Chapter 568: Kill it
It's a jack of all trades.
Second sister-in-law, you have to be strong!
Shangguan Jing's eyes lit up and asked, "Who is the owner of Penglai Island?" ”
Yu Chiao was also thinking about it, no one had ever approached Penglai Island, and he didn't know anything about it, let alone the identity of the island owner.
This question should stump them, right?
To his surprise, the male demon beast snorted disdainfully and laughed, "Bullying us haven't been out of the Demon Tower, right?" Unfortunately, this holy beast just happened to know. ”
"......" Wei Chi grinded his teeth arrogantly.
The male demon beast said proudly: "Island owner, worry-free son, is it a few hundred years old?" ”
What the?
Wei Chiao was surprised, "Second sister-in-law, does Worry-free Half-Immortal really live on Penglai Island?" ”
"Hmm." Shangguan Jing nodded.
The female demon beast laughed, "Little girl, we've already won a game, so let's do it." ”
Shangguan Jing's face was not shocked, and he hooked his lips and said: "The second question, listen well, it's very simple, if you can't answer it, it means that your brain is not good." ”
The faces of the two monsters were distorted.
"How do you quiet a sparrow? Guess the four words. Shangguan Jing looked at them for a long time.
The brain teaser of the 21st century, if you can answer it, your aunt and grandmother will immediately go back to modern times!
The two demon beasts were stunned for a moment, and suddenly laughed, and the female demon beast couldn't breathe with laughter, "You are so stupid, it's just four words, go and kill it!" Isn't that the end of it? ”
Wei Chiao's face darkened, and his heart was cold.
Second sister-in-law, what is your question?
Is there still a way to live?
Only Huahua is snickering, his master's belly is black, he has been taught many times, how can it be so simple!
"Hahaha!" Shangguan Jing laughed heartily a few times, and then cooled down, "Smile and laugh!" Let Lao Tzu hear clearly which four words are them! Silent! Don't say you're a jack-of-all-trades, you don't even know idioms! ”
"......" The two demon beasts were silent.
Wei Chiao read these four words repeatedly, laughed, and couldn't straighten his waist, "This question is wonderful!" It's so interesting, if you don't tell the answer, it's a puzzle for the ages! Flowey, don't you say? ”
The two couldn't be happier.
"That's it! The last question is the winner! "The face of the demon beast is not guaranteed, and the tone of speech is naturally not good.
Shangguan Jing nodded solemnly, "Well, let me test if you are the so-called pig head." ”
The two demon beasts couldn't help but want to go up and trample her to death.
"30 to 50, that number is worse than a bear's poop?"
As soon as the problem came out, the entire tower fell silent.
What does the number have to do with hairy stools? How do you compare?
The two demon beasts thought about it for a long time, but they didn't get along.
The male monster was furious, "You're just making up a nonsense topic!" Well, you dare to tease this holy beast! Looking for death? ”
"What bullshit question, believe it or not, as soon as the old lady gets down, you become a meatloaf?" The female demon beast roared angrily, and its mighty momentum shook the entire tower.
They were strong, Shangguan Jing was stronger than them, and with a loud shout, the two demon beasts quieted down.
"your dad! The bean dregs in my brain also blame me for having a problem with the topic! It's not good to have a lot of patience, right? Lao Tzu has long been impatient to talk to pig brains like you! ”
After scolding, he vented without relief, "Damn! ”
"......" Yu Chiao and Huahua were shocked, and the worship was like a surging river, rolling and rolling.
Cool!
It's a big deal!
Goddess, boo!
"......" two five-hundred-year-old demon beasts were scolded and stunned.
Grass, what is so angry?
Shangguan Jing flicked his wrist, and with a 'poof' sound, Qingluan's sword was inserted into the hard ground, and he said angrily: "Prick up your ears and hear clearly, the answer is forty." For facts (forty) speak louder than words! Two retarded! ”
It sounds like this......
The two demon beasts glanced at each other, and their heads smoked.
Wei Chiao and Huahuaxiao's stomachs hurt, such a tricky and majestic problem, I am afraid that only this queen can come up with it.
The male demon beast spoke in a strong tone, hiding the embarrassment in his heart, "Even if you win, hurry up and roll up this holy beast, don't be an eyesore here!" ”
After speaking, he exhaled a breath of demonic breath backwards, and the prohibition at the stairs was lifted.
"What's the hurry? You also promised me one thing, didn't your pig brain forget? Shangguan Jing put one hand on the hilt of the sword and tapped it.
Yu Chiao gloated and smiled: "Yo, it's a five-hundred-year-old holy beast, so if you can't speak, it's not a word, right?" If yes, it's a shame. ”
"That's it! Think about it, can you afford your old faces? Flowey scoffed.
The male demon beast roared angrily, and the qi wave lifted the stone pillars up, "Hurry up!" Otherwise, this holy beast will kill you! ”
The female demon beast roared wildly, jumped up, and smashed the stone pier with a huge body, and her anger was monstrous.
Wei Chiao was shocked and took a few steps back.
Shangguan Jing's eyes narrowed, burst out with infinite chill, pulled out the Qingluan sword, and said sharply: "Since you want to use violence, then I will play with you." Flower! ”
"Yes!"
