Chapter 846: Promise your husband that it won't hurt the first time~
Do you pull your little hand first, kiss your little mouth first, touch your little face first, or do something sexy......
It's a pity that his good wishes were shattered by a light bulb named Bai Xiaomeng.
The gray wolf scratches his heart and scratches his liver.
He even wanted to break into the carriage at one point, but was kicked out by Xiao Luo.
Hey, my husband is not as good as my cousin! sad
Ye Luo was even more sad.
She looked at the girl in front of her with a sad face.
Bai Xiaomeng didn't speak, just squatted like this, staring at Xiaobai with a pair of eyes, watching the little turtle crawl from left to right, and then from right to left.
"Mengmeng."
Ye Luo was embarrassed, trying to break the silence of the room, "It's my fault, I shouldn't-"
"Luoluo!"
Bai Xiaomeng's body stiffened, her voice mixed with a hint of fear, and interrupted her in a loud voice, "Can you give me a pen?" ”
Ye Luo sighed softly.
She knew that this girl didn't want to hear her continue. In desperation, she had to follow Mengmeng's meaning and handed over a pen.
Bai Xiaomeng took it, and wrote a word on the shell of the little white turtle one by one - "up".
Bai Xiaomeng put down the pen, squatted, and looked at the turtle with the surname Bai, crawling from left to right, and then from right to left.
Ye Luo: "......"
Is this girl broken?
It must have collapsed!
Ye Luo regretted it in her heart, she shouldn't have said those words to stimulate Bai Qi, she really used too much medicine, which hurt Mengmeng.
I don't know how long it took.
Bai Xiaomeng spoke: "Luoluo, how do you castrate a turtle with the surname Bai?"
Ye Luo = mouth =
"Mengmeng, you can't be cruel to your pet like that."
Bai Xiaomeng was still squatting and didn't look up: "Oh, then how do you castrate someone with the surname Bai?"
Ye Luo: "......"
This girl, absolutely! Force! Be! Collapse! Bad! Finish!
Has she evolved from a weak Lori to a sick Lori?
Bai Xiaomeng raised her head, with a pair of big eyes, still as before, shiny and clean: "Luoluo, you haven't answered me yet." How to castrate a person with a white name. ”
Ye Luo Waterfall Khan.
Don't ask her with such a serious expression!
"For the sake of your sexual well-being in the future, castration is not recommended."
"Not happy." Bai Xiaomeng shook her head, her eyes dimmed, "It hurts." ”
Ye Luo=. =
"It's going to hurt the first time, but it's going to be comfortable later."
Hey, hey, hey!
What is she talking about?
She felt like she deserved to die.
"But he's my brother, isn't that weird?" Bai Xiaomeng looked at her cousin helplessly, and two strings of crystal tears slipped from the corners of her eyes, silent tears.
"He's not your brother, you picked it up from the garbage heap for nothing. He doesn't want you to grow up like a slave, he wants to give you the best, he makes you the daughter of the Bai family, he makes everyone keep their mouths shut and don't chew the root of their tongues. ”
Bai Xiaomeng cried this time: "Woo woo, it turns out that I picked it up from the garbage heap."
Ye Luo→_→
Isn't that the focus of attention?
She felt that she was running out of words.
The only thing she could do was to open her arms, give Xiao Crybao a big hug, pat her back, and touch her head.
But at this time, a person who was disturbed by the scenery opened the curtain of the carriage from the outside, stretched out his head, and said with a smiling face that charmed all beings: "Xiaoluo, don't worry, I guarantee my husband, it won't hurt the first time~"