Chapter 12 Potato chips are delicious

After Cheng Yu reacted, he quickly got up from Chi Xiaoxiao, wiped his mouth in embarrassment, and then began to pick up potatoes all over the ground, and he didn't intend to help the unlucky meat pad up.

Suddenly, Chi Xiaoxiao didn't have time to gather aura, so she directly hit the back of her head and fell to the ground, and Cheng Yu, who was pressed on her body, kissed her. It's okay to be kissed by a child, the problem is that Cheng Yu only cares about picking up potatoes after kissing him, isn't he as important as potatoes?

"Brother Cheng Yu, don't you say anything if you tarnish my innocence? Thinking that I am 261 years old, I have lost my virginity for no reason, how do you tell me to face my father, fellow villagers, brothers and sisters, and my fiancé is the only talented man in ten miles and eight towns, will he still want me to be an unclean person? Boom! Chi Xiaoxiao was lying on the ground with a sad expression like crying, looking like she was about to die of shame.

Cheng Yu, who was holding two potatoes in his hand, wanted to make Chi Xiaoxiao sober up...... It's also to blame that he didn't walk carefully, otherwise there wouldn't be such a play. This Chi Xiaoxiao has learned to talk about it now, she really deserves to be a little devil, and her future is limitless.

"Your talented fiancé was abducted by the fox spirit on the way to Beijing to catch the exam, and now he may be hiding in a broken temple with seven or eight beautiful fox girls. You little lady might as well follow Uncle Ben, and promise that you will let you wear gold and silver in the future, and eat fragrant and drink spicy. Cheng Yu responded casually, clapped his hands after putting the potatoes he picked up, and pulled up the corpse-like "little lady" on the ground.

The first time Chi Xiaoxiao heard the rhyme of the beautiful fox demon of Xiucai, he thought it was very interesting, if the ordinary story was originally a configuration of one person and one demon, it would definitely be written as a mortal outwit fighting evil demons, or Xiucai three dozen fox spirits or something. And in his knowledge, he has never seen a demon cultivator who will break the vows for a mortal, vainly lust and self-harming cultivation, and it is really impossible to lose money.

However, since Cheng Yu accepted the offer, Chi Xiaoxiao would not admit defeat easily, and as soon as he got up from the ground, he continued to accuse Cheng Yu of playing the shameless hooligan: "You disciple, don't slander my fiancé casually, that fox is not easy to cultivate, how can he easily compromise Dao Xing and commit such a crime." I see that you just have bad intentions and want to break us up, so let the villagers find the county master to comment on the reason! ”

Cheng Yu saw that Chi Xiaoxiao was quite deeply involved in the play, and felt that this kid was really not easy to fool, if he couldn't rely on his superb IQ to suppress Chi Xiaoxiao today, I am afraid that he would have to face the persecution of the little devil in the future, and there would be no day to turn over.

"Hey, hey, little lady~ Don't you know that the county master is my second uncle." Cheng Yu, who inexplicably ignited his fighting spirit, made a look like an uncle with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, and smiled obscenely and greasy, even Chi Xiaoxiao, who had never been shameless in a hundred battles, was taken aback.

Chi Xiaoxiao, who has good actor quality, was surprised for only a second, and immediately recovered his state, this time his painting style changed abruptly, and said with a shy: "Ouch, official, you are so annoying, if you had said earlier that you were the eldest nephew of the old man's family in the county, the matchmaker would not have to step on the threshold of your family." Since the official has a deep affection for the little woman, and you and I are already close to each other, it is better to choose a good day and an auspicious day to get married. Chi Xiaoxiao took out a handkerchief out of nowhere, cocked the orchid finger and took the corner of the handkerchief to cover half of his face, revealing a pair of affectionate eyes, and glanced at Cheng Yu from time to time, and then moved away with a smile after aiming.

Where has Cheng Yu, a young man bathed in the glory of socialism, ever seen such an ugly face, he was a loyal martyr who would rather die than die one second, and the next second he turned into the enemy camp. He was originally ready to use the posture of a lewd uncle to disgust Chi Xiaoxiao and fight to the end with someone, but he didn't expect that the opponent would be such a brazen person, saying that he would marry and even his fiancé, and sure enough, he didn't know enough about Chi Xiaoxiao.

When Cheng Yu was about to choke on his face, the shy little demon king said again: "Ouch, look at my memory, although I am in love with the official, I still have to complete the six ceremonies before I can be considered to be married." As for the dowry, we don't have to pay attention to those, just move a few boxes of gold, silver and jade. ”

"Don't say it again, I'll be ordained a monk tomorrow...... "Cheng Yu's skills are not as good as others, and as for the matter of finding the field, everyone should have nothing to do.

You skin, you skin, you skin, I treat you as a brother, I don't have a pedophile. Cheng Yu silently recited the three times in his heart, comforting himself that he was just an adult and had a lot, so that his children could eat poop.

Chi Xiaoxiao closed her mouth unexpectedly, put away her handkerchief and returned to normal, and followed Cheng Yu out of the forest.

The two of them took the potatoes and asked around, and finally found a small kitchen, but the little boy in charge of the kitchen could only make small snacks in sugar water, and he had never heard of fried potatoes.

Cheng Yu had to do it himself, selected a few potatoes, washed and shaved them, cut them into thin slices, and threw them into salted water to soak, and after about ten minutes, he took out the potato slices and drained the water, and asked Chi Xiaoxiao to help light the fire and heat the oil pot. Wait for the oil to boil for five or six minutes, then put the potato chips in the pot, fry them until golden brown on both sides, then scoop them up and drain the oil, and when they cool a little, the fragrant and crispy homemade potato chips are finished.

