Chapter 171: Jokes
"You go to Starbucks on the first floor and sit and wait for me, and I'll help you get a cup of hot milk. Then I'll go and drive, and when I get to the door, you come out. Zhao Wu said again and again, uneasy.
"Okay, got it. The elevator went down two floors, and you said it twice, which is really verbose. ”
"Are you impatient? Do you think I want to? If you can be obedient, will I give you such a verbosity over and over again? ”
"You say this, you really look like my dad, and that expression. It's carved out of a mold. ”
"Go to the side, if I were really your father, I dare to marry you? It is illegal for consanguineous relatives to marry. ”
"Hey, I told you about Zhao Wu. If you really dare to marry me, don't say that you are my father, you are my ancestor, and I will marry too. ”
"Don't be crazy here, go to Starbucks and sit and wait for me."
As they spoke, the two came to the Starbucks door on the first floor, Zhao Wu opened the door of the store, ordered a cup of hot milk at the bar, and then settled Ling Wei down, and then walked out with large and small bags....
"Hey, come out, I'm waiting for you at the door."
After a while, Zhao Wu drove the car out of the hotel's parking lot.
"See, you go ahead, I'm on the side of the road."
"You see me?"
"Of course, I'm not blind. You drive a big luxury car and wander along the road, who can't see it. ”
"Completely eradicated?"
"What eradication, what do you not understand?"
"Huh? It's not interesting, just wait by the side of the road. ”
"Zhao Wu, why are you so bad, you don't hurt me, you feel uncomfortable, right?"
After reacting for a moment, Ling Wei realized the meaning of Zhao Wu's words.
"Haha, your reaction, saying that your IQ is negative is a compliment to you."
"You're just got a high IQ."
While the two were arguing, Zhao Wu had already driven to Ling Wei, and then Zhao Wu lowered the co-pilot's window and said to Ling Wei sideways.
"Beauty, send you a while?"
"Okay, handsome guy, can you send it anywhere?"
"As long as you don't go abroad, you can go wherever you want. Let's get in the car. ”
Then, Ling Wei smiled, opened the co-pilot's door and sat down. As soon as he got in the car, he kissed Zhao Wu on the face.
"That's paid?"
"What? Not enough? ”
"It's a little bit owed. Two more? ”
"Beautiful you. Catch a lot of beauties with this trick, right? ”
"You have discovered this, in fact, there are not many, I will calculate, Fan Bingbing, Liu Yifei, Gao Yuanyuan, and...."
"Dream about you, any of these few can take a fancy to you, and can you still have my business? You've already kicked me aside. ”
"That's right, you're quite self-aware, not bad, good, progressive, and conscious."
"Fuck off, it's not a little decent every day. Opening and closing your mouth is either a meat joke or a loss to me. Now that I've learned it, I'm starting to scold myself for being blind without dirty words. You're almost finished. ”
"You asked me, I said, you scolded me again, you said I was wronged."
"Don't mess with you, where are you going to take me to drink porridge?"
"Good place, make sure you haven't been."
After about an hour's drive through the road, the two men crossed a golf course and stopped in front of a row of cabins.
"Where is this? Is there a place to eat and drink porridge? Looking at the scene covered with greenery, Ling Wei asked suspiciously.
"There must be no food at the door, go inside." Under the leadership of Zhao Wu, the two walked towards the house.
"Yo, Mr. Zhao is here. Hurry up, please inside. As soon as the two entered the house, the shopkeeper respectfully stepped forward to say hello.
"Boss Jiang, it's been a long time."
Zhao Wu took off the scarf tied around his neck, took Ling Wei's hand and followed behind Boss Jiang, and walked inside.
"yes. Mr. Zhao hasn't been here for a while. Still sitting in this house? ”
"Okay. This time is indeed busy, so I have to come and see you when I am free. ”
"Mr. Xie Zhao appreciates the light, the old man in the family is all right?"
"Well, that's good. You're worried. ”
"Okay, go back and bring a good meal for the old man for me, and come to your house to eat wild game if you have nothing to do." The old man loves to eat, and I will guarantee the goods here. ”
"Gotcha. What kind of porridge are you boiling today? ”
"It's a coincidence that Mr. Zhao came, and today it happened that a new product was launched, Dongxing grouper fish porridge. The weight of the best first-class magenta Dongxing is definitely not more than one and a half catties per piece. ”
"Okay, I want two bowls to try. Then give me a green vegetable, stew a chicken, meatballs, and jump over the wall again. It's still the same as the old four. ”
"Understood, I'll arrange it right away."
"It's a remote place, how did you find it?" After Boss Jiang left, Ling Wei asked.
"The old man brought me here, don't underestimate this place, ordinary people really don't entertain, internal, not external."
"I can see it, if you don't walk in, I really don't know it's a restaurant."
"Let's talk about it first. This food is made very slowly, and a good meal is not afraid of being late. If you go back later, your sister won't have an opinion, right? ”
"It's okay, I sent her a WeChat message."
"That's good, lest your sister treat me like a human trafficker."
"Where is it so exaggerated, my sister may just be a little broken, but people are actually very good. is more upright, and he has a special backbone in everything he does, not like me, stupid every day. ”
"Well, each has its own benefits. Sometimes it's not necessarily a good thing for a woman to be too independent. ”
"That is, people have to have something to rely on. There are so many rich people around you, are there any singles, go back and introduce them to my sister. ”
"I don't dare, either push my friend into the fire pit, or push your sister into the fire pit. I have become a sinner if there is a good one of them, I can't afford this kind of black cauldron, I was originally kind, but I did bad things, and no one on both sides offended. ”
"Either you are a businessman, and you can think so much about introducing someone. Sometimes when I think about it, my sister is quite right. I'm with you, and my IQ is completely insufficient, and I'm not as good as a fool if I'm low. ”
"Yo, is this a compliment to me, or is it a detriment to me? No one can decide on this emotional matter. Just like this murderer, are they all bad people? Not necessarily, there are also those who eliminate harm for the people and do the right thing for heaven. ”
"Heh... Let's fall in love, can you realize the truth of doing the right thing for heaven? How good I am. ”
"That is, take you in, and the world will be at peace. This is not only for the sake of heaven, but also for the maintenance of world peace. The United Nations has to come and thank me. ”
"Poof. Can you not be so funny, the wound still hurts. ”
"Hey, this incident has left a scar on my heart, I can't stand you, I owe you too much, maybe I can't pay it off in this life."
"Then hand over your next life to me, and pay off the abusive debt you owe. But in the next life, we will have to change, let you be a woman, and also taste the taste of three holes in this body. ”
"Why are you so vindictive? By the way, I've always had an idea to discuss with you. ”
"What do you think, looking at your expression, how can I feel that it is not a good thing?"
"It's not a bad thing. Two days ago, I checked on the Internet and found a confinement center, and the environment and conditions and facilities are very good, and they are more professional. I feel the need for you to stay there for a while and recuperate. What do you think. ”
"There's no need for that, it's just a minor operation."
"No matter how small the operation is, it has also moved its vitality, although it is not as exaggerated as the confinement period, why can't I recuperate for ten days and half a month. Your sister goes to work every day, where can I have time to take care of you, and I am too worried about yourself. ”
"It's okay, I'm such an adult, can I still take care of myself. And this is about to be the New Year in a blink of an eye, and it is not worth ten days or eight days. I'm going to go back to my hometown at the beginning of next month, and I'm not going to look for a job before this year, so why don't I go home early to see what work is available at home and help me do something. ”
"Well, the more you say that, the more uncomfortable I feel. The two of us are in love, and you are losing your job and hurting yourself..."