"Huh? How am I okay? ”

It wasn't until Xia Wenhao heard a miserable scream that he lowered his arm a little in fear and secretly observed the current situation.

When he found the old ghost that had been inserted in the ground, he fell into a hanging heart and put his arm down completely.

He ...... What's wrong? ”

Xia Wenhao saw that Zhang Fanyang looked like an old god was there, and quietly moved to the position behind him, and then dared to speak.

Zhang Fanyang smiled and didn't speak, only gave Xia Wenhao a look for him to experience, and he stepped forward to pull the old ghost out of the ground, holding it down and waiting for a mess, muttering while fighting: "Lao Tzu hated you enough for being an instigator who relied on the old and selling the old, but I didn't expect you to touch the porcelain and touch the head of this heavenly master!"

When I was alive, I didn't dare to beat you, but when I was dead, I would do what I liked! Beat you up as an instigator! Hit you a porcelain professional! Beat you up for ...... old bad"

"It's not...... Stop ......"

The old ghost who had been beaten and wailed for a long time did not say anything, but after Zhang Fanyang's "old and improper" exit, he stiffened his neck and issued a solemn protest, "You...... I pleaded guilty to what you said I was guilty of...... But where am I not serious? ”

"Well......" Zhang Fanyang was stunned for a moment by this question, but as soon as his mind turned, he opened his mouth and said, "The little couple is very affectionate, you old man looks at the back every day, isn't it old and indecent?" ”

The old ghost suddenly cried out with a crying voice, "I ...... I didn't...... I went back to the ball every day after work, and I didn't even see them when they kissed me!

Besides, they are one person and one ghost, and they can't touch it, so I can't see anything even if I want to! ”

As soon as the old ghost's words came out, Zhang Fanyang's raised fist suddenly stuck in place, and after thinking about it, he put down his fist and said, "Okay, I made a mistake in this sentence, I apologize." ”

"Uh......"

Xia Wenhao and the old ghost were confused by Zhang Fanyang's sudden apology, you look at me, I look at you, the atmosphere is awkward and I don't know how to take it at all.

Zhang Fanyang glanced at the two who were stupid, and said suspiciously: "What?" Isn't it right to know that mistakes can be corrected? ”

"That'...... Just apologize? ”

Looking at the aggrieved expression of the old ghost, Zhang Fanyang's eyes widened: "In addition to instigating and touching porcelain, I haven't said anything about you sucking people's yang qi and wanting to harm people's lives!"

These two items are added together, but they are even more heinous than the first two, and you have to punch a hundred or so anyway, and I will beat you one less punch later...... Well...... Forget it, after all, I blamed you once, so it's better to take ten punches less. ”

The old ghost counted with his fingers, and there were still ninety of ten punches missing!

Thinking of being beaten again, the old ghost knelt on the ground, rubbed at Zhang Fanyang's feet like a song, and cried: "Master Heaven, that's all the old man, I was confused for a while, and I made a mistake after listening to other people's slander, and I asked Lord Heaven's subordinates to be merciful and give the old man a chance to repent and reform himself!" ”

The old ghost said as he leaned his face full of snot and tears on Zhang Fanyang's lap.

"Why, it sounds like you're still struggling? Come, come, come, this celestial master likes to listen to stories the most. ”

Zhang Fanyang pulled his leg out of the old ghost without a trace, and led them to the guest room where he had pasted the talisman paper.

The old ghost knew that he was not Zhang Fanyang's opponent, so he also became honest, and as soon as he entered the room, he consciously stood in the corner of the small wall, like a child who was punished for standing.

Zhang Fanyang released Zhao Yuting, who was trapped in the game console box, and used Juyang's rune paper for Xia Wenhao, before he sat down and said to the old ghost again: "Uncle Da, you can start your watch...... Speech. ”

The old ghost smiled bitterly and coughed, and then began to talk about his ups and downs...... of life.

The old ghost's real surname is Song, and he is the last descendant of the landlord's family who was born with a golden spoon.

Less than three years after he was born, his family was divided into the landlord class, not to mention that all the food and clothing were gone, and he had to be criticized with his parents.

When the days of criticism finally ended, his brother was the only one left in his family.

It's easy to survive the big collective and reform and opening up, and he has changed from a bare-bones commander to a group of children, he thought that his life should be a little better, right?

But God just doesn't like him. As soon as he left the house with two sons and a daughter, his wife became ill and died not long after.

He wanted to find his wife, but his children didn't agree, and they never came home. The five words "lonely, lonely and cold" seem to be tailor-made for him, and have become a true portrayal of his later years.

In the midst of boredom, he learned the "technique" of touching porcelain from the old aunt who often played cards together in the park. Under her instigation and stimulation, with the idea of "making some money if you don't touch it, you should stimulate your children if you don't touch it", and followed the old aunt on this road of no return.

After a few successful encounters, his courage became bigger, and his heart became more and more greedy.

One evening after a heavy snowfall, he looked at the thick snow outside the window, as if he saw a hundred-dollar bill all over the ground, and he was so excited that he hurriedly called his golden "partner", that is, the old aunt who took him up the "road".

Speaking of this, the old ghost sighed and continued: "Coincidentally, the old Mrs. Wang, who usually has nothing to do, said that day that there was something at home, and she refused to go out of the house.

I said a lot of good things at the time, but I didn't persuade her when my throat was smoking, so I hung up the phone and planned to go out by myself.

What I was thinking at the time was that I used to partner with her, and the money I got had to be divided equally between the two of us, but this time it was better for her not to go, wouldn't this money allow me to earn it myself. But who knows, when I go here, I go on foot, but when I come back, I float back......"

"Float back? …… You...... Dead? ”

Facing Xia Wenhao's question, the old ghost nodded with a wry smile and said: "The weather visibility was not good that day, the road was still slippery, I just fell in front of a Land Rover, and when I was thinking about how much it would be this time, I felt a sharp pain in my internal organs, and when I woke up again, I was already floating next to the car." ”

"I remember! You are the old man surnamed Song who failed to touch porcelain on a snowy day a few years ago and was crushed into two sections......"

Zhao Yuting also remembered the news of the year, covered her mouth and exclaimed, "No wonder I think you are familiar, it turns out that the front page headlines of various news at that time were your photos!"

And at that time, because the matter of touching porcelain had just been revealed in the public eye, you were still regarded as a negative example and taken to various legal programs as an example! ”

(End of chapter)