Chapter 233: "Living Buddha"
Squeak
One hand pressed on the doorknob to push the door open, and the door shaft of the door attached to "Fu" rotated.
He Cheng walked out calmly and closed the door again.
There were four floors between this floor and the hall on the first floor, but the sound was still clearly coming to his ears.
"I asked you to be a security guard, so you can protect this building for me, not let you sleep!"
"No, manager, I was in a daze and accidentally fell asleep"
The security guard rubbed his face aggrievedly, he didn't know what was wrong with him, so he fell asleep in the duty room in a daze.
"Didn't you sleep last night? The eyes are black like pandas, I tell you, you can't cheat money if you die with me! ”
The manager pointed upstairs and shouted, "Why don't you go and see, what's going on?" ”
"Okay, okay, I'll go!"
The security guard grabbed his rubber stick and walked to the elevator with his hat in hand.
"Why are your teeth so itchy?"
He bit twice with a strange "click", and his teeth collided clearly like porcelain plates and porcelain plates knocking each other.
The elevator door opened, and the security guard saw He Cheng coming out of the elevator, and greeted him cordially: "Found Master Zhang Wu?" ”
"Thank you, the matter has been negotiated, please bother"
He Cheng handed over another banknote, the security guard's face bloomed, and he said "raise your hands", but his fingers were very sensitive and pinched the money and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.
Black nails, black lips and white teeth, and clear dark circles, even if they are indirectly exposed to He Cheng's corpse poison, the security guards are not far from becoming zombies.
But he didn't notice it himself, but scratched his teeth strangely: "It's so itchy, it must be much more comfortable to bite with bones!" ”
He Cheng came to the hall and stood in front of "Hongji Yonggu" and looked at it for a long time.
The cunning rabbit still has three holes, how can the fox spirit only have this one foothold?
No, I should have gone out to find 108 strong men.
With He Cheng's strength, Jin Dan Zhang Susu, who dealt with the body of the Yuan God, could still win, and when he encountered the fox spirit who needed the cooperation of the saints of the three sects, the chances of winning were slim.
"Jingle Bell"
"Lama Qiannuo!"
The lama, dressed in a red robe and carrying a staff, walked into the building, with several small bells tied to the staff, which jingled as he walked.
He Cheng's corpse qi is suppressed in the body, unless the other party has a heavenly eye to see through He Cheng's body, otherwise it will be difficult to discover his zombie identity, Zhang Susu's Yuan Shen has the realm of Jindan, is he not also blinded?
The great lama observed for a long time, and suddenly said, "This is the four yin lands, unknown!" ”
"You're bald, can you speak?" The building manager, with his hand in the pocket of his suit pants, came to the big lama, lifted the gold-wire glasses on the bridge of his nose, looked down at the lama and said: "My building has just been built for less than ten years, what do you say, I don't know, what?" Curse me? ”
"Lama Qiannuo" Lama shook his head: "The building is built in the four yin lands, the yang people don't come, the ghosts recruit themselves, what evil things have happened to you here?" ”
According to the rumors of the vixen, there are very few residents in the building, and none of the shops are rented out.
The lamas are all right!
The manager smiled: "You asked outside, and then came to help me change the feng shui and cheat me out of money, right?" Let me tell you, there are three masters who have shown me feng shui during this time, Taoist masters, warlocks, and even head lowering masters, but unfortunately they are all liars! Guess what happened to them in the end? Let's all go to prison, haha! ”
"Lama Qiannuo"
But since there is a fate to meet, he can't sit back and ignore it knowing that there is something strange here.
The lama glanced at He Cheng with a strange expression.
"Hey, you're not welcome in our building, get out of here!" The manager has placed an eviction order.
bite
The elevator door opened, and the manager watched the security guard staggering out, and hurriedly walked over and asked, "What's going on up there?" Didn't you tear down my building, it only took ten years to build! ”
The security guard walked with his head down, staggering to the manager like a drunken man before stopping, and suddenly raised his head.
"Be careful!"
The lama's eyes widened, and the staff in his hand flew out.
Touch!
"Jingle Bell"
The staff hit the security guard's forehead, and the bell on the staff rang with a clang.
The security guard also fell to the ground with a thud.
"What are you doing to dare to beat my people? Believe it or not, call the police? ”
The manager was furious, but because of the bald donkey's strong martial arts and fear of loss, he could only say two words of heroism.
"Lama Qiannuo"
The lama rushed forward, stretched out his right hand and flickered forward and backward, a surge of spiritual power, and then slapped a palm on the forehead of the security guard, and the security guard who was struggling was immediately frozen.
Pouting your ass and not moving!
"Demon law, evil monk!"
The manager fell to the ground with a weak heel and was about to get up and run, but he heard the big lama say, "Look at this gentleman's teeth first."
"What's so nice about teeth!"
The manager said no, and was afraid that the disobedient would be stopped by the great lama with the same trick, so he reluctantly turned his head to look.
"Zombies!"
Under the dark lips of the security guard, there is a pair of corpse teeth, and the cold light is trickling!
Nervously stressed, the manager choked "uh" and fainted!
"There's one more!"
The Grand Lama picked up the staff on the ground and walked briskly forward.
At the top of the stairs, Zhang Wu had already become stiff, and his bones rolled down.
Before he got up, he was already fixed by the great lama's handprint!
He Cheng watched coldly, watching the level 28 great lama take action to solve the two-headed stiffness that was infected by him.
"This friend, there are two zombies here, there must be more advanced zombies around, please help keep an eye on the zombies, I'll go to the corpse demon!"
As he spoke, the great lama untied the Buddha beads around his neck and handed them to He Cheng!
His eyes were even more fixed on He Cheng's face, which meant that he would do it without receiving the Buddha beads.
There are not many people in the building, and there are stiff lines, and it is normal to be frightened and unconscious like a manager, on the other hand, He Cheng's expression remains the same, and it is impossible for him to be an ordinary person.
If a decent person takes this string of Buddhist beads, he will enjoy his expression, on the contrary, if the demon and monster take the Buddha beads, it will inevitably be like a snowman grabbing a red-hot iron ball, which will be injured or killed!
The Great Lama is to open the eyes of heaven for the living Buddha, remembering the important people in the past and present lives, He Cheng is naturally unwilling to let him die now.
But let him be tempted, as soon as he touches the Buddha beads, he will inevitably be exposed, and I am afraid that he will be surrounded by the saints of the three sects one step earlier!
Strike first!
He Cheng opened his mouth to smile, and was about to spit out the corpse qi and forcibly kill the great lama, but there were screams from two women behind him: "Dad, what's wrong with you!" ”
"Xiaoyi, slow down!"
Two women and a man walked into the building, which also interrupted the great lama's temptation of He Cheng.
"Who did this, and why did my dad look so ugly? Like a dead man! ”
Zhang Daru's eyes wandered back and forth between He Cheng and the Great Lama, and finally settled on the Great Lama.
Only he dressed strangely.
"Lama Qiannuo, it's not me who did it, but this donor has become a zombie!"
The Great Lama said.
"Zombies? What are you kidding, when I left just now, my dad was fine! ”
"Sister, Dad's teeth really look like zombies" Zhang Xiaoyi withdrew from Zhang Wu who was fixed with some fear.
"Nonsense!"
Zhang Daru stumbled, and she also saw the long corpse teeth in Zhang Wu's mouth.
She rolled her eyes, pointed to He Cheng and asked, "You happened to arrive at my house when I left, what's the matter with my dad, you say!" ”
He Cheng's eyes were always on the man who was traveling with him, and it wasn't until Zhang Daru spoke to him that he withdrew his consciousness from the "living Buddha".
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