Chapter 322: "Ghost" Face
Although both of them have gained a lot of weight recently, just like all couples in the world, the greatest pleasure together is not to play or eat, so one day when the two of them were sitting in the subway station waiting for the subway with their bellies patted their bellies, they looked at the reflection of the two on the glass, and they all laughed together.
Just when the two were discussing supervising each other's weight loss, it was suddenly dark in front of them, and then the surroundings suddenly quieted down, but only two seconds later, the noise one after another and the sound of the subway station staff maintaining order made Zhang Fanyang and both of them breathe a sigh of relief.
"It scared me to death, I thought something was wrong again."
Zhang Fuyu muttered in a small voice that the two of them shared their hearts, while Zhang Fanyang took her into his arms and comforted her softly: "It's okay, even if the sky falls, I will carry it for you, this time, I will never let you get hurt again!" ”
"Hmmm......"
Burying his head in Zhang Fanyang's arms, Zhang Fuyu let out a muffled sound of agreement, and Zhang Fanyang's heart shrank suddenly, and he couldn't help but hug her tighter again.
Just when the two of them were in love, a scream suddenly broke out in the crowd, and then only the screams of "ghosts" were heard in the entire subway station, and the scene was chaotic.
Hearing this shout, the two people who were still hugging each other were stiff, and then Zhang Fuyu nudged him and sighed faintly: "Go and see, who told us to meet." ”
With the approval of his girlfriend, Zhang Fanyang quietly took out a yellow talisman from his pocket and moved quickly in the direction of the sound, and just a few steps later, he found that in the darkness, a bright green face was floating half a meter from the ground, and it seemed that there was still the meaning of rising again.
"! What the heck! ”
As soon as he saw that face, even Zhang Fanyang, who had been through a hundred battles, was shocked by the strange color. But when he looked closely, he found that the face was attached to the body of a chubby woman, and the reason why the face floated up was because the woman was sitting on the ground before, and she was trying to get up from the ground.
"Possessed?"
Thinking of this, Zhang Fanyang took a few steps forward in confusion, and immediately noticed a yin qi mixed with a faint demonic aura coming from around the woman, "! It's a monster! ”
After confirming the demonic energy, Zhang Fanyang had a bottom in his heart, and immediately began to recite the spell in a low voice, walked a few steps to the woman's side, and pasted the talisman on her forehead and whispered: "You are a wicked obstacle!" Give this Heavenly Master a quick retreat! ”
"Ahh
A miserable scream sounded from the woman's mouth, and the sound permeated the entire subway station, and it was in this scream that the subway station that was originally shrouded in darkness suddenly turned on, Zhang Fanyang only felt that his pupils contracted for a while, and when his eyes condensed again, a slightly chubby woman with a talisman paper on her face had already scratched herself with a hideous face.
The charm didn't work? Oops, could it be that she is too deep in Taoism and underestimates her too much?
Looking at the rune paper on the woman's forehead without any movement, Zhang Fanyang frowned slightly and turned around slightly to avoid the woman's attack, and when he reached out to draw the rune paper again, Yu Guang saw the crowd around him looking at them in surprise.
No, there are too many people here, and she must be led to a place with fewer people to deal with it!
After making up his mind, Zhang Fanyang gave Zhang Fuyu a look and immediately turned around and wanted to run in the direction of the underground passage, but he only ran a few steps when he heard the angry roar of the woman behind him: "Neuropathy, you are a mother, stop for the old lady!" The old lady is just because of the inferior mask and the fluorescent agent precipitated on the face, you dare to say that the old lady is a monster! Mother, I have to fight with you today! ”
"Noodles...... Mask? ”
Hearing this hoarse roar, Zhang Fanyang's feet were instantly frozen in place, and he turned around stiffly to see the woman rushing towards him, and he really didn't believe that what he heard just now was true.
Hearing the bursts of laughter that erupted in the crowd, and seeing the woman's angry expression, Zhang Fanyang had to suspect that he had really made a big fuss.
At this point, Zhang Fanyang couldn't run anymore, and quickly turned around and raised his hands to explain to the woman: "No...... Auntie, don't get excited, misunderstanding, I'm just ......"
When the woman heard this, her voice raised by eight degrees, "Auntie is your special mother!" ”
Seeing that the woman looked like she was eager to tear herself, Zhang Fanyang hurriedly folded his hands and squatted in the direction of the woman as if bowing to a great immortal, and bowed and shouted: "Big sister! Eldest sister...... Ah no, sister, please be merciful! Today this is just a misunderstanding! Little brother, this is an apology to you! ”
"Misunderstanding? You said that a misunderstanding is a misunderstanding? You're a psycho! The old lady beat you to death! ”
As she spoke, the woman tore off the talisman paper on her face and threw it on Zhang Fanyang, then reached out and was about to grab him again.
Seeing that her hand was about to fall on Zhang Fanyang's body, her wrist was grabbed, and she was pushed back a few steps away, and then a girl's voice sounded: "This sister, it's wrong for you to do this." Don't you know how scary your face can be? Look at what scared everyone just now, so it's understandable that we misunderstood, right?
Yes, my boyfriend was a little reckless, but now he has apologized to you very sincerely, and you still vent all your grievances on him like this, is it really good? ”
The woman originally wanted to refute it again, but when she saw Zhang Fuyu's determined eyes, her momentum instantly weakened, and she muttered, "Don't ...... It's someone else's business to shout, but why didn't anyone put a talisman on my head? You guys...... You are justified in humiliating people! ”
Zhang Fuyu didn't argue anything when he heard this, just sighed lightly and poked Zhang Fanyang beside him fiercely and said, "Tell me about you, I said a long time ago not to take care of everything!" You see, I didn't want to use the peace charm we just spent a lot of money on, so you just put it on someone casually.
And you said you would post it, but this thing was not satisfactory at all, not only did not get any benefits, but also made people's gentle and kind sister angry enough! You said let me say what is good about you, why don't you apologize to my sister quickly! ”
"Ah...... Yes, yes, you see I can do this! When Zhang Fanyang heard this, he instantly understood Zhang Fuyu's intentions, and hurriedly folded his hands and bowed in the direction of the woman again: "I'm really sorry sister, I really don't have any intention of humiliating you, please forgive my little brother for being reckless." ”
(End of chapter)