"Giggle——!!"

The rooster raised his head and crowed, and the sun rose three poles.

Zhang boldly scratched his face and sat up from the straw mat and rubbed his eyes that were protected by eye feces.

"It's dawn?"

Then he was furious and punched the stone bricks hard: "That horse-faced weirdo lied to me!" And ghosts, who want to die! Bah! ”

In his heart, the horse-faced weirdos and the bettors are definitely the same group.

Zhang Daring just came home, and saw someone lying on the crack of his door watching the play, and he was annoyed and knocked on the door, but found a room of bloodstains!

His wife is gone!

Like squatting, when Zhang Daring was panicking, the head catcher of the yamen led a team to rush in and wanted to treat him for murder.

"No, I didn't!"

Zhang Daring waved his hand weakly, and suddenly a servant trotted over and said to the head catcher: "Boss Tan's family is all dead, and the death is extremely miserable!" ”

The headhunter was shocked: "What! ”

Boss Tan is the key to leaving the yamen, Boss Tan is dead, the provincial police station sends the police down, and the yamen of the previous dynasty has to get out, where to stay where it is cool!

"Let's go! Go to Tan House! ”

"This, Zhang Daring?"

"Let's go!"

When the group arrived at Boss Tan's house, a group of people had already gathered at the door, and when they saw the officials coming, they all retreated and squeezed out a way.

Boss Tan's skull was smashed open, the dog's legs were strangled to death, and the worst thing was the woman who was nailed to the ground through her chest.

Zhang's bold wife!

"My wife!"

Zhang boldly broke free from the servants who were holding him and rushed to his wife.

When my wife died, her eyes were still open.

"What's going on?"

The head catcher asked the officials who had investigated.

"The back room has not been turned over, and there is nothing else except for the dead"

"What else?"

"Look at the soles of your feet, the murderer is at least six feet! The power is great, and there should still be a fat corpse in this place, but now it's gone."

"Strange thing!"

The head catcher frowned, but saw Zhang boldly grabbing a shoe and putting it on the feet of the dead boss Qian.

"Sure enough, it's you! Sure enough, it's you! ”

The shoes are just right to wear, not too big or too small!

Zhang Daring kicked Boss Tan like crazy, turned around and ran to his daughter-in-law's corpse, and "snapped" a few times.

"I know you steal men! He died at Boss Tan's house at night! Damn it! Damn it! ”

The head catcher frowned slightly, waved his hand, and said, "Stop him!" ”

Several officials were obviously not Zhang Daring's opponents in anger, and they were kicked to the ground by him with three punches and two feet, not only that, but Zhang Daring also shouted at the neighbors: "The yamen and Boss Tan are in cahoots and let my wife hide, want to trick me into killing people, and make me confess!" Haha, I didn't expect to be killed at home! ”

"Shut up!"

The catcher raised his palm and stepped forward to slap his mouth, but he didn't expect the two to be evenly matched.

After fighting for a while, Zhang boldly turned around and fled.

The head catcher obviously didn't have the heart to care about Zhang Daring, he should think about how to solve the trouble in front of him now.

Zhang Daring fled day and night, crossed mountains and mountains, slept in the open air, and became farther and farther away from the sad place for the time being.

Let's talk about the other side,

Xu Zhenren, who was guarding the coffin in Yizhuang, spit out two puffs of cigarettes, and saw his nephew running in.

"Uncle Shi! Teacher! The master was bitten to death by a zombie! ”

"What!"

Xu Zhenteng stood up and helped up his nephew on the ground: "You slow down, what's going on!" ”

"Last night, the master cast a spell to deal with Zhang Daring, and suddenly a black/hairy zombie fell from the sky and killed the master!"

"If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, senior brother, this ......"

Xu Zhenren sighed: "What about Senior Brother's corpse?" ”

The nephew shook his head and said with a bitter face: "I don't know, I saw that the zombies didn't see me, so I fled."

"That zombie doesn't have to jump, and it can still talk, Uncle Shi!"

"Talking zombies!"

