I was pitiful and aggrieved: "Brother, you say, how can you spare me?" When a cow is a horse, a knife mountain and an oil pot, as long as I can do it, it is my duty to do it! ”

The little beggar's eyes darkened, let go of my chin, and stood up coldly, "No need. ”

Spare me?

But why was he displeased?

That's right, I insulted his reputation with unscrupulous words, and I should be angry, and I have to make amends!

I then stood up and patted the dust on my clothes and smiled: "I decided to make you a table of dinner to show your repentance!" ”

The little beggar's eyes were faint, but he did not refuse, "If you behave well, I will forgive you." ”

It was night, the autumn wind was rising, the bright moonlight spread all over the small courtyard, the little beggar and I sat under the osmanthus tree and looked at a table of delicacies (crossed out), a table of dark things that I don't know what looked at each other.

I worked hard, I really worked hard, I completely followed the method taught by Ziyu, steaming, frying, decoction and cooking, there are everything, how rich and rich it is, but the fire is a big loss, the time is a long time, the salt is a loss, and the appearance is ugly, in fact, the others are not bad, it can be called a perfect dinner of apology!

The little beggar sighed silently, took the dish closest to him, put it on the rice and looked at it by the moonlight for a moment, and only after he could identify something did he dare to put it in his mouth.

Then, he actually said to me, "It looks bad, but it tastes excellent." ”

He eats and enjoys.

I looked confused.

"You also eat a little, after all, you have to taste it yourself."

I looked at him as if he was tasting the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, and finally I couldn't hold back, trembling and shaking my hand to sandwich a black dish, and after thinking about it, I decided to be a drug hero.

In the mouth, chew twice.

Then he took a bite of rice.

Little liar!!!

He sat opposite and smiled, "There are blessings to share, and there are difficulties to share, I don't dare to suffer from your poison alone." ”

I was so angry that I wanted to scold, but suddenly I remembered trying the "gun", and I was so frightened that I swallowed it all back into my stomach, and almost choked on a full burp.

"Brothers go together all their lives, and they should share weal and woe, little beggar, I respect you!"

I can't eat the food, let's drink.

Osmanthus brews the liquor, pour you down, and I'll slip!

I don't know what happened to this kid today, he ate two mouthfuls of food after a sip of wine, and he didn't dislike the sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty taste.

Isn't the sense of taste out of order?

I drank a little on an empty stomach, and I felt dizzy and distressed for him: "Good guys, you don't have to give them face, I don't even give them face." ”

"I'm here to give you face, I've worked hard all night, and I have to eat what I cooked."

Hey, you see, the cold noodle Xiaoice Mountain is actually a warm-hearted little prince.

I staggered to my feet and sat down next to him, "Here, cheers, I'm done with you brother!" ”

Waiting for him to touch my cup, I didn't wait, but I waited for a magnified demon face.

The mellow aroma of wine hit me in the face, "Are you really stupid or fake stupid?" ”

Oh roar, break up, you think I'm stupid!

It is said that wine is strong and intimidating, and the ancients did not deceive me!

Before I could resolve the sin of trying the "gun", I actually reached out and viciously twisted his smooth and delicate cheeks and scolded: "You are stupid, you are the most stupid, your whole family is a big fool!" ”

He suddenly tore off my hand, pulled me into his arms, tightly restrained me with his arms, lowered his voice and asked with a slightly hoarse voice, "Don't you still understand?" ”