Old Yi, has your mouth been opened?
Whew!
As soon as these words came out, Su Xiaoyi became very interested, and was very curious about what was the big taboo that made Jiawen and Zhao Xin show worried expressions.
To the extent that the two are shameless, there is no one in the Super Divine Academy who can compare with them, it is simply a ** silk thickened skin.
Su Xiaoyi smiled slightly and asked, "There is no need for class today and Sunday, what do you usually do to pass your time?" ”
"Wait a minute, I'll tell you about the taboo of the Super Divine Academy, no student is allowed to go over the mountain behind the Super Divine Academy, and if you find it, you will be beaten to death!"
"There is also a big taboo, there are many beauties in the Super Seminary, but none of them are simple stubble, such as the woman in B250 yesterday!"
"Another thing is that there are occasional beer events here, and there are more beers than anyone else...... The winner gets a free snack! ”
Jiawen stopped Su Xiaoyi from doubting and said the rules of the Super Divine Academy, and his serious expression was very incomprehensible.
Zhao Xin smiled and said, "Old Yi, Xinye told you that the only thing that can stimulate us in this super divine academy is the swimming pool!" ”
"Holy!! And a swimming pool?? What's going on? Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi was stunned, the swimming pool is a holy place for silk.
There will be a lot of young ladies and sisters showing off their figures, wearing swimsuits, revealing pieces of flesh one after another, and walking around with long legs everywhere.
Moreover, the most important point is that you can see clearly the girls' bust, hips, and waist circumference, which can be said to be the best silk paradise.
Zhao Xin continued: "That's right..... However, if you want to enter the swimming pool, you need to go to the first place in the beer competition to qualify, otherwise it is impossible! ”
"And the swimming pool is only open unconditionally to female students, anyway, the Super Seminary seems to discriminate against male students, and we don't have many privileges for female students!"
Jiawen dragged his cheeks, with a thoughtful expression, and fell into a certain contemplation, as if complaining that this super seminary did not allow boys to enter the swimming pool.
Su Xiaoyi asked again, "Wait a minute, I just heard you say it...... Here snacks must come first?? Can't you buy it yourself? ”
"This one...... Super Divine Academy is a closed college, there is only one commercial street outside the school, and the commercial street does not accept money from Juxia City outside! ”
"Gold coins are used as the common currency here, and ordinary gold coins require hard labor and college subsidies to get them!"
"To put it simply, the better you study in the academy and the more you do, the more gold you have...... Usually, I often work with Jiawen! ”
Zhao Xin let out a long sigh helplessly, with a very reluctant expression, as if it was the same as the labor reform in the prison outside.
Jiawen smiled faintly and said, "What?" Are you going to work with us, too? If you want to work part-time, we can take you there! ”
"Part-time job?? It's impossible to work part-time in this life, and there are people who can't do business, just stealing this kind of thing, so that they can maintain their lives like this! ”
Su Xiaoyi suddenly became the next Zhou, looking like Lao Tzu would not work if he died.
Zhao Xin was stunned for a moment, looked at Su Xiaoyi with a confused expression, and said softly: "Wait a minute..... Stealing? What are you stealing? ”
"You may not know that I was a magician before I came to the Super God Academy, and I am also proficient in climbing over walls, stealing, and cheating!"
"It seems that those big men took a fancy to this point and let me in......" Su Xiaoyi pursed the corners of her lips and said very confidently.
Click!
As soon as Su Xiaoyi's words fell, Jiawen looked at Su Xiaoyi carefully, and said with a smile: "I can't see it yet, it turns out that you also have a great background!" ”
"What?? Can anyone who comes to the Super Seminary be an ordinary person? I guess the two of you aren't easy, right? Su Xiaoyi looked slightly stunned and asked rhetorically.
Zhao Xin stepped forward, with a straight face, and replied, "Before Xin Ye came here, he was an underworld!" I often carry knives and fight in groups! ”
"yes, I didn't know where you came from before I came! Now you have time to talk about it...... After all, it's a good friend."
"I said it before...... I'm a magician, I'm good at confusing, pretending to be a ghost, and I'm proficient in tricking and kidnapping! Su Xiaoyi smiled and said disapprovingly.
Hearing this, Jiawen turned his face sideways, looked directly at Su Xiaoyi, and said, "Isn't it a Taoist priest who pretends to be a ghost?" Something to do with a magician? ”
"What the hell am I ....... That's right, I'm a Taoist priest, I see that your Yin Hall is black, and you will definitely have a bloody disaster in a while! ”
Su Xiaoyi almost fainted, how could Nima himself be a Taoist priest, why don't you say that I am a monk?
But then I remembered that the profession of Taoist priest is not bad, I know Qimen Dunjia, the calculation of the past and present lives, and I know the plot of the super seminary.
When necessary, he can use the title of Taoist priest to do things, and even if he is suspected by others, Jiawen and Zhao Xin will definitely explain it for themselves.
"it...... Why do you have a bloody disaster, your whole family has a bloody disaster......" Hearing this, Jiawen thought that Su Xiaoyi had cursed himself, and immediately pointed at Su Xiaoyi with a dissatisfied expression.
Whoosh!!
Suddenly, Gavin walked onto a floor tile covered in oil, and for some reason, maybe his shoes were too slippery, and he fell straight down.
This fall directly caught Jiawen off guard, and his face fell to the ground, and the nosebleed suddenly splashed directly, as if he had been beaten by a group of people.
When Zhao Xin saw this scene, he shouted with an expression of disbelief: "I'm ...... Jiawen, what kind of operation are you doing! ”
Nima....... Fast! Help me up," Garvin said with a husky expression.
Su Xiaoyi hurriedly helped Jiawen up, and said with a smile on his face: "Did you see it..... I said you'd be in for a bloody disaster today! ”
"Damn, old ...... Have you ever opened your mouth? Jiawen took out a pack of napkins, wiped off the nosebleed, and was helpless to tidy up his appearance.
Zhao Xin just exhaled a breath, looked at Su Xiaoyi, and said very suspiciously: "Old Yi, you shouldn't really be a Taoist priest, right?" ”
"That's right! I will predict massage, for example, Jiawen will definitely eat a cockroach when he eats next! Su Xiaoyi nodded and said with a smile.
This sentence once again made Jiawen very suspicious, and said in disbelief at all: "Impossible....... It must have been a coincidence! ”
"I don't believe you really prophesy..... If there are really cockroaches, I'll have a supper tonight! ”
"Don't believe me? Then let's wait and see, let's eat in the district now......" Su Xiaoyi disagreed, just said with a faint smile.
Zhao Xin nodded, followed Su Xiaoyi and planned to go to dinner, leaving Jiawen alone, looking at the backs of the two of them, snorting lightly, and said, "I believe you are a ghost, the old man is very bad!" ”
"I don't eat all day today, I don't believe in cockroaches or anything..... I eat noodles! ”