Xu Zhenren "snapped" and unconsciously broke the smoking gun, it is said that to the legendary flying zombie, zombies are rarely able to speak, how can it be black zombie?

"Are you sure it's a zombie?"

The nephew nodded vigorously, and his head was like kowtowing, "It's really a zombie, it sounds like the master still knows him!" ”

If he was his apprentice Ah Fa, who was not dead, Xu Zhenren would definitely think that he was making up the story, but the teacher and nephew in front of him were different, he was stunned, and he wrote a manuscript for him to read a lie, and it was estimated that he couldn't say it smoothly.

"Okay, follow me! Exterminating demons! ”

……

Sunset West Mountain,

On the hillside, the nephew pushed a small wooden cart, and Xu Zhenren walked in front with a peachwood sword.

"Since that zombie has wisdom, it is impossible to let you go, so I believe that he is using you as bait and wants to fish me out, so we will plan and set up a net to wait for him to come to the door!"

"Uncle Shi, what if that zombie doesn't come?"

"I will set up a big array, and the ghosts and spirits within a radius of several miles will be attracted to it, if he is really wise, he will definitely come!"

When it came to wisdom, Xu Zhenren remembered that when he was still surnamed Qian, his junior brother desperately protected the white-haired zombie he encountered, and knew how to hold an umbrella during the day!

"In my life, only zombies have to be killed!"

……

The sun sinks, the moon rises.

The night sky was dim with stars, and only a bright moon descended and a pillar of light hit the mountain. From a distance, it looks like the Monkey King poked the Dinghai God Needle Iron from the Guanghan Palace and put it on the mountain.

"It's coming!"

Xu Zhenren burned the yellow paper, and there were words in his mouth:

"The sky is clear, the earth is clear, please God descend to the altar to shine on the sky, Monkey King quickly manifests, stay in front of the altar to incarnate God, God incarnate, turn the sun and the moon into a clear light, Monkey King is honest, the gods are urgent, and they are as urgent as the law!"

Wearing a red belly pocket, the nephew who meditated and sat cross-legged in front of the altar listened to Xu Zhenren's mouth chanting a mantra, and jumped up, looking like a monkey, grinning and calling out to the open space.

Xu Zhenren, who had been prepared, picked up his toes, and a solid iron rod spun around and fell into the palm of his nephew's hand. The solid iron rod danced out of the stick flower, and it really has the posture of the monkey king.

Thin ropes.

A green fire entered the eyes of the two of them, and then into their eyes was a pair of white embroidered shoes.

With a delicate face, the soft woman saw the two of them and made a blessing: "The little woman's name is Xiaocui, she strayed into the deep mountains, the sky is dark and the mountains are slanting, and I ask the two sons to send me back~"

The iron rod smashed the woman's head with a "bang" in the wind, and when she lost her head, she screamed "ah" and disappeared immediately.

What is the difference between using beauty tricks on monkeys and scratching/farting/stranding on humans by female monkeys? Species aesthetics are not on the same level.

"Squeak! Hey——!! ”

The nephew scratched his ears and cheeks, jumped onto the iron rod and looked into the distance, he hit the stick just now very happily.

Suddenly, there was another movement.

Wearing a robe with red flowing cloud sleeves, the pants are white pants with loose leggings, and the feet are hot silver Xiangyun cowhide boots.

Walking is like jumping, leaping far away.

The person who came was the zombie He Cheng.

As soon as he looked at the face, the teacher and nephew held a stick and stabbed the gun, which hit the heart of the visitor.

"National Technology Grand View": "Zhongzhi is the master of the stick road, and Zhongping is upright." Regardless of the door or the door, the body and the instrument must be in a straight line, that is, the so-called meridian. ”

Poke the stick, strong and urgent, with the strength of twisting/waist turning arm to hit a stick, which is catering to the meridian stick in the straight!

The zombie blocks a stick hard, and does not panic.

By the moonlight, Xu Zhenren finally saw the appearance of the zombie who killed his senior brother.

"It's you!"

The roots of his angry teeth itched, and his face turned red.

The master and nephew who are in a stalemate, is this zombie very big? Why do my own masters and uncles know him?