Chapter 180: Bribery

It stands to reason that Silver Cunning, as a canine clan, has nothing to make a fuss about when he appears in the canine city of Tanuki with people. But what made the Metropolitan Governor wonder was that the movements of these people were somewhat suspicious, and they seemed to be avoiding someone.

However, everyone is just a meeting and a one-sided relationship, and people have no intention of harming themselves, so Zhou Yu naturally will not waste his mind on this kind of suspicion. He wrapped himself in his coat and fell asleep.

In his dream, Zhou Yu saw a vast ocean, much bigger than the sea of Kunyao. Standing in front of the sea, there is no other shore, no hope, no one by his side. Suddenly, huge waves erupted from far and near, as if a giant beast was about to burst out of the sea, and the entire ocean began to rise rapidly from sea level.

The Metropolitan Governor turned around and ran away, but the terrible thing was why he couldn't move an inch? He looked down and saw that countless ugly faces had gathered into the beach by the sea, and he was stepping on the distorted faces. The sharp, bare teeth of his lips bit down on his shoes, trouser legs, and ankles.

Whew, wake up from a nightmare. Seeing Wei Ya sleeping next to him and 139 pretending to be Wei Ya's lower body, he slowly regained his calm. It turned out to be just a dream.

There is no special concept of time in the dungeon, and the biological clock is disordered. Day is also day, and day is also night; Night is also night, and night is also day. Whenever you walk on her so-called streets, there are people walking, lingering, talking, and dodging, including some roe deer, rats, cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods.

Zhou Yu planned to take a walk and get to know the civet city in front of him. I can't say, I can get some news of old fish. This old miscellaneous hair hurt Lao Tzu and killed the lizard girl. Although it is not that he is not in the same place as him, the children really offended people who should not be offended this time.

"Big Brother Guard, Huhu. It's not early in the day, and you're still on duty? Zhou Yu looked up at the sky, rubbing his hands and greeting the guards at the gate of the royal city. In fact, there was no hair in the sky, it was pitch black, and he thought it was in Soracia.

The guard had a pig's kidney-like face and was freckled. There is a large black mole on the right side of the face with a few long hairs on it. There are messy marks on the left side of his face, which shows that he is an inferior person. Seeing that there was a homeless man who was not even as good as himself, he actually hugged his arm and took out a domineering shelf.

"Where's the wild dog, get out! Otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless! ”

The guard said, reaching out and pulling the whip from his waist.

"Well, your lord's anger, your lord's anger. The younger one is a porter, doing some small business, and he has come to Tanuki City for the first time today. If you are not familiar with the place, it is not easy to do business, so you want to find a kind person to inquire. Look at your lordship, you are full of heaven and the earth is wide and round, and you will definitely make great achievements in the future, so I came here to ask for advice. ”

The guard snorted angrily, although he knew that the fart in front of him was saying extremely hypocritical, but who didn't like to listen to sycophants? Who doesn't like to be praised by others? Zhou Yu's rhetoric, people accepted it all according to the order, and did not return it at all.

"Count you kid acquaintance, what kind of business do you have?" The guard's attitude warmed up a little, leaving the yawning colleagues next to him and leaning towards Zhou Yu's side. The whip in his hand was also pinned back to his waist.

"My lord, I won't tell you anything, the little one is a cuckoo walker, and he sells fish."

"Oh? It's a walker. The guards couldn't help but look the young man up and down. This kind of work of human traffickers is generally organized, has a charter, and can only be done by illegally forming parties and associations, and it is the first time he has seen Zhou Yu's method of swiping orders, so he is inevitably a little surprised.

In order to prevent unnecessary trouble, Zhou Yu found a felt hat to cover his hair when he came out of Diao Silkworm. At this time, he respectfully pulled the brim of his hat, leaned over the guard's ear and said, "However, the villain takes the high-end route. The goods in hand are all of the highest quality, and the customers are all nobles of the five clans. Ordinary trading, small ones really don't bother to do it! ”

As he spoke, he took out a handful of chestnuts from his bosom, and there were more than a dozen of them. While others are not being treated, they are stuffed into the arms of the guards. After taking out his hand, he patted him on the chest meaningfully.

"You, you are... The guard put his hand in his pocket, and when he touched it, he knew what was coming. What made him wonder was why the unkempt walker in front of him gave him a gift.

"Don't see the adults, the little ones have a good relationship with you, and they are familiar at first sight, this point, this little meaning right and accept, accept it!" Zhou Yu got closer, for fear that the other guards next to him would see the horse's feet.

"Ahem! It's from the baboon village, what? Have something to give me? The guard coughed dryly, pressed the brim of his hat, and raised the door to the side and shouted.

