Chapter 66: Just a roast rabbit, why is it enough to worry about your teeth (ask for a ticket)
"Senior Ouyang, this roast rabbit is already cold, why don't I heat it up for you again?"
Now that he knew that this was a ruthless character, Lin Xiaofan hurriedly recognized the current affairs as Junjie, and obediently handed over a fat and tender roast rabbit.
As for Su Qing'er, Lin Xiaofan didn't bother to wake her up with the "Hundred Awakening Spirits", saving this little girl who had never seen much of the world from being scared to cry by this old guy.
Thanks to the choice of this raised place to barbecue before, otherwise the snake blood all over the ground would have woken Su Qing'er up, even so, the unpleasant smell of blood still stimulated this sensitive little girl, making her frown as if she was sleeping, obviously the quality of this "sleep" is not good.
Hehe, let's do it, I can faint like this, in fact, I am quite happy, or I will face this "blood pool and flesh forest", and I will not be disgusted to death?
Not to mention her, even Lin Xiaofan is extremely uncomfortable now.
I didn't notice anything when I was fighting with the python just now, but as soon as I stopped, I also felt extremely disgusted, and I just wanted to leave here immediately.
However, it seems that if he does not serve this old fellow well, in case he goes insane and goes insane, it will be a bad thing.
The old guy Ouyang Luo did not have any discomfort in such an environment, but ate the roast rabbit with relish, as if he had never eaten such a delicious delicacy in his life, and at the same time, the old man actually handed one or two pieces of torn rabbit meat to the little silver snake from time to time, the little silver snake opened its mouth 180 degrees, and directly swallowed the rabbit meat whole, and then Lin Xiaofan saw that the rabbit meat flowed into the abdomen along its esophagus.
This person and a snake are really a couple......
Lin Xiaofan decided: wait and see.
Soon, the big-mouthed Ouyang Madness finished the roast rabbit, wiping his hands back and forth in the coarse cloth robe on his chest, but his eyes were staring at the other roast rabbit in Lin Xiaofan's hand, and his Adam's apple rolled......
This...... Old people, it's easy to eat so much barbecue, do you know?
Although Lin Xiaofan was slandered in his heart, he still offered the last roast rabbit with both hands.
In fact, if it is not served, does Lin Xiaofan still want such a cold barbecue? Beware of diarrhea! So it's nice to simply push the boat down the river to get a favor.
"Ahem, ahem...... I'm sorry, you haven't eaten yet! β
Ouyang said so, but without the slightest pause in his hand, he took the roast rabbit, broke off a rabbit leg and threw it into his mouth, chewed it, tore off a piece of rabbit meat, and threw it to the little silver snake.
Of course, even if he really gave it, Lin Xiaofan didn't want it at all.
Now he just wanted this old guy to eat and leave quickly, and then he hurriedly woke up Su Qing'er to fill his stomach again, and hurried to meet the beautiful tutor, otherwise he wouldn't be able to catch up with Daming Lake in case it was dark, that was terrible, the ghost knows what would happen at night in this mountain forest, and could the two of them face it alone? It's better to grasp it alone, but with Su Qing'er's oil bottle, it's not a good thing.
Therefore, sending the old guy away has become a top priority.
......
Fortunately, the old guy was reincarnated, and the little snake was also small and had a big stomach, and the two foodies quickly killed the other roast rabbit with the belt meat.
The old guy touched his belly, which didn't seem to have changed, as if he felt unfinished, but his eyes looking at Lin Xiaofan were full of satisfaction and gratitude, and even a little apologetic......
Don't mind, old man, hurry up......
However, the old fellow did not seem to be in a hurry, and even meditated on the spot when he was full, as if he wanted to rest for a while.
I go, how can this be?
"Senior, walk a hundred steps after dinner, happy like a fairy, let's say goodbye?"
The old guy is not in a hurry, but Lin Xiaofan doesn't want to wait any longer - who knows how long it will take? I heard that those great powers have been meditating for decades, so you have to wait...... So Lin Xiaofan simply picked out the calculation, and was too lazy to grind, procrastinate, and waste time.
