Humans are terrible creatures, they are stupid and arrogant, and their curiosity is always happy to die.

Yes, they are always keen to create things that challenge the limits of human acceptance, and now, in front of Yuemi and Lin Lin is such a terrifying existence.

Red screams.

Laoshan white flowers, snakes, grass and water.

Jelly Belly Minion Edition Matchbox Bewitches Weird Beans.

Ignoring the dark snacks on the table that could probably challenge the limits of human taste, Yuemi and Lin Lin looked at each other with a smile.

The kind of grin on the lips, the kind of MMP in the heart.

"Lin Lin, since you bought these things online, you are responsible for eating them."

"No, no, no, isn't this because Yuemi, you don't believe that these things are really as unpalatable as they are said on the Internet, so I put them in the shopping cart?"

Although it is said that it was bought on a whim, whether it is Yuemi or Lin Lin, if you want to say that you don't have that little bit of caution in your heart, you are afraid that you will not believe it if you say it.

So the question is, what can I do to get her to drink that damn Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water?

At this moment, the hearts of one person and one ghost were synchronized, and they realized that this was war!

And the moment she realized it, Lin Lin took action, she smiled decently, and picked up the bottle of Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water as if she voluntarily lost in this war: "Since Yuemi, you have said so, then I will try it, I hope it is not as bad as I imagined." ”

“…… Huh? Then, well, then Lin Lin, be careful, if it's really hard to drink, just spit it out, there's no need to really drink it. ”

Probably didn't expect that Lin Lin, who usually always looks for opportunities to pit himself at such times, would give up so decisively this time, so Yuemi was a little stunned for a moment, hesitated for a moment and said a little worriedly.

Oh, you've got it!

Are you kidding? I'm going to give up the chance to trick you?!

On the surface, he made a look of being ready to be generous, Lin Lin almost laughed out loud in his heart, if he didn't want to continue acting, Lin Lin really wanted to pose a winner's pose and snorted coldly: Heh, woman.

So Yuemi is just a little girl after all, just a simple emotional card obediently jumped into the pit set by Lin Lin, and then as long as she unscrewed the bottle cap, and then stuffed the bottle mouth into Yuemi's little mouth at a speed that Yuemi didn't have time to react, everything would be as she planned...... Wait a minute?! Yuemi, why did you suddenly distance yourself from me?!

Damn! How can I play like this!

It's just going to make you can't play!

Yuemi felt that she was about to laugh out loud, let you sass, if you shirked each other as usual, in the end, it was estimated that neither Lin Lin nor herself would drink that bottle of dark drink, but as a result, Lin Lin's inexplicable IQ went offline, and he had to play some emotional card and forcibly play a wave.

What the hell are you I don't know?! Want to trick me into drinking a dark drink? It just makes me laugh! Let yourself die!

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Hiding far away, Yuemi still looked so worried on the surface, watching Lin Lin unscrew the cap of the bottle of Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water and paused, like a robot with no power.

…… How did this girl suddenly become so cunning! What now?

Now it can be said that it is a dilemma, although it is not impossible to admit defeat now, but when he thought that Yuemi might look down on himself with that kind of victor's expression in the future, maybe he would be stimulated with words, Lin Lin suddenly felt that even if he died in a glorious battle, he could not just raise the white flag and surrender.

Gritting his teeth, Lin Lin's heart was crossed, he raised his head and poured a mouthful, swallowed it with a grunt, and then an incredible look appeared on his vaguely translucent face: "...... It's unexpectedly ordinary, isn't it? It's a little bitter, but it's not an unacceptable taste. ”

Of course, this is still a lie, in fact, Lin Lin feels that maybe the water soaked in the socks that have not been washed for two years is better than this thing, and the disgusting feeling that goes straight to the soul makes Lin Lin feel that his brain is a little confused now, if it weren't for the strong obsession in his heart to let Yuemi experience this feeling, Lin Lin would definitely not be able to do it like this now-this is my strong love for you!

“…… That, Lin Lin, don't hold on if you feel uncomfortable, you know? You look a little more transparent than usual now......" I always felt that Lin Lin's state after drinking this dark drink was a little wrong, and Yue Mi took two steps back without a trace.

"No, no, no, Yuemi, I feel that I am in excellent condition now, really, this drink is actually unexpectedly delicious in retrospect now, Yuemi, you can also try it~" The smile collapsed a little, and Lin Lin, who realized that he could no longer deceive Yuemi, broke the jar and fell, holding the bottle of Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water and approaching Yuemi little by little.

“…… Don't! Lin Lin, stay away from me! ”

"I can't help you now! Stop me! Come and receive my love! ”

"I don't want that twisted love of yours!"

The chase battle didn't last long before it ended, after all, Yuemi's physical strength had never been very good, and she was soon pressed on the sofa by Lin Lin with one hand.

But although he caught her, Lin Lin couldn't do anything about her, after all, Yuemi covered her mouth with both hands, and if she wanted to forcibly break it off, it might hurt her - this was against Lin Lin's purpose, after all, she was playing with Yuemi now.

However, just when Lin Lin was about to give up, the doorbell rang from the entrance, and a bold plan suddenly appeared in her heart, so she simply let go of Yuemi, put away the Laoshan white flower snake grass and said: "It seems that there are guests coming, don't make trouble, Yuemi, you go open the door, I'll pack up my things and prepare black tea." ”

“…… Well. ”

Although he was a little hesitant to see Lin Lin simply give up Yuemi like this, he was a little relieved after seeing her put away all the dark snacks on the table, and went to the entrance according to Lin Lin's wishes, while Lin Lin floated into the kitchen.

"Huh? Kai Weihe, Weng editor? ”

Outside the door was an unexpected combination of Yuemi, muttering why these two people came, Yuemi opened the door and welcomed the two in.

"That, Kaiwei, why did you suddenly come over with Editor Weng......"

Because of what happened before, Yuemi was still a little embarrassed when she saw Weng Ruyu, so she poked her waist and asked in a whisper.

Ji Kaiwei touched Yuemi's hair soothingly, and responded: "Well, this, it's a bit complicated, let's talk about it later." ”

"Okay...... Then I'll go and bring out the black tea first......"

Yuemi hesitated and nodded, anyway, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one beckoning the two to sit down, walked into the kitchen, picked up the tray that Lin Lin had prepared for Yuemi's special teacups and the teacups for the two guests, and returned to the hall.

"That, Yuemi, it's been a long time."

In the end, it was Weng Ruyu who took the lead in breaking the silence and greeted Yuemi.

"Well, Editor Weng, it's been a long time, what happened before...... I'm sorry...... But I'm not going to change my mind. ”

always felt that maybe Weng Ruyu might talk to herself about the topic last time, Yuemi decided to give an answer first, and then she habitually picked up the teacup.

…… I always think that today's black tea is a little more fragrant than usual?

However, Yuemi didn't think about it so much, she blew a breath and took a small sip, and in the next moment, an indescribable taste that penetrated into the depths of her soul burst out from the tip of her tongue.

The smell of the sea, the smell of grass, the smell of salt water, the smell of monosodium glutamate, the smell of sweat, the smell of safflower oil, the smell of socks that have been worn for three days, the smell of frozen lard soaked in cold water, the smell of sea fish soup that has been boiled in clear water for half a month, all kinds of messy flavors are mixed together, and the fragrance of black tea hits Yuemi's mouth.

She squirted out successfully.