The moon descends according to the clouds, the rooster cries five watches, and the day is dawn.

"Hey, hey, hey~, cousin, I'm here~"

The police captain drank heavily all night, and was helped back to the township office by a group of men, and turned on tiptoe in front of the door.

"Captain, it's dawn, it's not good to disturb Miss, okay?"

With his eyes on the left and the outside on the right, the crooked hat-clad policeman proposed.

"Smack!"

The slap hit the ears and eyes of the squint-eyed policeman, and the wind was blocked into his head, and the policeman spun around in place and collapsed to the ground.

Stars in both eyes.

"I—I'm the captain, and you're ...... Captain? Yes! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu shot a shot...... Killed......"

"You are, you are~"

Another tall and thin man hurriedly helped the police captain and complimented: "You forgot, the Western doctor examined Ritsuji and said that he called exotropia caused by myopia, and he must get it...... What do you have to ....... He's blind, and of course he can't comprehend your handsomeness, captain, like a bear! ”

"Or Deng Zi, you can speak, Ritsu Er, wait until I take down my cousin and then clean you up!"

"You just think he's a fart, just let it go"

Deng Zi glanced at Ritsu Er, and Ritsu Er was annoyed by the captain who was either beating or scolding, but his body rolled up flexibly and bowed, "Captain, I wish you success on the horse, success immediately, and success under the horse."

will have an idiom, and he can also make up more than a dozen rhyming ones.

"Count you kid will say"

The police captain patted Ritsu Er on the shoulder drunkenly, and then lowered his voice and said, "I'll take down my cousin later, and let her introduce me to Xu Dashuai, and then the brothers will go to the town with me, eat and drink spicy food, why do you still run with a gun three times a day?" Riding a foreign car in the morning and evening, it's okay to listen to music in the restaurant! ”

A few policemen had straight eyes and listened excitedly.

"Captain, do you still have to paint your gun?"

Deng Zi mentioned, and quietly took out a small porcelain bottle in his hand.

This is where the town brushes Guan Gong knives and spits fire to practice flower guns.

Generally, there are jugglers in the street market stalls, and there are only a few people who reward money, so they will buy some strong pills and aphrodisiacs by the way.

This thing has no effect, and no one is embarrassed to come to the door to find faults, and it is a dumb business.

The vial of "wax" in Deng Zi's hand is a good medicine to be smeared outside, and many widows and daughters-in-law have tried to throw away their names and open their legs and wait for it to come.

"Although the captain hardly needs this thing, he is also prepared...... Ahem"

After collecting the "wax" without a trace, the police captain turned around and was about to leave, when he suddenly said, "I heard that my cousin is still a chick, let's play some excitement later, no matter who calls for help, you are not allowed to come in!" Hurry up and I'll kill him! ”

"Yes, yes, don't worry, captain, I wish the captain a good time!"

"Hmph" the police captain shrugged his shoulders proudly, "Squeak~" pushed the door and walked in.

Lewd/trivial laughter combined with the movement of the door on the leash: "Cousin, I'm coming~"

A few policemen who had just nodded their heads suddenly pouted, "As long as he doesn't apply wax, he has to lift his pants out after a sip of tea, so let him collapse on the bed/"

"But don't say it, the captain's cousin's milk is really not small......"

“……”

……

The police captain bolted the door with his backhand, and saw his cousin He Feng lying on his side with his back to him, and squeezed out a lewd/laughing drunk face: "Hehe, cousin~ If you don't see me overnight, it's like three autumns, can you let me touch/touch your hand?" ”

He Feng's face was against the wall, a pair of corpse teeth were exposed, and panic flashed in his eyes.

However, he still reached out to the police captain who came to the bedside.

"Slip! It's smoother than mutton fat jade! ”

The police captain grabbed He Feng's arm and savored it, it was strange to say, He Feng was wearing gauze gloves earlier, and the police captain could feel calloused and grinding when he grabbed it, and he couldn't make it without carrying a basket for four or five years.

