Chapter 52: Husband and Wife Funeral
When Wu Zheng came to the first floor angrily, he saw that Shu Qianer was already waving to him with the car keys.
Wu Zheng sighed, after all, he had received a lot of favor from Zhang Dali, so he still didn't want Zhang Dali to have an accident, and hoped that she would wake up.
Shu Qian'er hugged Wu Zheng and left, and when she passed by the reception, she didn't forget to shout to the female receptionist with heavy makeup: "Goodbye, auntie!" ”
The feminine grinning tooth and the powder on his face fell.
Walk outside the building and take a look, it is really domineering, Zhang Dali gave Wu Zheng a black brand-name car, the logo is several circles, it should not be long after starting, brand new as ever.
Shu Qianer smiled like a fat man of several hundred catties, carrying Wu Zheng for a ride, but Wu Zheng stopped him and said, "Go to the coffin shop to buy something first." ”
Shu Qian'er shuddered and muttered, "It's really a disappointment." ”
But the owner of this car is Wu Zheng after all, Shu Qianer is just a driver, he took a salary of 10,000 yuan, how dare he disobey, and followed the tips of the navigation to the coffin shop that Mrs. Yao said.
Wu Zheng took a look, the coffin shop was located on a main road, although the surrounding area was not bustling and lively, but the traffic was weaving and noisy.
Wu Zheng frowned, didn't get out of the car, but waved his hand and said, "This one can't work, go to the next one." ”
Shu Qianer complained: "Where is the next one, the coffin shop is not a clothing store, so it is not easy to find ......"
As soon as the words fell, he was yelled at by Wu Zheng: "Isn't there a navigation in the car?" Won't you look it up? If I can't find it, I'll walk through the streets and alleys until I find the one I'm happy with! ”
Shu Qianer was frightened by Wu Zheng's momentum, didn't dare to say more, entered the coffin shop on the navigation, and drove there, but he found four or five houses, Wu Zheng was not satisfied, Shu Qianer had no choice, and finally it really became an aimless wanderer.
More than two hours passed like this, until nightfall, when the lights were on, Shu Qian'er yawned non-stop, his stomach screamed, and the car turned a corner on a certain road, Wu Zheng's eyes suddenly lit up: "Stop!" ”
Shu Qianer followed Wu Zheng out of the car, and saw a steaming noodle restaurant opposite, so he said happily: "Old Wu still understands me and knows that I am hungry." ”
Who knows, Wu Zheng didn't say anything, bypassed the noodle shop and walked straight towards a small alley, Shu Qianer took a closer look and found that there was a yellowed signboard on the wall of the noodle shop, which read "Husband and Wife Funeral Supplies Store" and pointed to the inside of the alley with an arrow.
Shu Qian'er endured her hunger, followed up, and when she entered the alley, she found that there were no street lights, there were small courtyards on both sides, the courtyard walls were towering, and the large trees in the courtyard were luxuriant, making the alley dense and gloomy.
Shu Qianer turned on the built-in flashlight of the mobile phone, and then he could barely see his feet, and after passing more than a dozen houses one after another, Wu Zhengcai pointed to the two dilapidated courtyard doors and said, "That's it." ”
Shu Qian'er took a fixed look, there was a piece of green tissue paper hanging on the dilapidated courtyard wall, on which was written "husband and wife funeral supplies store", there was no knocker on the two gates, but there were two one-foot-long paper figures hanging with ropes, men on the left and women on the right, wearing red and green, black eyes and red lips, with strange expressions.
There was a ray of light in the courtyard, flickering on and off, like a ghost fire.
Shu Qian's throat tightened, and he said: "Old Wu, this place is very weird, you see that those two villains are like hanging themselves at the door, and ghosts dare to live in such a place." ”
Wu Zheng glanced at Shu Qian'er, and said evilly: "You better take care of your mouth, the paper man on the door can watch you, you say bad things about them, be careful that they retaliate against you!" ”
At this moment, a yin wind blew, blowing the two paper figures to shake, so it was not terrifying, Shu Qianer trembled, and goosebumps had quietly appeared.
At this moment, an old voice came from the direction of the courtyard gate: "I live here, according to your will, am I a ghost?" ”
The voice is rough and rough, and cold as frost, I don't see the person, I only hear the voice, don't say it, under the background of this dark environment, it really looks like a ghost!
Shu Qian'er's mother screamed, she was already hiding behind Wu Zheng, and said tremblingly: "Old Wu, the paper man has spoken, use the yin and yang technique to ......."
Wu Zheng was unmoved, as the sound stopped, the courtyard door slowly opened from the inside, and a hunched old man walked out, his whole body was in the shadow of the big tree, and it was difficult to distinguish his facial features.
Wu Zheng hurriedly clenched his fists and smiled: "Old man, my friend has a stinky mouth, don't mind, I'll buy you something." ”
The old man hummed weakly, turned around and led Wu Zheng and the two into the door, and then pointed to the house on the south side and said: "The big coffin, the small wreath, the boy with the lamp is on the left, wearing a shroud, burning paper money, and the girl who scatters wealth is standing on the right, what the young man needs, go and pick it yourself." ”
Wu Zheng raised his feet and slowly walked into the south room, the whole room has more than 100 square meters, the left side is full of coffins of different sizes, some black lacquer bodies, some whiteboards are plain, the right side of the room is full of dazzling paper products, all kinds of wreaths, paper people and paper horses, all available.
Shu Qian'er followed Wu Zheng closely and did not leave, he always felt that this place was not normal, turned his head, and was frightened and screamed, only to see a pale old woman appear at the door at some point, with a cloak and a deep eye socket, and a half-finished paper figure in her hand, only her body and no head.
Wu Zheng still kept a smile on his face, and asked his mother-in-law how to say hello, and the old woman nodded as a greeting, and then went into the house and sat in a corner, busy working alone.
Wu Zheng walked out of the courtyard and said to the old man before: "Old man, the things I need are not in it, I am Mr. Yin and Yang, and I want to buy a magic weapon to kill demons and catch ghosts." ”
After two seconds of silence, the old man opened his chapped lips and said an inexplicable sentence angrily: "The road to heaven is not accessible to people, and the road to human beings is often through ghosts; The ghost road has a direction, and there is no way back! ”
Wu Zheng understood and replied: "There are no ordinary children in the fairy world, there are yin souls in the world, and the souls will not disperse, so there will be yin and yang people!" ”
This is the joint code word between peers in the Yin and Yang world, Wu Zheng snickered in his heart, he guessed correctly, this old man is really Mr. Yin and Yang!
Generally, the store for business will be chosen in a place with a large flow of people, and it is impossible for anyone to patronize this kind of corner, so it is obvious that this old couple is not doing business at all, and they are just a cover for opening a store.
Cover what? To cover up your identity, to cover your whereabouts, of course!
But immediately, Wu Zheng's heart became nervous, he did not forget for a moment the scene of his good brother rat being abducted by the paper man on the ghost stage, Jia Ye and Wu Zheng said that it was the method of the paper family in the twelve families of Yin and Yang.
There is a room full of wreath paper people here, could it be that this old couple is the heirs of the paper family?
Wu Zheng took a heavy breath and asked solemnly: "Old man, may I ask, the twelve families of yin and yang, have you heard of it?" ”
The old man snorted coldly: "Nonsense, of course I've heard of it!" ”