"Hey, keep an eye on me. My fellow townsman is here, so let's say a few words! The freckled man raised his chin and pulled Zhou Yu's sleeve towards the corner.

"Your Excellency, you...

"Tell me, what do you want to do?"

Hehe, Zhou Yu likes to be happy. Be a man or an official, don't hide it, hide it, it's too tired like Anthony, how good is this big brother, just talk about business with one mouth, save time, effort and space.

"What are you talking about, sir? The little one really admires your peerless style and peerless appearance... ”

As he spoke, Zhou Yu took out two more chestnuts from his arms and stuffed them into the guards' hands. If that one was a petty fight, it would be a bit of a weight right now. Although he is a soldier, the work of a mercenary is nothing more than food and shelter, and he usually wants to earn some extra money, but there are no crooked ways.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, my lord." Zhou Yu found that the freckled man was a little vigilant, and hurriedly put his arm around his shoulders and looked around, showing an expression like a classmate who had not seen him in elementary school for decades when he saw no one around.

"I'm telling you, little zei! You don't want to buy me off, do anything out of the ordinary. Uncle, I... ”

"Is it enough?" Zhou Yu grabbed another handful from the burden on his back and stuffed it to him.

"What the hell are you..."

"Not enough?" Another handful, and some of Ding Lingdang's long ones fell to the ground.

"I'm so meow...

"Still missing?" Another handful of chestnuts were stuffed into the collar of the freckled man's neck, and it was so cold that his heart protection hair was rolled out.

"Uncle, uncle, tell me, what's the matter with you?"

The money offensive still works, don't you see? The freckled man turned into a Nestle man, and his face was full of anger and squeezed into a bird's nest, and he almost kissed it. Zhou Yu hurriedly supported his arm and opened the guard brother who had been pasted up.

The two men were too close, and he wasn't used to it.

Taking advantage of Queen Zhou Yu's step back, the man happily picked up the chestnut that had fallen on the ground, and stuffed a bowl full of places that could hold things on his body, making it seem that the whole person was full of fat.

"Uh, sir. It's like this, the little one is just a small person. Topmost! Zhou Yu pointed to the sky.

The two of them looked up with their fingers, and it was pitch black and nothing.

"Oh, the little one is to say that the boss of our gang of cuckoos, let me come out to inquire and see if there is any business to do in the Tanuki Palace?" The money was enough, and Zhou Yu dared to open his mouth. Otherwise, they will definitely be thrown into prison on the grounds of spying on military intelligence. He didn't want to relive what it was like to be in prison.

"Well, it depends on whether the fish you sell is to the taste of the city lord. However, his old man doesn't seem to be in good health lately, so I think you should find another way. Doing business with him, it's enough! I'm telling the truth! ”

"What's the choking method?"

"I heard from the people inside that his old man hadn't shown up for a while, as if he had some kind of disease!"

"Alas, my lord. The little lonely and unheard of it, ask more about which adult is the lord of Tanuki City? ”

The freckled man's eyes widened, looking at Zhou Yu like an alien, staring at everyone a little embarrassed.

"Isn't it? Are you new or have a problem with your brain, the lord of Tanuki City and the famous Lord Silver Cunning haven't heard of it? ”

The guard's expression seemed to ask: Haven't you seen a fist the size of a casserole?

Silver Cunning, the one I've seen on the Windmill? He turned out to be the lord of Tanuki City? Zhou Yu tilted his head to the side, his face full of disbelief.

"Silver cunning? But a man with willowy eyebrows, a high nose bridge, a pointed chin, and a white and clean man? ”

"Say what? You're talking about a sissy, right? Lord Silver Cunning is a well-known black whirlwind, a cannon on the ground, uprooting weeping willows, and swallowing mountains and rivers like a tiger. What willow eyebrows, pointed jaw? Brother, haven't you been looking for a fan recently, and your blood is surging, right? ”

The guards made a series of cannons and lifted their masters to the sky. But this is a little puzzling, according to him, he saw that the silver cunning and his city lord are two people who are completely different? Could it be that there are so many people who have the same name here? Nika can also be heavy, can such a biased name as Silver Cunning also be heavy?

"Is it really a big guy and three coarse?" Zhou Yu wanted to confirm again.

"It's true, it's true! But then again, what do you ask this for? Didn't you want to spy on the military? ”

If it weren't for the sake of dozens of chestnuts, the freckled man would not have been too lazy to accompany Zhou Yula for so long. However, seeing that the more he asked, the closer he got to military secrets, the Nestle man inevitably built a mental defense.

