Chapter 351: Plague God, Good Job!
The corpse's mouth was wide open, and the white fangs hung with firelight, swallowing the red, yellow, and black light into its mouth in one gulp.
He Cheng bowed, his head was in front of him, and he shot out like a spear.
The plague god didn't expect that someone was not afraid of his plague, so he grabbed a sword with yellow light and slashed at him.
"What"
He Cheng raised his head and sneezed, and two yellow gases erupted from his nose.
Does plague work for the dead? The resentment that the ghosts and gods in the world avoid is his ration, and although the plague is poisonous, it may not be comparable to the corpse poison.
The long sword slashed at He Cheng with Huang Pilian, and was bounced away with a clanging sound, and the plague god also made two sword moves, with the strength of the bounced sword back, he stepped on the cloud and retreated, turned around, bent down and swept down, and attacked He Cheng directly.
Another clang.
The sword flicked away again, and the plague god flipped half a circle again, and wiped a blade light towards He Cheng's neck, followed by the movement of the blunt knife cutting the cowhide, and the stabbing sounded.
He Cheng tilted his neck violently, and made iron pliers on his face and shoulders to clamp the sword.
The corpse claw grabbed the plague god's face with the black mist corpse poison.
The plague god spread his sword and hid back, his ability to control the clouds was obviously not high, and before he could escape ten zhang, he was choked by the zombie by the neck.
"You're a plague god?"
Hearing this, he glared, "Are there other plague gods in this sky?" ”
The immortal realm of this world is a little different from the middle god system that He Cheng knows, and he only knew that Buddha and immortals lived in the immortal realm together.
He knew that the plague god was the famous Zhao Gongming, but now he was replaced by a little-known pawn, and he could easily slaughter the plague god in the seven days of that day.
There is also a recreation department and a tourism department in the fairy world, which is a large corporate company, and it is estimated that it is also cronyism, and even the real masters may be on the Buddha's side, otherwise Guanyin Bodhisattva is higher than the Jade Emperor's grade?
Seeing that he didn't move, the plague god hurriedly persuaded him, "I am acting in accordance with the rules of heaven, if you stop me, there will be Lei Cao to hack you in a moment or three!" I advise you to let go of me quickly, I have received the decree of the Jade Emperor! ”
"How can I watch you hurt someone?"
He just decided to stand on the commanding heights of this "justice", and took this opportunity to show God that he, a zombie, was actually bent on goodness, took refuge in "justice", and then overturned "justice".
"Let me ask you, what mistake did the people of this county make to spread the plague?"
"Fuhu Arhat dares to go down to earth privately, I was ordered to spread the plague, and how many people died at that time will be counted on Fuhu's head!"
"Fuhu Arhat made a mistake, you just slaughter him, who of these people made a mistake?"
"That's the law, I advise you to let me go quickly!"
The plague god didn't bother to argue with him at all.
The biggest difference between this group of immortals and He Cheng is that they like to act from the perspective of "gods" and "justice", even if they use the plague to kill people, they are "saving people".
"Tsk, you have to study hard" He has always been a zombie, but he has confirmed the identity of a villain.
When can people still thank him for killing people, he can be considered successful.
"Hey! Feed! ”
Ji Ji's voice came from below, "You can't kill him, if you kill him, those bastards will definitely trouble you, and you will die!" ”
He wants to use the name of the mad dragon Arhat to kill a righteous god to taste, to see if he can get the god of a plague god, the seven heavenly generals killed before have not "exploded" the priesthood, it is estimated that there is no popularity, they are all outside the system.
"That's right, you'd better think about it! Before you make a big mistake! The plague nodded.
"! Lao Tzu finally did a good deed, and it was the same as a great crime! Whatever you do! ”
His cinnabar eyes widened, and the wind swept around him.
The wind came in from east, west, north and south, and gathered the clouds above him.
There was only a small piece covering the top of He Cheng's head, and he hooked his corpse teeth to hoe, cutting two bloody holes in the plague god's neck.
"You, you dare to bite me!!" The plague god is in a hurry.
"It's broken! Zombies are hard to change."
Ji Luo covered his face with a broken fan in his hand.
The plague god's shouts grew weaker and weaker, and the last tilt of his head remained motionless.
He Cheng carried the plague god to the temple and threw him on the ground.
"You killed the plague god and don't want to live?"
"Kill?" He Cheng blinked lightly.
Ji Luo glanced at the plague god who fell to the ground, his eyelids were still moving, and he instantly realized, "You kid is in big trouble now, hurry up and find a place to hide!" ”
He Cheng walked for a long time before he walked up to the plague god, raised his foot and kicked him, "Hey, wake up!" Don't pretend! ”
The plague god remained motionless.
