Chapter 16: Turn-bashing
Peng Jun frowned and asked, "Today is my target's class reunion, what are you doing when you die an old bald donkey?" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was not calm.
"Mr. Peng, how can you talk like that?"
"Master Miaofa is a high-ranking monk, even if you don't believe in Buddhism, you shouldn't be so disrespectful."
"Hehe, Whitman said that without faith, there is no character and life worthy of the name. This is simply a golden saying. ”
Peng Jun didn't pay attention to them, but stared straight at the Miaofa Master.
Everyone's eyes were attracted by Peng Jun's vulgar language, and they didn't notice that Master Mystic Law called Peng Jun "President Peng".
No one even noticed that there were already beads of sweat the size of beans running down the head of the Mystic Master.
Qingmin pointed at Peng Jun and said: "Master, he is the Peng Shi Master, the disciple wants to transform it, but the disciple is not good enough to practice, he is not proficient in learning, he really can't do it, and I hope the master will punish him." ”
Hehe, you stinky boy just scolded me, didn't you?
Now that my master is here, see if you dare to be presumptuous, my master and his old man are the guests of many business tycoons.
A phone call can let you know what society is in minutes!
"Qingmin! Don't say that again, what he said and did, everyone saw it! ”
"Yes! Although the Buddha is a sentient being, he is also dependent on people, and I personally don't think he has the qualifications to be saved. ”
"Leo Tolstoy said that heroism consists in sacrificing oneself for faith and truth, Qingmin, you have done enough."
Ling Ruoxue secretly said in her heart that it was not good, just now Peng Jun was said so by the Miaofa Master, and now in front of him, Peng Jun still said so.
This is no longer a matter of losing face, the people she brought have become the public enemies of everyone.
It was hard to ride the tiger on your own, and things got sour.
"Old bald donkey, what do you mean by not squeaking?"
Master Miaofa hurriedly wiped his sweat, got up and said, "President Peng, it's been a long time, come on, please take a seat." ”
It turns out that these two empty seats belong to the two of them, why do I carry them like this?
I shouldn't have come today!
Master Mysaofa's answer was undoubtedly a blow to everyone.
What do you mean? Peng Jun actually knows Master Miaofa?
Why was Master Mystic so polite to him?
Could it be that Peng Jun is really a master of the world?
There were countless question marks intertwined in everyone's minds, but no one opened their mouths to ask questions.
Peng Jun pulled Ling Ruoxue over and sat down on the seat of the Master of the Mystic Law.
He hadn't eaten yet, the tableware was all new, and Ling Ruoxue was sitting in his original seat.
At this time, Ling Ruoxue was already in a circle, and like everyone else, her head was full of question marks.
The most incomprehensible thing is the Qingmin, others don't know the Master of the Mystic Law, but he does.
I don't know how many big bosses are polite to Master Miaofa, and treat them as guests, like gods.
Today this ......
Master Mystic Law was pushed to the side, neither standing nor sitting, and the scene became awkward for a while.
"You're meant to be dumb today, aren't you? You're not going to answer my question, are you? Peng Jun turned his head and asked lightly.
Master Miaofa shook his head again and again and said, "President Peng, you have misunderstood, today is the reunion of the disciples of Lao Qu, and he invited Lao Qu to come over and give a lecture to the benefactors. ”
Peng Jun was happy, changed his color and said, "You still know how to preach the scriptures?!" Your unlucky master has been dead for more than 30 years, who did you learn from? Which cram school did you attend? ”
Seeing Peng Jun smiling, although this scene was not so embarrassing, it was also a little more relaxed.
As for what Peng Jun said, everyone is used to it, because he is such a person who does not learn and has no skills.
The crowd whispered to each other.
"President Peng? Which one will he? Does anyone know? ”
Ye Lanlan whispered, "Uh...... Mr. Peng's shop is called Tongminghui Pork Shop, so it can't be this......"
Everyone let out an "oh" as if they understood, and they tacitly understood it.
After all, isn't he still a pig killer and meat seller?
Master Miaofa smiled slightly: "President Peng still loves to laugh so much, hehe, hehehe......"
Speaking of which, Master Mystic is ready to take his leave.
Of course you have to go, the money has also been cheated, why don't you go and wait for Peng Jun to dismantle his own stage?
Peng Jun suddenly said with a straight face: "Who is joking with you?" I warned you not to cheat incense money again, have you carried on my spirit? ”
Speaking of money, everyone looked over again, they all studied finance and loved to deal with money.
What's more, Peng Jun is talking about "deception".
Is Master Mystic like a liar?
Definitely not!
"Peng, where President Peng said, of course the old man carried it out, every word and every sentence you said was not only memorized, but also recorded, and you had to take it out and read it out before going to bed in order to fall asleep peacefully."
Looking at the serious expression of the Miaofa master, everyone once again played Xiao Jiujiu in their hearts.
Why would Master Mystic Law be so polite to a pig killer?
This doesn't seem to be polite anymore, but awe, right?
Who the hell is Peng Jun?!
Everyone looked at Ling Ruoxue with puzzled eyes, and Ling Ruoxue also shook her head in a fog.
He only knew that Peng Jun had some skills, and she didn't know anything about Peng Jun's origins.
Peng Jun still had a straight face.
"Carried through? Has it been implemented? If you dare to lie to me, beware that I will burn down your Tianhui Temple. ”
The crowd couldn't stand it anymore.
"Peng Jun! Do you know what you're talking about?! How much of a sin is that?! ”
"No matter what your identity is, then you have to be the most basic and love the young, right?!"
"People can have no faith, but they can't have no bottom line! We donated that money voluntarily, how can we be cheated?! ”
When Peng Jun heard this, his mouth grew in surprise.
"Okay, you old bald donkey, you really dare to lie to me?! You've eaten bear's heart and leopard gall, haven't you?! ”
Seeing that Peng Jun was angry, Master Miaofa hurriedly explained: "No, no, no, President Peng, you misunderstood, Lao Wei didn't cheat money. ”
"Those are as the donors say, they are all voluntary, and the old man never asks for it, really!"
These fools, what are you afraid of, there is no one on your mouth, the Buddha can bless you!
You know, it's a great opportunity.
As long as I help Master Mystic to straighten his waist now, Master Mystic will definitely remember it.
"Who is he? Why are you so afraid of him, what endangers you, has he done it many times?! ”
"Master! You don't have to be afraid of him, what he just said has constituted the crime of intimidation, we can all prove it! ”
"Yes, no matter who he is, he can't be blind to the king's law!"