Chapter 32: Saving the Scene
Zhang Fanyang shook his head, showed a helpless smile and said, "I'm sorry, this matter is not something I can solve." ”
The middle-aged man glanced at everyone else, took out a stack of 100 yuan bills from his arms and threw them in front of Zhang Fanyang.
Zhang Fanyang crossed the pile of money and ate the dishes calmly.
The man looked around and took out a stack, but was ignored by Zhang Fanyang again.
In this way, after the money was added to the tenth yuan, the man finally slapped the table and stood up, pointed at Zhang Fanyang's nose and said viciously: "I'll wipe you a little rabbit, 100,000 yuan is too little?" Lao Tzu gave you face, didn't he?
Lao Tzu told you, you'd better take the money, and then solve this matter for us, or Lao Tzu won't let you get out of this Li Jiaao! ”
As soon as Li Guozhu saw that the man was coming, he immediately stepped forward and grabbed him: "Don't don't, village chief, what are you doing, think about it, people didn't ask us for money before they cleaned up the green hair stiff, and they just said that they wanted to give our village a French formula and didn't talk about money, so Master Zhang must have his reason why he didn't take money from you." ”
Seeing this, Zhang Fanyang put down the chopsticks in his hand and said with a light smile: "Don't act here, you two don't want to change your life against the sky, I can't help."
However, everyone's life is different, as long as you haven't been overdrawn too much by greed before, you don't need to panic too much. ”
As soon as Zhang Fanyang's words came out, more than half of the faces on the table turned green, and the rest had dull eyes and were too empty.
He patted his stomach with satisfaction, got up and walked out, and Li Quanyou and his wife immediately greeted him: "Master Zhang, we heard Guozhu say that this Li Jiaao's fortune is over?" ”
"Uh...... I guess it's back to normal operation. Zhang Fanyang pondered for a long time, answered an ambiguous answer, and then immediately changed the topic, "Anyway, now that your problem is solved, I should also leave." Look at the labor fee......"
"Oh...... Oh, what about this! ”
Receiving a heavy envelope handed by Li Quanyou, Zhang Fanyang directly stuffed it into his arms and turned around and walked out.
But before the door came out, Li Guozhu ran out of the back room like crazy, shouting "Master Zhang, help!" Xue Laosi, they cheated the corpse," grabbed Zhang Fanyang and ran to the entrance of the village.
As soon as the two of them left the supermarket, they saw a group of people screaming and running wildly.
Zhang Fanyang, who felt bad, secretly lifted his breath and carried Li Guozhu to the wall. Regardless of the latter's ghost screams, he dragged him a few flashes past the crowd to the entrance of the village.
At this time, there was not a single villager at the entrance of the village.
A box-type police car parked at the intersection was constantly roaring like a beast and the sound of violent crashes.
The two policemen who were against the door of the car were scarred, although they had used all their strength, they still couldn't withstand the impact again and again, and rushed out of the police car at the moment when Zhang Fanyang jumped off the fence.
Two black figures fell out of the car, crushing the two policemen under them in one fell swoop.
Seeing that Xue Laosi's fangs were about to bite the neck of a policeman, Zhang Fanyang threw out the demon pestle, hitting Xue Laosi's four heavenly spirit cover.
Immediately after that, he kicked in the air and kicked the head of Li Shoucai, who was pressing another policeman next to him, and kicked his neck, which had been poked with several holes.
Who knew that Li Shoucai's head was folded 180 degrees and hung down on his chest, but he still didn't give up, and he opened his mouth and bit the policeman's arm.
Zhang Fanyang couldn't reach the demon pestle at the moment, so he didn't allow him to think too much, so he blocked the sharp teeth bitten off with one hand, and pushed the police away with the other hand.
Hearing only the crunching sound of teeth biting bones, Zhang Fanyang snorted in pain, and cold sweat instantly soaked his clothes.
At this time, the two policemen were already stunned by this scene, and Li Guozhu had already hid from a distance and looked here, but he couldn't help at all.
Zhang Fanyang endured the severe pain and yelled at them: "If you don't want to die, hurry up and hand me a black donkey's hooves or a demon pestle!"
In addition, go get some glutinous rice to pull out the corpse poison! ”
"I'm going to find glutinous rice!"
After Li Guozhu said this, he ran away.
The two policemen also woke up like a dream, but they didn't dare to pull out the magic pestle, and the two looked at each other and took out two black donkey hooves from an evidence bag in the police car and handed them to Zhang Fanyang.
