Zhang Fanyang regrets it!

I regret that I was so easy to deceive back then, and I was fooled by those two ancestors to serve them for three whole years with a few casual words!

Three whole years!

When I think about the experience of the past three years, his bitter waters are even deeper than the Mariana Trench and wider than the Pacific Ocean.

In the past three years, he has been called by the two ancestors as servants every day, and he is proficient in laundry, cooking, chopping wood and carrying water, but he has never handed him any magic and martial arts......

To say that Zhang Fanyang has gained a lot of knowledge in the past three years, he knows what it means to be a "living enemy in this world".

You said that these two must be more than 200 years old together, and they fight every day over trivial things.

Even sometimes the tricks of children such as tearing clothes and biting people lying on the ground and kicking each other are used, and there is no appearance of a master in the world at all.

And every time they fight, they don't know who they lose.

And Zhang Fanyang's bad luck is also unlucky because he doesn't know whether he wins or loses.

Because every time this happens, his important role is highlighted:

Before he came, these two old people were completely more durable than anyone else.

Just like the day he met them, they had been in a stalemate for a day and a night.

On the other hand, since they met him, the old two finally found a solution, that is, to turn their heads and beat him together, which invisibly increased their chances of fighting, and their bodies became more tough and strong, how can there be any signs of "time is short"?

What's even more annoying is that these two old people have fully exerted the abilities of the masters on his Zhang Fanyang.

Not only is the scale of cutting him very well every time, and he can perfectly avoid all his vital points, but he can also make his nose and face swollen and wail again and again.

After the fight, they would forcibly feed him a handful of medicinal herbs and pills that the two of them had "carefully cultivated" to ensure that he would not affect the next morning's cooking......

Speaking of this, someone must be asking, can you honestly serve them for three years like this? Does this Zhang Fanyang have a tendency to be abused?

But what everyone doesn't know is that in fact, he only did this job for three days before turning his face.

However, the two ancestors were as cheeky as the city wall, saying that it was his own choice to stay, and he was not allowed to leave until he finished it. Then he continued his daily routine, which gave Zhang Fanyang a chance to speak.

Zhang Fanyang, who couldn't win the battle, finally chose an escape strategy on a dark and windy night.

Who knew that they actually put a kind of Gu worm called Zimu Gu on Zhang Fanyang's body, no matter where he ran, he would be found by the mother worm in the hands of the two ancestors, and then ......

Alas...... Forget it, it's all tears when you talk too much.

But that's what happens in the world.

What you get with all your hard work may not be obtained. When your heart is dead and you no longer have the luxury of hope, it quietly comes to you.

On the day when Zhang Fanyang endured humiliation until the third year, not long after breakfast, he was called by the two ancestors to the open space where they often practiced.

Seeing this open space, Zhang Fanyang trembled in his heart, and said tremblingly: "I said the second one...... If you two start practicing with me early in the morning, don't expect lunch and dinner......"

Before he finished speaking, he was slapped the back of the head: "You are really a kid who has been with us for three years." I haven't grown at all except cooking. ”

Hearing him say this, Zhang Fanyang rubbed the back of his head and couldn't help muttering back: "You also know that this is called chaos?" You don't say how happy you two eat and sleep and play Doudou a day, let me grow up as a 'Doudou'! ”

"Yo drink, you kid has stiff wings, right? Will you talk back? ”

Rao is Zhang Fanyang's voice is small, and he can't stand the old man's ear thief.

I saw Pu Yangzi's eyes stand up, and his body immediately disappeared from his eyes.

Zhang Fanyang, who was used to being beaten, had long been on guard, but he felt that the bad wind in the back of his head had just risen, so he subconsciously lowered his body, and his feet were not idle, and a sweeping leg was drawn behind him, but he only swept the air.

After sweeping the air, Zhang Fanyang secretly said that it was not good, and he rolled on the spot to avoid the second gust of wind.

But before he could get up, his right back shoulder suddenly hurt, and he was slapped on the ground.

Zhang Fanyang secretly said that it was not good, endured the severe pain and rolled to the right three times, and turned over and stood up violently with his left hand.