"This ...... All right! "The old guy just has occasional convulsions in his brain, and he's not a fool, how can he not hear what Lin Xiaofan means? So he smiled, but said, "Little baby, since I have eaten your food, I can't eat it for nothing, right?" So, you say, I can fulfill one of your requests, whatever you want! β
Belch......
Fulfill any of the requirements? Look at that tone, when you gather the dragon summoned by the Dragon Ball, or the Arabian magic lamp?
All right!
"Senior, I want world peace!"
......
"Isn't the world peaceful? The three major empires of the Tianyun Continent have not had major wars and conflicts for nearly a thousand years. β
Ouyang looked at Lin Xiaofan and asked strangely, as if asking: Which one, are you a tease sent by the monkey?
Belch...... It seems that this is the case, and I am in the picture.
"Then let's give the panda a photo!"
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Ouyang Luo looked at Lin Xiaofan with a confused expression, and after thinking for a long time, he said suspiciously: "What is a giant panda?" Is it a bear or a cat? What level of spirit beast is there? Why haven't I heard of it? β
Belch...... It turns out that there are no giant pandas in this world!
Gotta get another one!
Lin Xiaofan had an idea, pointed to his face of "alluring the country and the city", and said, "Let this person be a little uglier!" β
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Ouyang Yan looked at Lin Xiaofan's face for a while, and said, "Are you sure?" β
"Ahem, ahem...... It's a joke! Lin Xiaofan's face turned red, really embarrassed, "It's okay, it's okay, there's no request!" Everyone will not change from now on, and the green water will flow forever? β
"This ......" Ouyang frowned, and said puzzledly: "What kind of mess is this?" Are you stupid? β
Uh, isn't there such a set in the Tianyun Continent?
"Actually, if you want to be ugly, it's very easy, as long as you let the little silver take a sip gently, ensure that your whole body is swollen, and there is absolutely no cure, the real ugliness is not ugly." Seeing that Lin Xiaofan was speechless, Ouyang Yi added: "Don't worry, although no one can solve the toxicity of Xiaoyin, with my ability, it is not difficult to ensure that you don't die." Now, do you still want to be ugly? β
Xiao Yinzi seemed to understand what Ouyang Xiao meant, and shook his little head at Lin Xiaofan, as if to say: Really? Ready to meet your requirements!
This......
Comrade Ouyang Crazy, you just call Ouyang Crazy, but you don't call Ouyang Stupid, you don't call Ouyang Stupid, can't you hear what a joke is?
Madan, the generation gap is too serious.
"Don't don't, the venom of the little silver is precious, so don't waste it. I'll take this honor to harm the common people! Old-timers, farewell! Lin Xiaofan was frightened by this person and a snake, and hurriedly said normal words and left.
"Don't don't, I haven't repaid you yet, how can you go?" When Ouyang heard that Lin Xiaofan was leaving, he was in a hurry, and he immediately stood up and stopped Lin Lin Xiaofan from leaving.
Dizzy! Isn't it okay if I don't want you to repay you?
"No need! Just a roast rabbit, why botherβ"
"Ouch, it's really a problem! Really, teeth don't work! β
Before Lin Xiaofan finished speaking, the old guy actually used his fingernails to pull out a trace of minced meat from between his teeth, and with a flick of his fingers, the shredded meat shot out like an arrow from the string, nailed to a big tree surrounded by several people twenty or thirty meters away, and the big tree was beaten and swayed violently, with a rhythm that could not be stopped at all.
This......
Awesome!
However, what made Lin Xiaofan even more stunned was that after a few breaths, the big tree stopped shaking, but the leaves turned yellow, dried up, and all fell off in an instant, and the huge tree instantly became bare and stood there in a daze, as if he hadn't understood the change of his fate.
This......
Is this old guy a human or a ghost? What a powerful means.
I also planned to secretly release the ball of information before and let the beautiful tutor clean him up.
Now it seems that it is thanks to that I didn't do anything stupid, otherwise the beautiful tutor may become a pink skeleton, what a pity.
"How? Want to learn? β