As soon as the black donkey's hooves arrived, Li Shoucai's mouth immediately loosened when he was still biting.
He took a few steps back and tried to escape, but due to the impact of the inverted vision, he tripped and fell on the ground.
Seeing this opportunity, Zhang Fanyang stepped forward and stepped on his body, and the black donkey's hooves stabbed into the mouth of Li Shoucai, who was about to bite when he turned around.
The latter instantly froze as a stone, unable to move a single bit.
Zhang Fanyang saw that he had already cured him, so he turned around and pulled out the demon suppressing pestle and stabbed it against Li Shoucai's Heavenly Spirit Gai.
Li Shoucai didn't even snort, his eyes rolled, and he was completely dead with the black donkey's hooves in his mouth.
As soon as Xue Laosi and the two were dealt with here, Li Guozhu ran over with a bag of glutinous rice.
Zhang Fanyang instructed Li Guozhu to divide the glutinous rice among the two policemen to apply some wounds, and he picked up a handful and pressed it on his arm.
I only heard the sound of "snort", and a puff of black smoke rose from Zhang Fanyang's wound. A rancid smell wafted through the air.
After a while, Zhang Fanyang threw away the blackened glutinous rice in his hand and pressed the wound again, although this time it also made a sound, but it was much smaller than just now.
After changing it seven or eight times like this, Zhang Fanyang saw that the blood flowing from the wound had turned from black to red, and the glutinous rice had no longer changed, so he breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat on his head, sat on the ground and gasped for breath.
The two policemen also took care of their wounds and sat down on the ground.
Li Guozhu, who was the only one who was not injured at all, held a bag of glutinous rice, and while looking at the blackened glutinous rice on the ground, he also looked at the two corpses whose heads had been opened, and kept smacking his tongue.
Zhang Fanyang raised his eyebrows and teased: "What? Want to try it? ”
Li Guozhu's eyes widened, and he shook his head with a frightened face: "Master Zhang, are you teasing me, why do you eat this thing......"
Zhang Fanyang rolled his eyes and pointed to the corpse on the ground, and said angrily: "You know you can't eat it, you still keep it?" Didn't I tell you that these two bodies should be burned quickly? Not positive! Bury me, why are you so positive! ”
As soon as Li Guozhu heard this, he walked a few steps quickly to Zhang Fanyang, and made a gesture to cover his mouth, but he was so frightened by the latter's raised eyebrows that he retracted his hand, and whispered with a face full of grievances: "No, Master Zhang, let's not talk about it, why don't you mention this stubble, why are you still ...... in front of your colleagues?"
Zhang Fanyang didn't speak, and raised his eyebrows at him.
Li Guozhu glanced back at the two policemen who were still resting, and then continued: "I also wanted to burn them at that time. But you can't just throw it into the pit and burn it directly, even if you send it to the funeral home, you have to have a time.
The village chief said that after the black donkey's hooves were slammed anyway, they didn't make any moves, so they planned to study it and talk about it. I just got home for a break, and you came.
Then as soon as the police came, the village chief told him about the murder of the green-haired zombie before. The captain of the criminal police did not believe in evil and had to take the body away to find out the murderer.
We didn't force us to stay, we arranged for someone to hand over the body, and we all went to look for you. As soon as their body was lifted to the car, the two policemen pulled out the black donkey's hooves, and then the accident occurred within five minutes. ”
As soon as he finished saying this, a siren was heard in the distance. Seeing that a police car was speeding up, Zhang Fanyang stood up and prepared to leave.
"This ...... Comrade, please stay. One of the injured policemen immediately shouted to stop Zhang Fanyang's footsteps, "Thanks to your rescue just now, our brothers escaped, but can you please stay and meet our captain?" It's really hard for us to explain what just happened. ”
Before Zhang Fanyang could answer, the police car had already drifted and stopped beside them, and five policemen holding tactical pens quickly jumped out of the car.
When they saw the two corpses lying on the ground and the two policemen standing next to them, they quickly formed an encirclement and surrounded Zhang Fanyang and Li Guozhu in the middle.
"Hey, hey, Captain, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong! They're good people! It was the boy who saved us. ”
One of the injured policemen hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed one of the resolute men in his thirties, and then whispered a few words in his ear.
After listening to this, the man looked back at the corpse on the ground, gestured to everyone and asked them to deal with it first, and he saluted Zhang Fanyang and the others before saying: "Hello two fellows, I am Tan Mali, the captain of the Municipal Criminal Police Detachment, I had some misunderstandings with you just now, please forgive me." ”