Chapter 192: Living with a Female Demon [5/5]
Bai Mu knew in his heart that this would definitely become a piece of his own black history, an unbearable past. Director Bai, who was once invincible and invincible, fell into Pingyang and could only make a living by selling cuteness.
Because his mana has not recovered for a long time, the space used to exile Hela has also limited his mana recovery speed, resulting in a long time later, and the mana is still hungry.
The last crazy woman wiped out the mutants out of control, and this one didn't want to die, so he could only be cute. Accompanying her to play those boring pretend games in exchange for the clean water and hunger fruit he wanted.
Eating these dry things that can maintain physical strength, I suddenly feel that my life is bleak. If you have a little mana, you can just change a table of food, but ......
looked at Hela, who had the same meal as him, and suddenly felt that there was a reason for her madness: "For so many years, you have come over like this?" ”
"He can't kill me, but he doesn't want me to live comfortably, in order to maintain the image of the hypocritical benevolent king." Hela still looks like an old lady who is not afraid of heaven and earth, and sneers and ridicules.
It would be a bit indecent for other women to do this, but she has this wild temperament all over her body...... The blonde shawl and fluttering clothes like a fairy in Bai Mu's mind gradually blurred.
The one in front of her was Hela, the exiled hero, although she was down, but her momentum was still there, and after eating quickly, she looked up at the sky: "The storm is coming, we have to retreat." ”
"Where are you going?" Bai Mu only took a few bites, the rations were too hard!
"In a cave." She stared at the sky in front of her, lightning looming, and the dark clouds that rolled up contained unimaginable energy, gradually approaching.
Bai Mu estimated that at this scale, once it swept over...... He finally understood why there were so many huge piles of rocks on the surface and no mountains around.
It's going to be a terrifying thunderstorm and tornado.
"We're leaving!" Hela's face was serious and she turned around: "Now! ”
Needless to say, she picked him up and jumped on the stone, and she showed a dazzling step through a pile of rubble, only to see that there was a hole hidden in it, just enough for people to enter, and then block the stone.
The world suddenly fell silent, and a dark green flame lit up between them, reflecting Hela's hard face, and she still looked unfazed.
The movement of the outside world became louder and louder, and a rumbling thunderstorm passed by the door, Bai Mu could feel the surge of power, the huge stones were rolled up, and the thunder and lightning bombarded the ground wildly.
Even this cave used to hide gave him a shaky sense of danger, and he couldn't help but look at Hela more, and she kept staring at him.
"Are you scared?" She laughed.
"Nope."
"Come over to me." She stretched out her hand, and Bai Mu hesitated...... With his current small body, he couldn't hold up a few times, so he accepted his fate.
Hela took him to her lap and held him in her arms: "I said that only I would love you here, and there are disasters and ghosts outside, eager to tear you apart and suck your flesh and blood-"
"Stop! Stop! Bai Mu stopped and looked at her seriously, "You don't always use this kind of lame story to scare people, you will be fine." I mean, your image isn't bad. ”
"Am I?" She didn't believe it, but she wanted to hear it.
Bai Mu sighed inwardly, he couldn't blame this crazy woman, he took it from his heart: "You can." In fact...... You're like one of my favorite characters. ”
"Who?" She asked.
"Elves, but not the Elves of Alfheim as you know. It is in the world of Alda, there is a group of people who are born elegant and beautiful, and they are also elves. ”
"Among them is a princess of the Noldor tribe, her name is Galadriel, a tall, wise, and brave elf, and she is also a leader in the adventurous spirit and dares to rebel against the Lord God."
Hearing such a key as rebellion against the ruler, Hela's interest came: "And then? How is she? Rebelled and then was assigned? ”
There was a raging storm outside, lightning and thunder, the cave was pitch black, and there was nothing to do except sleep, Bai Mu didn't want to play games with her anymore, so he decided to tell a story.
"Yes, she was punished just like you, but she also overcame all odds."
"It's kind of like me." Hela proudly, "And then." ”
"It's a very long story, you want to hear it? It has to start with 'Ichi', the only one who created all things, also known as Iluvita, ......"
Bai Mu relied on her memory to tell her the story of "Elf Diamond", because the background of the characters is similar to Norse mythology, her sense of substitution is very good, and she wants to know the fate of the Noldor princess.
Seeing that she listened attentively and asked questions from time to time, Bai Mu was also happy to have an audience in this boring world...... I talked about being sleepy this night, and I will continue tomorrow.
After talking about "Elven Diamond", followed by "The Hobbit", of course, the journey to defeat Sauron's army is indispensable, and Galadriel is interspersed throughout the long story.
Before I knew it, several days had passed, and there was no concept of time here, but Bai Mu had a watch. Hela has become a loyal listener, and on every crazy rainstorm night, he sits beside her, telling stories of fantastical journeys.
"Eventually, the Lord of the Rings was completely destroyed, and Sauron, though immortal, as Maia, could only roam as a lonely ghost, and people would slowly forget about him. And the people led by Galadriel have finally received the forgiveness of the Lord God, and will return to Valinor in the Land of the Gods with Gandalf......"
"And in the end?"
"Finally? Living happily ever after, Galadriel also gave birth to seven children, they were powerful, clairvoyant, breathing fire and spitting water, and they had a nickname, called Gourd Baby. ”
"Really?" Hela is a little too overturned, why did the grand fantasy painting style become...... Childlike fantasy life?
But Bai Mu will edit: "You must know that this is a huge world view, it is composed of different and different people, and it is natural that the style of painting will change abruptly. ”
"Okay." And she believed.
Bai Mu buried his head and laughed secretly, what about the big demon king, he wasn't trained by his brother to turn around! These days, he has a smooth sail, sitting on his lap during the day and sleeping in his arms at night, how comfortable he comes.
"The story is over, it's lunchtime." Bai Mu looked at the watch on her wrist, it was a gift for her, "What do you want to eat now?" ”
"Bloody steak, bring me a few more bottles of vodka." Hela didn't hesitate.
"That's not how it works." Bai Mu Khan, in the end, is an Asgardian, both men and women are strong, in the past, Na Tol simply drank liquor as boiling water, the higher the degree, the more hilarious he was.
"How?" She asked.
"With a more elegant way of eating, after all, we are not cave people on the top of the mountain now." He explained.
"According to what you say." Hella accepts.
As soon as the magic changed, a table of sumptuous food came. That's why Hela's status has risen lately, and Hela has been obedient to him in unfamiliar ways.
It turns out that conquering a woman's stomach is also a shortcut; A clever person will mix well anywhere, even if he temporarily bids farewell to his strong strength, he still lives a wonderful life.