Chapter 1 Crossing is a broken belly
Mingshuang's roommate Cheng Yu is a newcomer author of Chujiang Novel Network, and he spends his days and nights typing keyboard code words, just hoping to be on the list one day. As an upright single young man without a girlfriend, instead of writing a brainless cool essay about the male protagonist's golden finger circling the earth twice to collect the harem, Cheng Yu is obsessed with writing romance novels in which the heroine is crazy and cool and reaches the pinnacle of life.
As a good national roommate, Mingshuang has always done her best to support her roommate's creative path, and will also feed nutrient solution on time to give gifts. Cheng Yu's recent serialized book is called "Fairy is Hard to Do", and the background is an ancient style and a real routine. The cool heroine is talented, cultivating divine skills and fighting mythical beasts, and while tossing the world upside down, she has attracted a large number of beautiful men who are willing to accompany her to do things, and finally everyone happily dominates the world.
Mingshuang, who chased the whole book, silently knocked three full stops in the comment area, and looked at the number of floors that actually accounted for 250L, he rolled his eyes and resigned himself to watering his roommate with nutrient solution, I have to say that in fact, Cheng Yu is writing fantasy in the skin of romance, replacing men and women.
On the other hand, Cheng Yu just finished "Fairy is Difficult", first received the manuscript fee to recharge the game, and then used the remaining money to buy a bunch of promotional snacks, ready to share with his loyal fan Mingshuang.
When Cheng Yu returned to the bedroom with a large bag of snacks, Mingshuang was lying on the bed and was paralyzed, and the computer screen on the desktop was still on the page of the finale of "Fairy".
Next, the two of them began to eat potato chips while chirping, while discussing which male protagonist in the novel has tens of millions of beautiful men in the harem, which male protagonist is more popular with the female protagonist.
"Ling Xiaozi is our appointed male number one, you see that he sheltered others from the wind and rain when the heroine was not yet grown, and he did not hesitate to offend the big demon king, it is true love." The author, Jun Chengyu, took a bite of potato chips and said.
"But hasn't the heroine been making trouble with the Demon Venerable since she defected to the Immortal Gate? The two of them are still double cultivating, and the heroine's blood is given to the Demon Venerable. Reader Jun Mingshuang retorted with two bites of potato chips.
"Oops, anyway, I'm the author's father, I have the final say, anyway, in the end, the heroine opens the harem, and Lingxiaozi is the eldest wife."
The two chirped crookedly for a long time, and suddenly Mingshuang felt unbearable abdominal pain, and cold sweat broke out all over his body, so he could only cover his stomach and squat down, Cheng Yu was just about to ask what was going on when he also felt a tingling pain in his stomach.
"?" Cheng Yu, who couldn't help but burst into foul mouth, looked at the small half bag of potato chips left in his hand and found that it had just expired today.
"Potatoes, potato chips are poisonous......" Mingshuang fell to the ground and curled up, feeling that his consciousness had blurred, and finally his eyes went black and fainted.
Seeing that his roommate was finished, Cheng Yu cursed in his heart that he really couldn't buy promotional food, and then he lost consciousness with his eyes rolled and collapsed on the ground, still holding the bag of expired potato chips in his hand.
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"Senior brother, wake up, woo woo woo, it's all my brother's fault for being injured, woo woo ......woo
Mingshuang only felt unbearable pain in her abdomen in a daze, and every time she breathed, the pain spread, which was considered to be a lot of torture in her body. And the continuous sobbing in my ears made my brain almost explode, which was another kind of mental torture.
Mingshuang, who had suffered double damage, was distraught thinking that this person who had been whining and whining was still endless, and he didn't know that he thought this person was mourning.
Mingshuang's wake-up anger wasn't particularly severe, but he could feel his anger rising as he cried. Finally, at the height of his rage in a wave of weeping and hiccup attacks, he opened his eyes with a frown, and snorted impatiently, ready to give the monster a kick.
He tried to bend his legs and kick the quilt away, but felt an unbearable pain. The anger that was woken up suddenly shifted, Mingshuang gently pulled open the quilt, and when she looked down, she found that she had an extra circle of gauze on her stomach. At this time, blood was oozing from the place where the gauze was entangled, probably because he had just tried to kick the quilt and pulled the wound.
Mingshuang thought about it carefully, didn't she just eat a poisonous potato chip? Why is my stomach still broken? Could it be an open surgery?
He wanted to ask for help from the doctors and nurses, and when he looked around, he found himself lying on a wooden bed with layers of curtains, and the furniture in the room was antique......
Mingshuang, who is well versed in dog blood routines, swallowed and saliva, looked at the monster who was crying on the side of the bed, it was a little girl with her hair combed in a bun and wearing a skirt, as if she was crying too intoxicated, and she didn't seem to notice that Mingshuang woke up at all.
Under the influence of his roommate's career, Mingshuang Expo Online Article, he can only default to crossing this situation, but there is no system assistance in his brain, and he doesn't know which world it is now, it seems that everything is the most unlucky type to cross by himself.
"Don't cry yet, my wound is bleeding......" Mingshuang couldn't figure out the situation, and wanted to deal with the broken stomach that was still bleeding first.
The little girl who was crying and hiccuping heard Mingshuang speak, first raised her head and looked at him suddenly, and then cried even more fiercely, and kept babbling and saying that it was her own fault.
Mingshuang was lying on the bed and had nothing to love, how could this little girl know how to cry if she didn't understand human words, and if she continued like this, she was afraid that she would lose too much blood and die.
