Of course, you can't carry a piece of human skin into the city, even the coat of arms of the Water King will be thought by the guards to be a murder, and you will inevitably die on the spot.

Therefore, Zhou Yu still found a small market in the suburbs, although the bazaar was full of the eyeliner of the water king, he was clever and quietly asked the blacksmith to make a coat of arms of the same style.

The blacksmith naturally does not know what the coat of arms is used for, people only have to eat silver money and work hard, in this era of war and chaos, it is good for someone to take care of it, not to mention where the money and gold and iron utensils in the hands of ordinary people. It's been looted by those crazy guys.

Zhou Yu had to take out a wrench, let the blacksmith melt it and beat it into a metal coat of arms, and give the rest to the craftsman for his work. You know, for a blacksmith, a good piece of metal is more valuable than a life, especially this extraterrestrial meteorite that is heavy and glows in the black.

With the water seal in hand, the Governor confidently walked towards the heavily guarded gate. In these years, there are no photos and no WeChat, and the painter who blew up the city wall and robbed the prison to take away Felena last time has long been forgotten, who still remembers your last name. What's even more tragic is that the disorderly vigilance and aimless joint defense are useless, and Zhou Yu is even skeptical about Fei Li's death. Perhaps, there is no need to peel off the flesh and skin of this woman to enter the city in disguise.

A bold idea came to mind, and since it was done, it should be bigger. Opportunities are always fleeting, seize them to get twice the result with half the effort, and beat your chest if you lose them.

"Stop, who's who?"

Two fierce soldiers drew their swords out of their sheaths and stopped Zhou Yu, who was walking in all directions towards the city gate.

"Who? My lord! ”

"Your Excellency?"

The two looked at each other, laughed wildly, and couldn't hold the knife in their hands.

"Your Excellency?"

"Yo, my lord!"

"Where's the lord?"

"Laugh, laugh at me!"

All the people who enter and leave are strictly checked, and they are almost stripped of the essence of the MRI. It's a pity that Zhou Yu is disdainful, do you guys show yourself or the queen's army?

If you really want to infiltrate, you must have to do your homework, just by searching so much can you find a yarn?

It's not just psychological tactics, but also hopes to warn the personnel who try to infiltrate, telling you not to mess around, we are heavily guarded, and you will lose your head if you trespass.

Sure enough, self-deception is a faithful embodiment of many social phenomena, regardless of the occasion, regardless of the era, and regardless of the equal.

"Boy, aren't you impatient? Do you know who you're talking to? This is our newly appointed assistant to the deputy chief of the city defense! ”

Two young guards with sharp knives came over next to him, one with a knife on Zhou Yu's neck, and the other against his heart with the tip of a knife. As long as the Metropolitan Governor gasps heavily, he may be able to hit the ground and pierce his intestines.

Looking at the word "water" written in lingua franca on their helmets, Zhou Yu sighed heavily, it turned out that this group of soldiers was the henchmen brought by the Water King from the Central Continent, no wonder it was so rampant.

But the more rampant they are, the more Zhou Yu likes it.

"Oh? It turned out to be the assistant to the deputy chief of the city defense! Fortunately, I will be fortunate to be happy and look up for a long time! ”

The Governor, who was still at ease with his hands, hurriedly shook his head, raised his head, and winked wildly at the assistant to discharge electricity.

What assistant adult? is also the assistant to the deputy chief of the city defense, and if the governor of the capital has a beard, he may be so angry that his beard will fly. You said that you have a total of several thousand city defense troops, either this or that, what deputy assistants, assistants, deputy hundred chiefs, hundred chiefs, deputy thousand chiefs, and thousand commanders, in order to solve the problem of more and more officials and soldiers, and at the same time open up sources and reduce expenditures to expand the market for selling official beards, and even create such fictitious and meaningless positions as deputy five chiefs and thousand five chiefs.

As a result, the army, which already has no cohesion, is even more sloppy, and everyone is chasing how to collect money, how to bribe, and how to make progress as soon as possible and reach a higher level.

What to do as soon as possible to progress? Of course, it is to take more bribes and buy bigger official positions.

If it is said that walking on the ladder of civilization, the water king is indeed better than Philena. Felena relies on her infectiousness, influence, cohesion and charisma to bring people and soldiers together. The water king is not, he doesn't need to work so hard, he has long mastered the weakness of human nature.

At the beginning of man, nature is evil. It is human nature to be able to ride on others as a prestige, as long as you think of ways to release it, release that kind of evil, naturally you don't need to invest too much energy to run the commander, the food chain will automatically connect and operate.

Civilization, as expected, is still a chip to win.

"You kid don't have a flamboyant tongue, hurry up and roll me as far as you want, look at your virtue is not a good person. If you shout here again, I won't spare you! ”

The assistant laughed enough, and he didn't eat Zhou Yu's sycophant, he picked up the knife and slapped the chest of the governor.

"My lord, my lord, you see I have an object here...