"The zombie is here again, run!"
The plague god jumped up with a bang, and the miasma under his feet was full of miasma and was about to escape.
"Don't worry, he's gone early," Ji's broken fan patted the plague god on the shoulder, "He deliberately let you go, didn't you see it?" ”
"Let me? All my plague mana has been drained by him, and he will let me go? If you cultivate again, you will have to retreat for three or five years! ”
The plague god was furious.
"You are an immortal, it's normal to meditate and practice for three or five years, what's the matter, you still have something to do?"
"The Recreation Department, I recently organized a team building. I have been working for hundreds of years to get employee benefits, I heard that the fairy wine fairy brew is free-flowing, and the fairy peach tube is enough, but there is no peach, and you have eaten it" The plague god glanced at Ji Ji aggrievedly.
"Hehe," Ji Yi put his arm around the plague god's shoulder, "do you really think it's so fun to travel?" I tell you, the Western world is desolate, and there are white-skinned and yellow-haired ugly ghosts. It is said that it is to travel, that is, it wants to see the land. ”
"What are you looking for?" The plague god has not been in office for a long time, and he is not as well-informed as the dragon descending Arhat.
"You don't know, the Jade Emperor doesn't want us to live in the Nine Heavens all the time, and promised to help us find a new place for Buddhism, you little gods and immortals go to team building, once for decades, just to work!"
"Isn't it?"
"Believe me, go back and cultivate hard, and when I return to the sky to find you to drink, I still have a few peaches there!"
"Really?"
"Of course, you really think I have the ability to eat all the peaches," Ji Madness smiled and nodded, watching the mana-poor plague god staggering into the air.
The clouds overhead have dispersed.
He stretched his waist and lay on the mat, "Alas, it's done~"
The plague god flew back to the sky slowly, and his face suddenly changed, "It's bad, it's been pitted by that dragon!" ”
He picked up a small life, but the Jade Emperor's decree was not completed.
"I can't keep the fairy hat on my head this time!"
"The plague god, you're back," the god general at the gate of Nantianmen also greeted him.
"Yes, hehe, yes" The plague god gritted his teeth and walked towards the South Heavenly Gate, but was stopped by the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals at the gate raising their hands.
The plague god sighed in his heart, could it be that the Jade Emperor had already convicted him?
"Plague God, you went to the human realm just now, did you see who was guarding the door?"
"The gatekeeper, the unicorn"
"Only the Kirin?" That God will ask.
"Yes, it's only Kirin, what? What's wrong? ”
"It's not a big deal, it's just that there are seven days that I won't be able to find it, and today I take turns off, and the seven of them are gone, so I can only stand guard."
"You go and report it."
"What to report? There is one who is the younger brother of Wude Xingjun, do I dare to report it? The god general sighed and patted the iron skirt, "I'd better stand guard, the next seven days off will become fourteen days off." ”
"You're okay, I'm done," the plague god shook his head.
"What's wrong?"
"The Jade Emperor asked me to disperse the plague, I failed, and I lost my mana, and I have to cultivate for a while to recover."
"What?" The gods will be shocked, and who else will dare to stop the plague gods from spreading the plague?
In the eyes of the gods, this is no less fat than the god of the stove.
The god of the stove has offerings every day, and there are mortals who eat and drink well when he goes to heaven, lest he say cruel things after he goes to heaven.
The plague god is more direct, and all mortals in the world are afraid of him, and there are a lot of tributes.
"It's hard to say, I'll go to my life first"
The plague god walked into the South Heavenly Gate with his head bored, and when he arrived in the Lingxiao Palace, he looked at the smiling immortals, and he was about to kneel down as soon as he gritted his teeth.
But I heard a burst of crackling applause.
The god of the stove came over and gently hammered him on the chest, "Good you plague god, good job!" ”
"Is it a big increase in mana?" Erlang God, who was leading the Dalmatian, walked over and seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.
One of his eyes was blinded by the Dragon Descending Arhat, and the dog was also stewed and eaten, so he could only be replaced by a Dalmatian, and he was not used to seeing the appearance of the Dragon Descending Arhat and his little brother Fuhu Arhat showing off their martial arts.
"Huh?" The plague god looked dazed.
"I thought that with your mana, you could make one or two hundred people get the plague at most"
The king of Hades wore white filial piety on his head and walked over with a book of life and death, "I didn't expect that four or five hundred people died, more than half of a county died, and there were also dead animals all over the mountain and fish in a stream, all of which were recorded on Fu Hu's head, which was enough to knock him down from reincarnation!" ”
"What?"
The plague god hasn't reacted yet, he didn't fail to spread the plague, why are these immortals congratulating him?