

"No matter what, we always have a 35% approval rate."

"So no matter what, we have to do something to build prestige, otherwise it would be too humiliating to be ousted before a term is completed."

As a result, in the conference room of the White House, a fierce debate began to erupt, and generally speaking, the best and easiest time to unite the morale of the people was the invasion of foreign enemies. However, as the undisputed rogue leader on the Blue Star, it is not easy to find enemies.

In the Iron Curtain era, the best enemy is, of course, the woolly bear, the millions of troops, and the torrent of steel on the border of Europa, that is not a joke, there is such an opponent, Europa and a group of little brothers are too well-behaved, and they don't need the boss to speak, and the annual protection fee is obediently sent up.

However, since President Li Gen, who was born as an actor, used the half-true and half-false "Star Wars" plan to fool the hairy bear, this enemy could not withstand the internal and external pressure, and collapsed all of a sudden, leaving Da Mao Ermao lonely and lonely, far from being a qualified opponent.

Originally, at this time, the rabbit should undoubtedly become the biggest imaginary enemy of the rice country, but I didn't expect the ** brother to jump out, the frenzied "911", although it is inhumane, but objectively it also helped the rabbit divert the attention of the rice country, and has the opportunity to secretly brush the development of soldiers.

What happened later, everyone knows, **hanged, and the stupid big wood in the background who was suspected of ** also hanging, anyway, taking this opportunity, the rice country beat up the disobedient little hooligans, and recently, even the most disobedient, there are big mushrooms in their hands, and the North Stick that can't be beaten casually has also softened.

Trump drew his sword and looked around, at a loss in his heart, "Ask the world, what is the opponent?" ”

As a result, in the eyes of these Trump's hardcore brothers, a long-eared animal with obscene development and bricks from time to time appeared.

"I've put up with this obscene rabbit for a long time", Trump set a tone for the meeting, "We must thoroughly investigate the rabbit this time, and if there is any black material, get it all up quickly."

At this time, of course, it's time to use the CIA and the FBI, the boss of the CIA is not a descendant of Trump, but he took a cautious stance in the previous election war, and did not jump out to scold Trump directly like the former boss of the FBI, so he survived the purge storm, at this time, it was the best opportunity for him to show his loyalty, so the CIA boss jumped out and said,

"Boss Chuan, didn't we carry out a strict embargo on the North Stick some time ago, so that not even a single ant can be transported out, and not a single mosquito can fly in, but we found that there is a Chinese freighter, secretly sailing to the North Stick."

"Check, check me to death", Trump was immediately excited, "This is a very good excuse to support the terrorist North Stick, I want to see what else this dead rabbit has to say."

At this time, the secretary of state, who was not open-eyed, relied on his crooked kinship with Trump, raised his hand and said weakly, "That, Mr. President, aren't you going to meet with the golden fat man of Beibang next month?"

"So we've just removed the North Stick from the terrorist blacklist, and we can't let you, Mr. President, meet with the terrorist leader."

Trump seemed to remember something, but he waved his hand, "This is not important",

"Only the two days I met him he wasn't a terrorist, and the rest of the time he was still the same", Trump nodded, giving a hundred and twenty likes to his brilliant idea,

"That's it, you go and add the North Stick back to the blacklist right away, take it down before I go, and add it back when I come back."

Well, as the boss of Blue Star's largest gangster gang, he is so capricious.

Seeing that the CIA grabbed the jackpot, the new boss of the FBI was not willing to lag behind, and he was fully prepared before coming, and immediately threw out the exclusive news, "I have the latest inside report here, from China's second largest communications equipment manufacturer, Zhongxing, after we listed Persia as a terrorist sponsor, we still provide them with all kinds of equipment from our rice country and our allies."

At this time, the CIA boss was a little puzzled, because this matter was handled by him when he was in office, "I remember that this is a matter of the previous administration, and we also issued a fine of nearly one billion US dollars, as if Zhongxing has already paid the fine."

"Damn, a billion dollars, can we fine another billion dollars", hearing the fine of a billion dollars, Trump's eyes immediately brightened a lot, and even the perennial old flowers seemed to disappear.

"That's right, Zhongxing paid the fine, but our people have been keeping an eye on this company", the new boss of the FBI finally found a chance to show his credit, he gushed endlessly, "Recently, we bought the inside line to find that although they paid the money, they did not fully fulfill all the obligations on the "Memorandum of Understanding".

This time, even the person in charge of the Ministry of Commerce, who had been unable to interject on the side, became excited, "Great, are they still continuing to supply to Persia?"

"It's so bold, you must clean it up ruthlessly, what my rice country has said, can it be a fart?" ，

"Cough, cough, cough", the new FBI boss shook his head a little embarrassed, "Actually, it's not that serious",

"In the Memorandum of Understanding, Zhongxing promised to deal with all the responsible personnel involved in the Persian incident, but in fact, several of the employees involved were not only not fired, but received more bonuses."

A group of people looked at each other, "This, it doesn't seem like a big problem, right?" ”，

This is a small problem, but the means to find this small problem is a big problem, everyone looks at the new head of the FBI and their eyes have changed, "The inside line you bought, even this kind of intelligence can be obtained, it's too powerful", what's even more terrifying is that who knows if his subordinates will also be bought by this girl.

Obviously, most people don't take the breach of contract itself too seriously, but at this time, Mr. President, who has been silent, laughed heartily, "A breach of contract is a breach of contract".

Mr. President rightly said, "The breach of contract itself cannot be denied because it is only a small detail."

"The Memorandum of Understanding is a consensus we have reached under God's nose and must be fulfilled without any detail."

At this time, Trump, like a devout pastor, pronounced the sentence on behalf of God, "Zhongxing violated the agreement reached in front of God, and it must be punished!" ”。

"Now, on behalf of God, let us punish this untrustworthy fellow, Amen."

Well, the last sentence finally exposed Trump's original intention.

The delegates at the meeting nodded in unison, "Zhongxing without Daddy Rice, if you don't take the blame, who will take the blame?" ”