"Hehe, my lord laughed. Look at the small body, even if you spy on the military situation, what kind of storm can it set off? It is estimated that when Lord Parry saw the little one in person, he didn't bother to crush him to death, and he would only let him go as an ant! ”

"That's right, you don't have that much ability." The guards looked up and down and found that this person was not only obscene, but even had bad legs and feet, so they completely dispelled their worries and let down their guard.

Returning from the palace gate to the resting street, Zhou Yu pondered all the way. Lao Yu said that he used Tanuki City to exchange the secret to Soracia, which means that Tanuki City is in his hands. But the guards said that the lord of Tanuki City was Silver Cunning, and the Silver Cunning in his mouth was exactly the same as the one he saw on the wind wheel.

How can these mysteries be explained? It seems that only the closer you get to this city lord, the closer you can get to the truth. Fortunately, the governor of Dadu has never been a person who spends money without doing things, and only spends money to do one thing, and it has always been Zhou Yu's life principle that Zhou Yu insists on sticking to.

After stuffing the freckled man with all the loose chestnuts he had with him, he gave the guard a task. At first, people were reluctant to take orders, but when Zhou Yu said to him, "If you don't want to do it, I guess there must be some of the big brothers next to you who are willing", the thief looked at the chestnut and willingly accepted the task.

Zhou Yu asked him to find an opportunity for himself to go into the city, move bricks, wipe tables, pick up dung, as long as he can go in, he can do any handyman's work. If he is a good man in the green forest, the eldest brother of the guard may still have palpitations, but now he is a cripple and alone, even if he is allowed to enter the palace, what kind of reputation can he make?

Sure enough, within two days, the freckled man looked bored and kicked his feet hard at Zhou Yu, who was lying on the ground like mud.

"Hey? Still sleeping, still sleeping? You've got an eyebrow for that. Recently, there is a shortage of a few guys in the City Lord's Palace, are you going to do it? ”

", how can you not do it?" Zhou Yu turned over and jumped up as a harrier, not at all like a person with a foot injury, if he had the opportunity to enter the palace and didn't go, the governor would definitely have water vapor in his head.

Dubancia was in a very chaotic situation, and anyone who became the lord of the city dared to name himself a king, and the palace where he lived was called the royal palace. It's a pity that the viper, the killer whale, the otter, the male spider and the waste ostrich turn a blind eye and let it go, which leads to even more chaos and ghosts.

After sending the freckled man, Zhou Yu took 139 and Wei Ya out of the city and placed them in a small village not far away. It was sparsely populated, but fortunately it was full of people who had fled and died, and none of them cared about whether there was an extra green onion or one less garlic around them. A woman and a machine disguised as adults, but they seem to have found a peach blossom source, and they are overjoyed.

"Remember, don't go anywhere. There is food in the baggage, and eat when no one is around. Don't expose food in front of people, don't talk and chat, don't go all day, in short, it's one word - safety first. Do you understand? ”

"Understood!"

"Where's the ink!"

"You say it again, 139?"

Zhou Yu pretended to pick up stones from the ground, and 139 was so frightened that he rolled into the distance.

Before entering the palace, the Metropolitan Governor deliberately found a freshly burned chestnut, crushed it into powder and evenly applied it to his face. Good fellow, his whole face is like black charcoal, a little darker than that from Sierra Leone, and he can't tell that this is a living person without baring his teeth.

No problem, it's him. After camouflage, Zhou Yu walked towards the palace gate proudly.

"Oh, why are you here? The shifts are gone, causing me to stay on one more post. Forget it, forget it, bring this, put on this, and go in. So saying, the freckled man handed him a red felt hat and a sackcloth waistcoat, and urged him to hurry in and obey his orders.

"Excuse me, sir! I'm really sorry, I'm sorry, my stomach wasn't very angry just now, and I took two trips to absorb goods. Sorry to keep you waiting! It was disgusting to hear, and the freckled man grabbed him and told him to shut up.

"By the way, when you go in, look for the kind of people who wear green hats, they're all in charge. Just listen to what you should do, remember not to cause trouble, and don't say that I brought you in. Neither of us knows anyone, and we don't owe each other, understand? ”

The eldest brother of the guard put his arms around Zhou Yu's neck, and didn't ask him why he suddenly turned into a big black face, and told him to pay attention to it. The Metropolitan Governor understands very well, in the final analysis, our one-shot deal has been done, and if you want to be a civil servant, I have collected the money and helped you do things. As for where this quota came from, and where they will go in the future, everyone knows it, don't dwell on it.

This is the best, save effort, lest I have to kill people again. Zhou Yu shook his shoulders, smeared oil under his feet, and ran into the palace with a puff of smoke.