The words fell, the red streamer flew into the air, an ancient long roar came, the fire appeared, the tail feathers danced, the Vermilion Bird Divine Bird appeared, and the noble leader raised his head and overlooked all beings.
Shangguan Jing jumped into the air, Qingluan's sword pointed diagonally at the ground, and the red clothes flew away, peerless.
"Flowey, give me a beating! Beat them until they compromise! Shangguan Jing coldly ordered.
"Just look at it!"
Huahua let out a long roar, and before the hell karmic fire had a chance to spit out, he heard two 'poof' sounds, and the two demon beasts knelt directly.
"Don't, don't, Suzaku-sama, don't be impulsive! Just now we didn't know Taishan, and we collided with you and your master, it was our fault! The male monster begged for mercy again and again.
The female demon beast actually cried, isn't this a woman's patent? When did the monster beast also use the fire?
"Woo woo, sir, let us go, my partner and I don't have children yet, don't kill us! We just want to stay in the Demon Tower, be a quiet demon at both ends, and beg to be spared! ”
Shangguan Jing heard this extremely lethal cry, and the goosebumps on his body danced wildly.
"Okay, knowing your mistakes can improve a lot. Huahua, you temporarily turn into peacocks, so that they have a sense of security. Shangguan Jing didn't expect things to go so smoothly.
Flowey was confused, "Why don't you transform into a human form?" ”
"I don't want to wear a couple outfit with you." After speaking, Shangguan Jing fell to the ground lightly.
Huahua looks at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and the clothes are the same color, blame me?
Yu Chiao watched the play on the sidelines and watched it super fascinating, seeing Huahua turn into a peacock with a bigger fart, he patted his head, "Eh, the following plot is not like this, you should go up to two fires and burn them with no hair!" ”
The hearts of the two demon beasts that had just fallen were lifted again, and they were half frightened to death.
Shangguan Jing twitched out of the corner of his eye, grabbed his clothes, dragged him to the back, and looked at the male demon beast, "You, lead the way in front, do you know how to do it?" ”
The male demon beast nodded hurriedly, "You have to know, that's ...... What about my partner?? ”
The corners of Shangguan Jing's mouth hooked a wicked smile, "Let your partner continue to stick to his post, do his duty, and treat the next round of passes, don't be too merciful, especially when you see the group of people in gray clothes and pink clothes later." ”
"Need special care, you know what I mean?" Shangguan Jing's gaze fell on the female demon beast.
The female demon beast nodded repeatedly, "Yes, I know what to do, I must fix them to death." ”
Shangguan Jing nodded with satisfaction, "Very good, that strong man, you lead the way in front, and when you find my sister, you can come back to reunite with your partner." ”
"Okay." The male demon beast got up and looked at the female reluctantly, "Xiao Huang, that brother is out, and he will be back soon, don't worry!" ”
"Brother Chun, go ahead! I can do it alone! "The female demon beast has affection.
“……”
Looking at the Qiong Yao drama in the demon world in front of him, Shangguan Jing had a black line.
"Alright, let's go." Shangguan Jing interrupted the two.
The male monster whimpered goodbye, and the female monster replied and waved, "Go!" Little girl, treat my partner better, I'll wait for you to come back. ”
“……”
After Shangguan Jing and the others left, about an hour or so, five people walked in, scarred and fell to the ground with exhaustion.
Originally, there were more than a dozen of them, but when they came out of the formation, there were only five people left.
Li Ershao's face was bloodstained, and he said hideously: "Shangguan Jing, you one, Lao Tzu must kill you!" It's good that Lao Tzu is smart, otherwise ......"
The wind gently and luxuriously torn the skirt into strips of cloth, the clothes did not cover the body, and the hair was messy, like a resentful spirit, "Ah! I'm pissed off, slut! **! ”
The injury of the wind is relatively light, his face is pale, and it seems that he is not light, "Okay, the important thing now is to follow Shangguan Jing and go quickly." ”
The female monster watched them quietly to vent her grievances, and when they all stood up, she roared, jumped up, and fell to the ground with a 'bang'.
As soon as Li Ershao and his party got up, they were frightened half to death by the sudden roar, and they sat on the ground, almost losing their souls.
Feng Qingyang reacted quickly and got up, clenched his sword, and swallowed his saliva, "Don't mess around, don't be impulsive......"
The female demon beast could see their sex at a glance, not to mention what she had just heard, it preferred Shangguan Jing and the others to them.
"This holy beast is the deacon of this layer, responsible for coming up with the question, and if you answer correctly, you can be let go, and if you answer wrong, you will be punished!"
Seeing that this demon beast could understand human nature and was still a deacon on the tower floor, the five of them felt that their souls had been sent back and breathed a sigh of relief.
Li Ershao scolded and vented his anger when he was frightened, "Why didn't you say it earlier if you are a deacon?" It scared Lao Tzu! ”
The female demon beast smiled coldly, scold, you will feel good later, especially you!
Feng raised his eyebrows lightly, "How many questions?" ”
The female demon beast said: "Three questions, answer them one by one, answer them incorrectly, and accept the punishment." Rest assured, the punishment is not severe. ”
"Grind and chirp, get out!"
The female demon beast said coldly, "The first question, how to make the sparrow quiet?" Guess the answer in four words, which of you will answer? ”
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