When I grabbed it in my hand again today, I only felt that it was more slippery than the hands of those pampered nuns~

How can his hand be honest, climb up along He Feng's wrist, pinch his shoulder, and see that his cousin He Feng is not struggling, and the police captain secretly has a play.

Suddenly, He Feng rolled over and sat up, breaking away from his hand.

He also sobered up a little, and secretly said bad in his heart.

You can't do bad things because of the monkey's urgency, if you forcibly pick up/gun and get on the horse today, the chance of climbing into Xu Dashuai's chariot by yourself will be slim!

Who knew that He Feng suddenly put his hands on his neck and rubbed them gently.

"Comfortable~ It's so comfortable, cousin~"

The police captain secretly said in his heart: "It turned out to be a/goods, then it's easy!" ”

But he couldn't see it, He Feng slowly pulled his collar open, his mouth wide open, and the ugly corpse teeth slowly approached the neck of the police captain.

"Vomit"

Hefeng retched, it turned out that the place where she was going to go down, there was a pustule the size of a child's fist!

The pustule glows with white light, and it may explode at any time!

"What's wrong? Cousin~"

The police captain turned his head with a grin, and saw his cousin looking at him with a hideous face, a pair of long corpse teeth sticking out!

……

Outside,

Two policemen huddled together and lit a cigarette on a fire.

"Help! Zombies! ”

The policeman who was smoking suddenly raised his head and bumped into his companion, "Suffer, the captain is in danger!" ”

"Hey! Fuss! ”

His companion pressed his shoulder, and with a cigarette in his mouth, he said leisurely:

"You forgot what the captain commanded?"

"No matter who calls for help, you won't be allowed to go in," the policeman remembered.

"It's going to be a tune, don't you believe you'll listen to it again?"

The two of them squeezed their eyebrows and got closer, and they heard the captain's cry of ecstasy/soul from inside, with a three-point cheap taste,

"Cousin, it's so comfortable~"

Inside the house,

Bed/upper cousin He Feng is pressing against the police captain, with a mouth on his neck.

The corpse's teeth pierced through the flesh and punctured the blood vessels.

Blood poured into Hefeng's throat and followed her to swallow it in one gulp.

The red glow in her eyes became more and more intense, but the aura of the police captain became weaker and weaker......

It wasn't until evening that the door was opened again.

"Captain! Awesome! ”

As soon as the police captain came out, his subordinates gave him a thumbs up.

"Humph!"

It was dark and the lights were dim, and several policemen only saw their captain waving again, and followed in confusion.

Ooh!

As soon as they entered the door, they saw the captain's cousin, undressed, with a smooth back facing them.

A few ghosts wanted to move over to look at the front.

The captain smiled and locked the door.

The black clouds became thicker and thicker, and there was no moonlight, and several screams broke through the roof, and finally were blocked in the air by the black clouds.

"Ah!!h

……

"Master, let's go pick up that little ghost"

Ah Hao couldn't sit still and urged a single eyebrow.

"The Western zombie hasn't been found yet, and the little guy has no problem following his uncle."

"That white-haired zombie can suck blood at a glance, and if the little ghost follows him, maybe he will learn badly!"

"Alas"

Yimei Dao Chang stood up, his stomach ache had long been cured, and he walked back and forth in the hall with his back hand.

"Let's go, let's go pick him up!"

"Yes, master!"

Ah Hao and Fang were overjoyed, and in order to show their sincerity, the three of them went with their bare hands.

As long as He Cheng didn't have the exact intention of harming people, they couldn't choose to kill the little zombie's uncle.

As soon as the three of them left the house, they bumped into the same village, "Third uncle, don't sleep at night, come out for a walk?" ”

Croppers, poor places, those who have wives can still drum up twice at night, and those who don't have daughters-in-law go to bed early.

It's dark and there aren't many people still on the streets.

"It's the township office, the gun has been fired, let's gather in front of the gate of the township office"

"Township office? What the hell! ”

The three masters and apprentices subconsciously noticed that something was wrong, and there must be a demon when something went wrong, so the three masters and apprentices temporarily changed their route and walked towards the township office.