"Although the food made by the fairy chief is a little more smoky, it smells really fragrant." The little boy praised.

Cheng Yu scratched his head a little embarrassed, put the potato chips on a plate and handed it to the little boy, the little boy was flattered to take the plate, and saw that another immortal who was burning the fire was eyeing the things on the plate, so he cleverly proposed to go outside to enjoy the flowers and taste the food at the same time.

When the idea was unanimously approved by the two, the little boy led them around the corner to another large courtyard, which was full of flowers of different varieties, and the camellia and begonia were the best blooming.

The boy put the potato chips on the stone table in the octagonal gazebo, and ran back to the kitchen to bring three bowls of sweet soup with sugar cane and horseshoe and a small plate of candied begonias.

Cheng Yu, who drank the porridge for nearly a month, felt the warmth and happiness that he had not seen for a long time, the potato chips were burnt and crispy, the sweet soup was sweet and the fire was reduced, and the sweet and sour candied fruit was added, the world was worth it, and the crossing was worth it.

"Hiccup - haven't eaten so much in a long time." Chi Xiaoxiao, who grew up eating fairy fruits, soon lacked combat effectiveness, and in the face of delicious food, he had no stomach to eat, so he simply walked around in this spring-filled yard to eliminate food.

The little boy of the ontological crane also quickly touched his belly and stopped, watching Cheng Yu gobble up his feast, thinking that this fairy chief has a really good appetite, and he can eat better than the master.

Cheng Yu finished the remaining large amount of potato chips and candied fruit at the speed of the wind and clouds, and drank the sweet soup with a snort, before putting down the bowl contentedly.

"What are these baskets for?" Chi Xiaoxiao, who was taking a walk to eat, pointed to the small bamboo basket under the begonia flowers and camellia flowers and asked.

The little boy who was cleaning up the mess on the table glanced at the bamboo basket and replied, "The medical cultivators collect the fallen flowers and put them into the medicine, and someone will come to take the basket every evening and put it back the next morning. ”

"No wonder my sister has been nagging about the camellia jade of Qingyumen. He said that this medicine can stop the bleeding of the wound quickly without leaving a scar, and asked me to have the opportunity to bring a bottle for her, and I don't know if this medicine can be taken out. Chi Xiaoxiao said with a smile.

When the little boy saw such a handsome and cute child, he showed two little tiger teeth with a smile, and his heart instantly collapsed, and he couldn't help but smile and replied: "Sister Immortal is really knowledgeable, and there are many pills in our sect that are deeply loved by fairy girls and fairy girls of all sects. If the immortal chief wants to ask for the camellia jade to be dispersed, just go to Xinglin Peak to find Lin He Immortal Chief, he is the best at developing beauty elixirs, and maybe he can ask for some other good things for his sister. ”

Chi Xiaoxiao said with a happy face: "Since this is the case, then I must visit this senior when I have the opportunity." ”

The little boy also had to send sweet soup to the master, and he didn't stay longer, and left first after cleaning up the dishes and plates, and said before leaving that he would take good care of the remaining unused potatoes, and the two of them were welcome to come to the kitchen next time to play with him.

Cheng Yu and Chi Xiaoxiao also returned to the new disciple compound, because the special training had no results, Chi Xiaoxiao had to take out a bunch of cheating artifacts. Among them not only included the seeds condensed by Mu Lingzi in the original plan before, but also some strange magic weapons, Cheng Yu felt dazzled just by looking at them, not to mention being familiar with the respective uses of each magic weapon.

Chi Xiaoxiao didn't expect Cheng Yu to be so stupid, he was too lazy to use ready-made good things, after all, it was Cheng Yu who was competing instead of Chi Xiaoxiao, and he was not a strong man, so he could only put away those various magic weapons and leave a few seeds of Mu Lingzi.

"Since Brother Cheng Yu, you can only understand the use of this kind of sub, then we still follow the original battle plan. When the time comes, you will quietly scatter the seeds on the stage, and when the time is ripe, you will silently recite in your heart, 'Sesame seeds will bloom quickly' to make them grow and sprout, and this kind of seed will grow into vines in a short time after germination, and the monks who have cultivated to the golden pill will definitely not be able to break free for a while. Chi Xiaoxiao Balabala said, "When the opponent is entangled, you can go up and pump him directly, remember to hit him hard in the stomach, it doesn't matter if you hit it a little harder, anyway, there are medical cultivators waiting on the scene." ”

Cheng Yu nodded like a chicken pecking rice, looking like he was obedient to Chi Xiaoxiao's words, but he began to mourn for his opponent in his heart. It's that he's sorry for the unlucky big brother, if he can learn to light a fire, he won't need to be so violent, and he beats his stomach like crazy, maybe he will beat the breakfast that others eat without paying attention, the picture is too beautiful.

For tomorrow's game, Cheng Yu lay under the covers as soon as it was dark, ready to get up early and go to bed early to recuperate, so that he could have the strength to beat his opponent on the field.

Cheng Yu slept until midnight, turned over and felt a dark shadow sitting on the edge of his bed, and finally opened his eyes in a daze, but saw Chi Xiaoxiao, who was dressed in red and wearing a cape, with a small white face smiling at him.

"Damn!! Mom has a ghost! Don't come over and walk away!! With a scream that resounded through the sky, Cheng Yu, who was unconscious, successfully waved a flame that lit up the night in panic.

Chi Xiaoxiao wiped a handful of flour from her face, revealing a smile that had succeeded in her treacherous scheme.