Zhou Yu said, the discharge of the eyes did not stop, attracting the assistant's attention to the hand he was holding. The adults with the cheeks of a monkey with a sharp beak and a dog skin plaster on their faces were afraid that he was cheating, but they were attracted by curiosity and came to him suspiciously.

"You are—This is..."

Since you are from the Central Continent, the henchmen of Water Wang Li should naturally know about it. Zhou Yu sneakily flashed the seal in his hand and quickly put it back in his arms.

"My lord, do you see clearly?"

"See, see, are you, are you?"

The assistant to the deputy chief soldier changed his face at the time, faster than the costume of the singing, and the knife in his hand was hurriedly put away into the sheath, and then the plaster man quickly glanced left and right, asking them to put away the weapon. When Zhou Yu's gaze returned to him again, this kid was respectful.

"Huh? My lord, there are many people here, so you don't have to be polite, you don't have to be polite! ”

Zhou Yu has always liked to do fake dramas, and the more he plays a high-ranking official, the more amiable he must be, which can make people happy and convincing, and there is no doubt. The kind of master who blows his beard and glares when he comes up, beats his father and scolds his mother, can't be too big an official. In his previous life, he participated in countless meetings attended and presided over by high-level officials, and unlike those bureau and department leaders who often liked to scold, provincial and ministerial-level leaders have always been amiable and approachable.

Why? As soon as people sit in that position, they must have enough city government and depth, so that you can see that the joys, sorrows, and sorrows are no different from those of the market? How else do you play chess?

Second, people can't get angry with you little people, right? They look at these people as nothing more than small soldiers doing things, I will do whatever they say, and if they do it right or wrong, they will do it according to the instructions, and there is a use for you to get angry with them? It's better to save your strength to scold those who make decisions.

"Don't, don't, adults atone for their sins, atone for their sins, the little ones don't know Mount Tai, and they don't dare to call themselves and call themselves in front of adults. . . ."

"Alas, he who does not know is not guilty!"

Zhou Yu lifted the arms of the assistant who was waving, and pretended to bow but secretly increased his strength, which means that although you still have to act on the surface, in fact, you have to give me some face as a real adult.

"Your Excellency..."

"Ahem, my lord, I don't know if the villain can clear the customs and enter the city!"

"Well, yes, of course!"

The assistant's fists hurriedly spread out into welcoming palms, and he pointed to the inner perimeter of the city gate with a smile like a flower.

The sergeants next to them were confused, what's the matter? The assistant is used to being powerful and domineering, why did he see a person dressed as a medicine farmer today like a mouse and a cat? What did the man show him?

"Oh yes!"

Zhou Yu, who had walked a few steps, came back and saw the assistant who was wiping the sweat on his forehead, and came over with a hippie smile.

Big brother, you are my own big brother, why are you back again! The assistant's face was crooked, and the plasters were squeezed into a line.

"My lord, I don't want anyone to know about today's events, you know?"

"Uh, don't worry, the little one understands, the little one understands!"

Walk away.

"Assistant, that person, that person..."

"Shut up, you're talking!"

A big-eared melon seed slapped all the forbidden troops like cicadas. Except for the assistant lord, no one knew that a person from the Central Continent holding the token of "Water King Presence" had entered Drunken Flower City at this time.

Zhou Yu, who is well versed in the way of people's hearts, smiled slightly, forgive you for eating the bear's heart and leopard's guts, and you don't dare to report the matter. This is too easy to deduce, this kind of officer who sells off is not Zhan Suo or Goshawk, they don't have so much backbone and courage, their hearts are full of ambition of "more things are better than less", and it is a thousand times more difficult for them to do something other than bullying ordinary people than to let them go to work.

Entering the city is only the first step, and the rest of the plan can be complicated. To put it bluntly, Zhou Yu has no plan. Although the goal is very clear, that is, to plot against Pingyang, Bangmen and Fang Lei, but his old man doesn't even know where to open the door of these three people, how to start?

However, it has always been one of the distinctive labels of the Grand Governor to respond to all changes with the same attitude. He always believed that you have to do it, and that you're halfway to success when you start. There is only one failure in the world, and that is to give up halfway.

Yes, go to Wansan first and get Lao Tzu's magic ball back. After Zhou Yu made up his mind, he walked quickly towards Wansan's old mansion.

When he arrived at the place, most of the governors were dumbfounded. What's the situation? What happened?

Wansanjia, this is not Wansanjia?

Zhou Yu looked left and right for a long time, a deep mansion courtyard and vermilion lacquer gate stood in front of him, and this gate building was more magnificent than the royal ancestral hall in the eastern suburbs. Am I on the wrong track?

The Metropolitan shook his head, returned to the central street three intersections, and carefully walked through the intersections and landmark buildings again, step by step.

Back here! That's right, it should be here, even if you are confused, you can't make a mistake twice, the Metropolitan Governor is very confident in his sense of direction, and he has never missed. But there is no dilapidated old mansion of Wansan here, and it is really an inexplicable compound instead.