The black shadow came too fast, Zhang Fanyang didn't think about it, and hurriedly leaned back, and subconsciously kicked the black shadow under his feet.

The director of the black shadow didn't expect Zhang Fanyang to have this hand, and seeing that he was about to succeed with this kick, he suddenly struck a dark red from the side.

Zhang Fanyang had long lost the ability to dodge, and he had a sharp pain in his calf, and was kicked by the dark red figure.

This kick was extremely powerful, Zhang Fanyang's leg was kicked and swept out, and he fell to the side with his body, splitting a big cross in an instant.

After a short silence, Zhang Fanyang retracted his leg with a scream, and then rolled in pain while covering the root of his leg.

The owner of the black shadow glanced at the dark red figure, shook his head slightly complainingly, and said, "I said the old bald donkey, you are really heavy on this hand, right?" You and I don't care about the heirs, and don't spoil the second half of this baby's life. ”

"Amitabha, this time it's true that the old man didn't do a good job. But it doesn't matter, I just found a good herb here to nourish yin and yang, so I'll give it to him. ”

As soon as the words fell, an old hand accurately grabbed Zhang Fanyang's chin, who was still rolling, and then Monk Shikong smiled and stuffed a purple pill in his other hand into his mouth.

Zhang Fanyang really doesn't want to eat this damn thing!

It's true!

But no matter how he struggled, he couldn't escape the hand that covered his mouth, so he could only let the contents of his mouth melt between his mouth and tongue, and the color of his face also showed a colorful change process with the melting of this pill.

The pill was green and cool when it first entered it.

In only a dozen seconds, the green color receded, and it turned into a kind of bitterness like eating a hundred and ten Coptis chinensis, and then a burst of spicy taste like fire gradually separated from the bitterness, and quickly flowed out of the body along Zhang Fanyang's limbs and hundreds of remains, and after a while, the pores of the whole body began to bubble out wildly, as if the whole body was coated with mustard.

This spicy and exciting Zhang Fanyang's taste buds seem to be about to explode. Thinking that there was still half a moment of pills left in his mouth that had not been penetrated, Zhang Fanyang really had a dead heart.

After more than ten seconds, although Zhang Fanyang's body was still desperately resisting, his brain, which had been numb to the spicy, finally succumbed to the clutches of the monk Shikong, and swallowed the mass of things into his stomach with a twitch of his throat.

The old monk smiled happily when he saw this, let go of his hand, rubbed the saliva and snot off Zhang Fanyang's body, and said slowly: "Hey, that's right." If you had swallowed it earlier, wouldn't you have suffered less of these sins? ”

When his hands were almost wiped off, the monk Shikong slowly paced to Pu Yangzi's side and stood still, and the two of them had a quiet smile like all beings.

Zhang Fanyang didn't bother to talk back to him, he retched several times with his hands on the ground and didn't spit out the thing, and finally had to lie on his back on the ground and sulk with his eyes closed.

But after a while, Zhang Fanyang found out that something was wrong.

Because with the half of the pill in the stomach, the spicy feeling all over every pore was slowly subsiding, and then he only felt a warm current rising in his lower abdomen, which made his body shake, and he instantly felt energetic, and the whole person was refreshed.

Monk Shikong saw Zhang Fanyang's changes, smiled and pointed: "Now you sit cross-legged, recite a few times the mental mantra we asked you to recite before, and then try again." ”

Zhang Fanyang got up from the ground suspiciously, tried according to his words, and suddenly felt as if there was a breath flowing around him, and when he opened his eyes again, there was already a layer of golden light circulating in front of him.

"This ...... It's ......"

Zhang Fanyang grew his mouth in surprise and wanted to reach out to grab it, but the light seemed to be a bubble wrapped around him, no matter how he moved, it was only slowly circulating about twenty centimeters away from his skin, and he couldn't touch a trace at all.

Monk Shikong nodded lightly with a satisfied expression on his face and said, "Amitabha, the old man is really right, the first time you used this talisman qi to produce such an effect, it is really a good material for practicing magic." ”