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Regarding yesterday's million, Lao Han deducted half of it in advance, so Ding Ermiao only got a bank card of 500,000 yuan, and now it is still in Wanshugao's pocket. But as a customer, Wang Haolan really paid a million.

But what Wang Haolan said just now is a bit interesting. Ding Ermiao heard clearly, what he said was a little "little trouble". A little trouble, you have to bid a million to settle it, it seems that this boy is either too much money, or too stupid, or a lot of money is stupid.

"Introduced by Lao Han? Then yesterday's 500,000 was also given by you? Ding Ermiao asked.

"Yes, but what I gave to Lao Han at the time was one million, as for how to distribute it between you, I don't know." Wang Haolan said with a smile.

Ding Ermiao thought for a while and said, "I'm the next business, but I've been too busy in the past few days......

"It's okay, I can wait." Wang Haolan showed a mouthful of white teeth and said with a smile: "Ten days and a half months, I can wait." ”

"You can wait, that's the best." Ding Ermiao smiled: "Give you three minutes, briefly talk about your little hemp [Wan] [book] [bar] novel wanshuba.com annoying." If it's not too troublesome, I'll help you solve it, and you don't have to wait. ”

"Okay, Mr. Ding is really fast." Wang Haolan smiled and said, "My trouble is that there is a ghost who doesn't know what to do now, pretending to be my identity and living in the world." ”

Yes? And such things? Ding Ermiao was also stunned when he heard it.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Dude, do you mean to say that there is a monster that has become your appearance, spends your money, drives your car, eats your family's food, and soaks your horse ......? Wan Shugao leaned over and asked.

Li Na, the beautiful woman next to Wang Haolan, her fair face was slightly red, and she turned her head to look to the side.

Although it is said that picking up horses is also a colloquial phrase now, for people with self-respecting status, the word horse is obviously dejorative and disdainful.

"That's roughly ......" Wang Haolan was not angry because Wan Shugao spoke vulgarly, and still said lightly:

"Now I'm in the mountain city, and the monster that has become me appears in the capital from time to time, around my classmates, friends and relatives, and sometimes suddenly appears in the mountain city, and the two places are chaotic. The reason why I carry a video camera is to film my every move and prove that I am still myself. ”

Wan Shugao patted his head: "It's a little messy!" ”

Wang Haolan thought for a while and said: "Because that monster often pretends to be me to do some unbelievable things, last month in my name, pledged 50 million to charity, causing me to be collected by charity every day." So I announced that all my decisions now about socializing with real family and friends will be conveyed through live cameras. The 'I' without camera proof is a monster, so everyone doesn't believe it. ”

"Sleeping with a video camera?" Wan Shugao looked at Wang Haolan and Li Na with bad intentions. What he meant was to ask if he had filmed the scene of the circle and the fork, and wanted to ask for a seed.

Wang Haolan nodded: "Twenty-four hours, I live under the camera." ”

"What if the monster also gets a camera and pretends to be you to post a message?" Wan Shugao continued to ask.

"I don't understand that either, the yokai is on the camera, you can't see it. He often pretends to be me, but every time I call up the video, I can't see him on the video. So I proved myself with the camera, and he couldn't impersonate. ”

"Why didn't you call the police?" Li Weinian asked.

Wang Haolan shook her head helplessly: "I called the police, I can't catch him, and the gun can't be killed." He could turn into a gust of wind and run away at any time. ”

Sure enough, it was a small trouble, and Ding Ermiao was depressed. Judging from Wang Haolan's narrative, which Yin God did he offend, is it the City God, the Night Wandering God? Or land? But regardless of the land of Chenghuang, this is not easy to do.

Because he is only a disciple of Maoshan and a ghost-catching mage, not a god-catching mage.

"If you have a debtor, people won't come to you for no reason, right?" Ding Ermiao asked nonchalantly.

"Mr. Ding, that's true." Wang Haolan sighed and said:

"Two hundred miles to the north, between Shancheng and Gwangan, there is a golf course, which I invested and built. Construction started two months ago, but there is a dilapidated temple in the stadium area, and there is a clay statue in the temple, and the nearby villagers dare not move it, and the workers dare not move it. With a sledgehammer in hand, I personally smashed the clay statue and ordered everyone to tear down the ruined temple. And that's it ever since, and the trouble keeps ......"

"You're awesome." Ding Ermiao rolled his eyelids and asked, "Do you know what god is enshrined in that temple?" ”

Can demolishing temples and demolishing people's houses be the same? The people are in a hurry, and they are fighting with the captain of the city management brigade, you demolished the temple, can the gods let you go?

"I don't know what god is, it's just an ordinary portrait, dressed in cloth in the Ming Dynasty, with a big placket, two pieces of clothing, I haven't seen any god look the same as him." Wang Haolan thought about it and said: "He also met with me and warned me that he would ruin my reputation. ”

"The local villagers don't know what kind of god it is?" Li Weinian frowned.

He grew up in the countryside and has seen some people in the countryside. It is reasonable to say that every ruined temple, even if it has no name, but the people in the vicinity always know what god is enshrined here. Even Wong Tai Sin, that has a name.

Wang Haolan shook his head: "I visited a lot of local folks, and no one knows who he is." When everyone has something, they just go to burn incense, which is said to be very effective. ”

Coughing twice, Ding Ermiao said: "To untie the bell, you must tie the bell." It is easy to eliminate bad luck. If you build a temple on the spot, reshape the clay statue, worship with three animals, and sincerely admit your mistakes, there should be no big deal. ”

"There is no reason for this!" Wang Haolan shook his head resolutely and said:

"This monster takes my name and ruins my reputation, and it is not a good kind! I, Wang Haolan, am a dignified man, a dignified seven-foot man, and I will never admit my mistake to a monster. Since ancient times, evil does not prevail over good, and I don't believe in the greatness of the world, so I can't find a master who can subdue him. If Mr. Ding Ermiao feels embarrassed, I will ask Gao Ming to do so. This million, the right to make everyone know each other, and the money for a meal is invited to you. ”

Min, this is the method of agitation! Ding Ermiao's face burned slightly, and said, "Don't provoke me, there is absolutely no reason to return the business I have taken." When I solve the matter in front of me, I'll meet that youkai! ”

"Thank you." Wang Haolan gave up his hand.

Li Na beside him also showed a faint smile.

Wan Shugao looked Wang Haolan up and down, and said disdainfully: "Are you seven feet tall?" It doesn't look like it, bragging. ”

"Oh......, it's just over a foot away." This time it was Wang Haolan's turn to blush.

Ding Ermiao jumped into the sports car, asked Li Weinian to drive, left Wang Haolan and his group behind, and went straight to the hospital.

Anyway, Wang Haolan can wait, let him wait.