"You're a weirdo!"

After the moon left silently, An Lushan looked at Lin Xiaofan again for a long time and came to this "amazing" conclusion.

Lin Xiaofan was speechless, but because of the other party's super identity and asking for help, it was still not good to let the other party be cold, "Let your old man laugh." ”

In fact, Lin Xiaofan wants to say "each other", but think about facing such a freak, why bother with words?

"How many more times do you want me to say it? Call buddy or dude. An Lushan is very old and has a good temper, so he seriously corrected Lin Xiaofan again, "If you call it wrong again, I will immediately pat my ass and leave, too lazy to pay attention to your shit." ”

Belch......

"Don't mind! Brother, little brother has said hello to you! ”

Lin Xiaofan made a gesture again and again, expressing his guilt.

Thinking of An Lushan's words, he hurriedly entered the topic, "Brother, my body has not been able to cultivate at all recently, can you show me?" ”

It's naturally important to have a friendship with this old monster, but it's more important to solve practical problems, otherwise even if An Lushan bends his knees and calls him his father, what is the use?

"Your body is weird, I can't see it."

When it comes to professional issues, An Lushan's spirits are lifted and his eyes are shining.

But these words made Lin Xiaofan's eyes darken-if this uncle Zudu was powerless, then he could only think of a way to wait for the scorching sun to come out, but with the state of the scorching sun, he didn't know if he could get out of the customs before he hung up, which was really depressing.

"I can't see it, but—"

An Lushan's tone changed, and he elongated the "yes", which actually aroused Lin Xiaofan's appetite.

Depend on! What kind of person is this, he's a lot older, and he's still so fun-loving.

"Please help, brother!"

If he wants to play, he has to play with him.

Either way, following his heart is the most important thing.

Lin Xiaofan didn't know if An Lushan was really this nature, or if he did it on purpose.

But he knows that there is a folk saying that old children, old children, that is, older people, have the same temperament as children, and sometimes what they need is not to lay out facts and reason, but to follow and coax.

Anyway, there will be no loss from holding a few Gen like this, let alone death, so there is no reason not to follow him, right?

"I can't see it, but can't you kid take the initiative to stretch out your dog's paw and let me take the pulse?"

An Lushan secretly said in his heart that this kid was on the road, but he still looked unforgiving.

Belch......

So that's it......

Isn't Chinese medicine a doctor's attention to seeing a doctor?

Wangwen asked him to do it a long time ago, but there was no result, so of course he had to cut the pulse.

Why are you so stupid and haven't woken up?

But then again, if this old monster doesn't speak, how dare he act rashly?

If something is slightly wrong, this product will be charged with disrespect, so how can everyone get along amicably?

Difficult! It's hard! It's hard to get along with such an old monster!

But no matter what, Lin Xiaofan obediently rolled up the sleeve of his left hand and stretched out his white jade-like arm to An Lushan.

But when he saw this thing looking at his arm, his eyes narrowed, and his eyes were confused...... Lin Xiaofan only felt that his whole body was cold, and the chrysanthemums tightened - this thing can't be a beautiful man, right!?

"Gao's name?"

An Lushan glared at Lin Xiaofan's arm, but finally remembered the greeting that should have been launched a long time ago.

"Your surname is Lin, your name is Xiaofan, Lin Xiaofan."

The ideal is to turn nature and be honest, answer whatever you should answer, and completely do not have those superiority feelings in front of the mountain gate before.

"Lin Xiaofan? Such a name is indeed ordinary. An Lushan seemed to have forgotten to see a doctor, and commented on Lin Xiaofan's name, but his next words almost didn't make Lin Xiaofan fall and fight, "Xiaofan, can you lift your clothes, I want to see your breasts." ”

This......

Grass......

Although countless people have always suspected that she is dressed as a man, she has never wanted An Lushan to directly ask for a verification in person.

Ma Dan, doesn't Lao Tzu just have a more beautiful face, fairer skin, and a slimmer figure? How......

"Which who? Are you still curing the disease? Or is it necessary to heal the disease? ”

A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated.

No, a soldier can be humiliated, but not killed.

If it is really necessary to cure the disease, then Lao Tzu will endure it.

Anyway, I didn't lose a piece of meat, did I?

Besides, although he is slender and coquettish, although he does not have as many big lumps of flesh on his chest as the majority of female friends, he still has a little pectoral muscles.

Since arriving in the Tianyun Continent, the unremitting running, push-ups, etc., have been quite effective in shaping the body.

"It's not this one, I'm just curious about what the hell you grew up eating, and you can grow so beautiful." An Lushan praised again and again, and seemed to be really envious.

Lin Xiaofan looked at his appearance, but also expressed understanding.

It's just that the most important thing for this stinky skin is heredity, otherwise it will depend on plastic surgery.

But isn't that the point?

"Dude, let's get back to the topic!" Lin Xiaofan is not proud of his beauty, nor is he evil of the ugliness of An Lushan, "You better help me take a look!" I've been suffering from this strange disease for months, and I can't cultivate at all, so I'm really depressed. ”

Speaking of returning to his old business, An Lushan finally withdrew his confused eyes.

He stopped talking nonsense, stretched out a thin index finger, put it on Lin Xiaofan's pulse, and listened carefully.

After a few breaths, An Lushan stretched out his middle finger again, put his two fingers together, and listened again.

Lin Xiaofan looked at An Lushan and found that at this time he seemed to have entered a strange world, a world with only himself, his eyes were sometimes calm, sometimes happy, sometimes confused, sometimes tangled......

Could it be that this guy can't help it?

"Change your right hand!"

Lin Xiaofan was thinking nonsense, but heard that An Lushan suddenly said seriously.

An Lushan, who really looks sick, really looks a little superior.

It's just that......

"Brother, isn't it a man on the left and a woman on the right? How-"

This is common sense! How can a master like An Lu be confused?

In traditional Chinese medicine, men take qi and divide the pulse in the left hand, and women take blood and divide the pulse in the right hand.

Although this is not a world where Chinese medicine is rampant, the medical theory is very similar, so Lin Xiaofan asked.

Could it be that this old guy has another unique school?

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaofan was secretly surprised.

What did you expect at this time-

An Lushan suddenly glared at Lin Xiaofan: "How do I know if you are really a woman dressed as a man?" ”

Dizzy!

Lin Xiaofan almost didn't fall down when he heard An Lushan's words.

scolded the one next door, whether this product works or not! The difference between men and women, even if you can't see the appearance, can't you see the pulse?