Chapter 33: The Uncle of the Sperm Worm's Brain
What kind of broken mission is this? Isn't it supposed to be a grave to be dug up? How did it become a special mission?
Jiang Shaoyang's brain hole has always been relatively large, and according to his guess, there are no valuable graves in this range, so the system automatically shields the grave digging and uses this game form to distribute tasks.
But why, is it such a brain-dead task? No matter what the other party says, you have to say it yourself!
And the title of the reward is exactly the same as the content of the task.
Respond to requests, is it the other party asking for their own chrysanthemums, but also say yes......
It's scary to think about! A cold sweat ran down Jiang Shaoyang's cheeks.
Ah Crazy's brain circuits are not normal, and his personality is crazy, if he really jokes with himself and asks himself if he eats, then how to deal with it?
"Okay!" Jiang Shaoyang said these two words hard, and a huge feeling of nausea washed all over his body, turned around and vomited violently.
Although the content of the task is very harsh, but think about it carefully, it is still more profitable, three thousand grievances, first of all, you don't need to spend a thousand grievances to buy a compass, these three thousand are pure, and the reward is a title that responds, but according to his eyesight, the title given by the system is useless except for **.
What excites him the most is that the reward is a beautiful kitchen bag, which should contain condiments and other things.
The system is really his intimate little padded jacket, he knows what he lacks and rewards what, and when it comes to barbecue, with the help of the beautiful kitchen bag, the taste can at least go up a few grades.
As soon as he imagined the aroma of barbecue, Jiang Shaoyang was already salivating.
I have to say that this task is still very testing for Jiang Shaoyang, he not only has to control his mouth, but also ensures that he always answers the two words well, as long as he says a wrong word, even if the task fails, the 1,000 grievance value he spent on buying the fruit of resentment will also be wasted.
"That's it, fortunately, there are only myself and Ah Crazy in the iron cage, if there are more people, it is estimated that it will be difficult to do!" Jiang Shaoyang secretly rejoiced, lay on the ground and began to sleep.
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of crisp footsteps in the corridor, passing through the iron cage where Jiang Shaoyang was staying, and stopped at the end of the corridor.
The sound of the iron cage being opened, the armor on the guard's body was shaking, and a petite figure was pushed to the ground, and the figure also let out a slight gasp, the guard sneered twice, and discussed something in a whisper.
Jiang Shaoyang was not interested in the new prisoners, they were all death row prisoners anyway, there was nothing to sympathize with, and his mind was now full of how to spend these twenty-four hours quietly, and it was best not to talk to anyone.
As soon as he heard the movement outside, Ah Mad suddenly woke up and cautiously ran to the edge of the iron cage, looking lively like other death row inmates.
"What are you looking at?" The guard waved the weapon in his hand and slammed it on the iron bar, making a piercing warning sound, "Haven't you seen a woman?" Look at Lao Tzu pulling your teeth out again......"
"The fox is a fake tiger, and you have the ability to pull out Lao Tzu's teeth!" Someone suddenly shouted in the bustling prison.
"Who? Says who? There's a kind of standing up! The guard said majestically.
All condemned prisoners took a step forward at the same time.
The guard was obviously stunned, as if he was frightened by the momentum of the prisoners, he didn't want to do much, and hurriedly put away the key and prepared to leave, if this group of outlaws really rose up to resist, it must be himself who was unlucky.
Just as the guard was passing by, Madness suddenly patted him on the shoulder.
The guard was startled, and the knife instinctively cut down, but fortunately, Ah Crazy was quick to retract, and his arm was almost cut off by the guard.
"You're looking for death!" The guard turned around and cursed.
"Hey, brother, I heard from them, there's a here today?" Ah Crazy laughed.
"What the hell is going on with you?" The guard glared at him angrily, knocked on the iron cage with the long knife in his hand, and warned him: "Don't ask for hardship, beware of your own life!" ”
"You don't have to tell me that, I didn't just come here on the first day!" Ah Crazy looked stunned, looked at the iron cage in the corner, and said with a smile: "According to the convention, you will definitely do that at night, when the time comes, can you share a mouthful of soup with my little brother!" ”
When the guard heard this, he was immediately amused, raised the brim of his hat, and asked, "You are so old, and you are still thinking about that?" ”
"To tell you the truth, I'm still a virgin, I was asked about this kind of thing by my cellmate today, it's too embarrassing, I want to lift the seal tonight!"
"It's also a good metaphor to lift the seal!" The guard sneered and deliberately made things difficult for him: "Don't say that Lao Tzu didn't give you a chance, if you can walk out of here today and go to the last cell, I will promise you!" ”
In the eyes of other prisoners, this is obviously impossible, but for Ah Mad and Jiang Shaoyang, it is just a piece of cake.
Ah Mad's brain is also very useful, he waved his hand and said forget it, if he used the hole to get out, the guards would not only not fulfill their promise, but they might also beat themselves.
Jiang is still old and spicy, if Jiang Shaoyang is asked to switch positions with Ah Mad, in order to gamble, it is estimated that Jiang Shaoyang will go directly to the guards, and tell the other party in righteous words: "The master is out, the master is awesome, quickly applaud the master!" ”
"Fool ......" the guard smiled and turned to leave the cage.
Ah Crazy sighed and froze in place, not knowing what to do.
Jiang Shaoyang saw him sitting in place with a blank face, and suddenly sympathized with him in his heart, he was fifty-two years old, and he had not yet lifted the seal, and he was still ridiculed by people who were dozens of years younger, and if it was anyone, he would feel inferior.
Even so, today is an exception, at this time Jiang Shaoyang has a task on his body, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble, he still decided to be ruthless and ignore this matter.
But he didn't want to, but Ah Crazy himself didn't give up, his old face was pasted like a dog's skin, and he begged in a low voice: "Brother Baye, can you help me enter the last cell?" ”
Jiang Shaoyang said in his heart, you are nervous, the sperm worm is in the brain? If you have to do this kind of thing in a place like this, can't you go out and go to a brothel?
Just when Jiang Shaoyang was about to refuse, he suddenly remembered the task in his mind.
The scalp was instantly numb, and Jiang Shaoyang's face was full of helplessness, so he had to say, "Okay!" ”
Ah Crazy's face was full of surprise, at this time, even he didn't expect Jiang Shaoyang to promise himself, and the excited old tears were rampant, so he almost kowtowed to Jiang Shaoyang.
Ah Mad wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and explained: "I think so, in this ghost place, you may lose your life at any time, anyway, that woman is also a death row prisoner, and she is also going to die, and she will be ruined by the guards at night, it is better to let yourself lift the seal, even if you do good deeds!" ”