But after a while, a cadre pushed the door in, led by a middle-aged man who looked very dignified, followed by several young men with concerned expressions.
"Is Ling Xiaozi's injury better?" The majestic man walked to the side of the bed and took Mingshuang's hand to cross some aura for him, his face was serious, but his tone was full of worry.
What the? Mingshuang felt a thunderbolt fall on the top of his head, scorching himself on the outside and tender on the inside. Lingxiaozi? It shouldn't be the Lingxiao Zi he thought......
"It's okay, it's just that the wound has just cracked open again." Mingshuang felt a stream of heat flow from the grabbed hand into the limbs, relieving the pain in her abdomen. But at present, I can't figure out the identity of the other party, so I have to respond with a vague title first.
The teenagers who followed the ticket behind the man began to chatter, probably asking Senior Brother Lingxiaozi how you saved your life from the hands of the Chixiao Demon Venerable, and why didn't you get slapped to death by the Demon Venerable.
Mingshuang felt that one head was two big, there were Chixiao Demon Venerable and Lingxiaozi, and now there was a chance that he had really crossed into "Fairy is Difficult". Thinking back to the plot of the novel, it should be not long after the beginning, Qingyumen went down the mountain to accept new disciples, and the heroine was taken back to the sect by Lingxiaozi, but unexpectedly when she went up the mountain, Chixiao Demon Venerable was killed halfway, Lingxiaozi tried her best to protect the heroine, and was slashed by Mozun.
Of course, the original work mainly focuses on the heroine's charm, so that two beautiful men fight for her, and there are only two sentences about Ling Xiaozi's injury. In short, when reading the book, I couldn't imagine how badly Ling Xiaozi, who served the heroine, was beaten by the Demon Zun, if it weren't for the life-saving aura of one of the heroine's harem, Ling Xiaozi might have been directly shot to death by the Demon Zun.
The wound in the abdomen is long and deep, and with the strength of the Demon Venerable, I am afraid that I can directly cut it in the waist if I move my fingers again, Mingshuang feels that the original owner Ling Xiaozi is really hard, and all the actions are for the heroine, and it is really not covered to go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire.
Mingshuang, who did not inherit Lingxiaozi's memory, began to recall the content of the novel, trying to match the person in front of him, the one who cried his nose should be the heroine Ling Qiqi, the majestic man is the head of Qingyumen and Lingxiaozi's master, and the other little radish heads are all passers-by.
In the book, Ling Qiqi did not have a completely smooth life in Qingyumen, although the teachers valued her talent, but they always disagreed with her and Lingxiaozi to form a Taoist couple. During this period, Ling Xiaozi wants to coax the heroine to be happy, to deal with the whole sect for the sake of the heroine, and to protect the heroine from being snatched away by other male protagonists such as the Demon Venerable, the Demon Fairy, the Hermit Master, etc., so don't be too tired. As a result, in the end, Qi Qi stole the magic weapon of Qingyumen and defected to the sect, and ran to unravel the seal of the demon bloodline on his body with the double cultivation of the Demon Venerable, and since then he has been invincible in the world. What's even more astonishing is that in the ending, Ling Xiaozi was able to live a happy life with the heroine and the heroine's harem, and the fairy friends of Qingyumen were really dead in vain.
Mingshuang looked at the monster who kept muttering beside the bed, and made up his mind to keep a distance from the female protagonist Ling Qiqi, whoever wants to be the male protagonist should be, he doesn't want to suffer this crime.
Relying on the false dao, the other disciples thought that they were disturbing Ling Xiaozi's recuperation, so they took them all out, leaving Ling Qiqi alone to take care of Mingshuang.
Don't, master, this monster can only cry, what do you expect her to take care of me. Mingshuang, who wants to be alone with the heroine, refuses in her heart, and she clearly orders Qiqi to do nothing, and she will only cry if she stays, is it because the heroine's halo has to let the two of them get together.
In the book, the original owner Ling Xiaozi always felt great pity for Ling Qiqi's tears, and all kinds of tenderness came to her heart, but Mingshuang heard Ling Qiqi crying and just wanted to slap her aside.
"Senior sister, go out, you don't have to accompany me here."
"Then how can I do it, my senior brother was injured for Qiqi, Qiqi felt extremely guilty in his heart, and he couldn't repay his brother's kindness."
"I don't need you to make a personal promise, you can get out quickly."
"No, when will Senior Brother get better, when will Qiqi leave."
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After some communication, Mingshuang found that there was no way to be in the same channel as the heroine, so she gave up and closed her eyes to sleep, and she didn't hear all those rumors.
It was late at night when he woke up again, and he was so tired from crying that he had fallen asleep, and Mingshuang still felt powerless when he tried to move his body. In the blink of an eye, I found that there was a figure by the window at some point, the person was dressed in white and had a clear temperament, and his figure was a young man about the same age as Ling Xiaozi.
Damn?! Look at the appearance of this moonlight breeze, could it be a beautiful man from one of the heroine's harem to rob people, Mingshuang closed her eyes and decided to pretend to be dead.
"Look at your embarrassing appearance, you shouldn't have been beaten stupid." The person by the window walked to the bed, and the beautiful boy who looked cold was very ruinous when he spoke, and his tone was very inadequate.
Mingshuang lay on the bed dutifully and pretended to be dead, anyway, the heroine is next to her, you are casual, it has nothing to do with me.
"Mingshuang, why don't you ignore me? What to pretend to be dead? The beautiful boy unceremoniously slapped the injured place of Mingshuang, and the pain made people grin and break their skills instantly.