Chapter 201: Incense
||->-> Chapter 202 of the text is incense
"This toad monster, yesterday I made a whirlwind and pretended to be forced with me, and used demon magic to make Wanshu Gao diarrhea, of course I won't let it go!" Ding Ermiao also whispered: "When it's my turn to burn incense, I'll give it some color first." ”
"Do you want to prepare anything first?" Wang Haolan asked, "For example, notify the police for support?" If needed, I can call Director Chen at the Shancheng Police Station. This place is still under the jurisdiction of Shancheng, and with just a phone call, you can transfer people from the local police station. ”
"Then what if you don't know Director Chen?" Ding Ermiao looked at Wang Haolan and grinned, and said, "Everyone holds the bead and recites Guanyin, who holds the pearl and recites Guanyin?" It's better to ask for others than for yourself, don't bother anyone, listen to my arrangement. ”
Wang Haolan blushed, smiled and was speechless. He originally wanted to show off his interpersonal relationships in the mountain city, but Ding Ermiao disdained it.
Ding Ermiao looked at the Wutong Temple outside the window, and said, "Wang Haolan, you and your driver, one person drives a car, turn the front of the car over first, and get ready." Then waiting for us in the car, Li Weinian and I went down to make trouble, once the villagers were angry, we quickly got in the car, and then, escaped! ”
Wang Haolan nodded: "Okay, ↓ million + book ※ bar + novel ↓ understand." But Brother Ermiao, what are you going to do? ”
"I will take the opportunity of burning incense to destroy the clay statue of the youkai first. Then, we came back at night and secretly demolished its dilapidated temple and released the water from the rice fields in front of us. Ding Ermiao groaned and said:
"I hope I'll provoke it and force him to come out and confront me. Then look for flaws in it and make a plan for the next step. ”
In fact, whether he can deal with this frog god or not, Ding Ermiao has no bottom in his heart. But now that he has taken over the business, he can't show his timidity. When the two armies meet, the brave wins, and the momentum must not be lost!
Even if it can't beat it, it doesn't dare to do anything to itself. As an earth god, it didn't dare to kill.
As long as you pestering it and making trouble with it every day, one day, you will force it to the negotiating table, and everyone will calmly negotiate the conditions.
After making up his mind, Ding Ermiao greeted Li Weinian, and the two got out of the car one after another.
"Brother Ermiao, wait for me!" Wan Shugao also followed, raised his arms and clenched his fists to show his muscles, and said, "Brothers in battle, brothers in demon fighting." I'll go with you! ”
"Don't mess with me!" Ding Ermiao pointed to the large group of pilgrims in front of Wutong Temple and said, "Wait for the next fight, are you sure you can run out and not drag us back?" ”
Wan Shugao patted his chest with pride: "Brother Ermiao, don't worry, with your brother's skills, it is okay to deal with ten or eight!" ”
"Then take him with you, Brother Ermiao." Li Weinian smiled: "It's a big deal, let's work harder and cover him more." ”
"It's not certain who covers whom!" Wan Shugao pursed his lips and walked to Wutong Temple first.
In front of Wutong Temple, some of the pilgrims who came to burn incense left first, but some came later, and there were about sixty or seventy people on the flat ground in front of the temple. Inside the temple, where the buttocks were big, there were also twenty or thirty people.
Ding Ermiao took the trumpet and went to talk to the freckled girl: "Sister, look at my trumpet, how long will it take for me to take my turn?" I can't marry a wife, I'm anxious! Can you open a back door and let me go in first to burn a begging wife's incense? ”
"Impatient?" The freckled girl glared: "You are in a hurry, why did you go earlier?" I knew I was in a hurry, and now I'm bringing my grandchildren! Burning incense is not allowed to wipe the queue. Next time you come to burn incense, you can come a little earlier. ”
"It's still the eldest sister who makes sense, I know." Ding Ermiao nodded and admitted his mistake, pointed to the rice field in front of him, and asked, "Eldest sister, the rice field in front is full of water, is it to raise Wang Ba?" ”
The freckled girl's face changed, and she shouted: "In front of the temple, don't talk nonsense!" ”
In the open space in front of the temple, everyone's eyes looked over.
Ding Ermiao spread his hands innocently and said, "I've seen people raising turtles in rice fields, so I asked, why are you so fierce?" ”
"If you talk nonsense again, I'll kick you out and tell you not to burn incense!" The freckles of the freckles stalked up, glanced at Ding Ermiao fiercely, and turned around and walked into the Wutong Temple.
Li Weinian stood by the door, tiptoed slightly, and found that the freckled girl was leaning into her father's ear, whispering and pouting towards the door.
Approximately, this girl was very dissatisfied with Ding Ermiao and wanted to ask her father to clean up Ding Ermiao. It is not difficult for a god stick to play some tricks and tease ordinary pilgrims.
So Li Weinian flew over with a look and signaled Ding Ermiao to be careful.
Ding Ermiao touched his nose and smiled, and made an ok gesture by the way to show that he understood.
Sure enough, the freckled girl walked out of Wutong Temple and said to Ding Ermiao: "Hey, I see that you are in a hurry, I will make an exception for you today, go in and wait." Let you burn incense first, so that you can go first, save you from talking nonsense here and blaspheming the gods! ”
"Amitopho......, thank you so much!" Ding Ermiao clasped his palms indecently, then lowered his head and squeezed through the crowd and got into the Wutong Temple.
Li Weinian pulled ten thousand books high, squeezed his eyes at the same time, and said in a low voice: "Be smart, prepare to respond!" ”
"Grass, when have I not been smarter than you?" Wan Shugao shook his head proudly.
There were still twenty or thirty pilgrims in the temple, Ding Ermiao walked up to the freckle girl's father, smiled and asked, "Daxian, it's time for me to burn incense, right?" ”
"I'm not a great immortal, I'm a boy of a great immortal." The fat old man said with a cold face.
"Huh?" Ding Ermiao pretended to be taken aback and asked, "Are you seventy or eighty, or a child?" ”
The fat old man couldn't cry or laugh, pointed to the frog god clay statue and said, "In front of the great immortal, I am a child." ”
While he was talking, a pilgrim finished burning incense, got up and asked the fat old man, "Boy, how do you see the incense I burned?" ”
"It's okay, build a house, right?" The fat old man's eyes were fixed on the incense burning on the big incense burner, and he said, "August 28 is a good day, and we can start work." But in September it was not possible to go on the beam. It's best to wait until the second day of October. Got it? ”
"Understood, I understand, thank you Daxian for your advice." The pilgrim thanked him and went away beaming.
"It's my turn, right?" Ding Ermiao pointed to the clay statue in a big way, looked at the old man and asked.
"Don't point your finger at the idol, beware of the great immortal condemning you!" The fat old man stretched out his hand and knocked down Ding Ermiao's arm, pointed to the incense stick in front of the shrine, and said, "Go get three incense sticks, light them on the candle over there, and then insert them on the incense burner and kowtow!" ”
Tell me to kowtow to a youkai? No way!
Ding Ermiao sneered in his heart, stepped forward slowly, picked up three incense sticks from the shrine, and slowly gathered on the candle flame to light it.
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