Chapter 10: Thirty-six Strategies for Snatching Relatives (1)

"What should I do?" Lemon was at a loss.

In the line of slaughtering hunters, Lemon is an expert, a set of routines that even cut and chop and stab three times have formed muscle memory, and when you meet a zombie hunter, you know how to get started, cut into slices and sprinkle oil, salt and green onions on the plate and serve it to the table, but she is a tabula rasa in the love field, according to Lemon's previous logic, if you want to grab Lu Xun, the easiest way is nothing more than to kill all competitors...... So she should have brought a knife to Ai Ye and chopped up the little girl.

"You're robbing a man, you know?" Belle said, "So what morality, what ethics, what rules of the game, all left me behind, and I must do whatever it takes!" โ€

"I'm robbing men." Lemon repeated, nodding.

"Although the situation is critical, there is no need to panic, the initiative is still on our side!" Belle said in a serious tone, "You and Lu Xun have known each other for a long time, and the relationship foundation is deep, this fateful friendship can't be shaken in a day or two!" Despite the fact that the enemy took the initiative to attack, shamelessly betrayed his hue, and came to dig into the corners of the wall every day, we must be calm, we must be calm! Don't mess with yourself at this time! โ€

"Calm down." Lemon nodded.

"The soldiers are coming, and the water is coming to cover the earth!" Belle shouted, "We must first analyze the difference in combat power between us and the enemy!" โ€

Lemon silently cast her gaze on the knife holder.

"That's not what I mean!" Belle interrupted her, "In a war of love, the knife can't win!" It's a bloodless battle, it's your brain, your charisma, your conversation, your attraction, your gestures, everything you have! You have to let Lu Xun's gaze stick to you and you can't move away! โ€

Lemon nodded, looking a little confused.

"You have to believe in yourself, that little girl Ai Ye is not your opponent at all...... You're twenty-one years old, but that little yellow-haired girl is only sixteen! You have an overwhelming advantage in age! Belle put her hands on Lemon's shoulders, "She's not as tall as you, not as big as you, and not as big as you!" Men love big breasts! You'll kill each other in seconds with this alone! โ€

Lemon was a little stunned, she looked down at her chest, subconsciously pinched it with her hand, and then looked at Belle's chest, and wanted to reach out to touch it in a daze, Belle was so frightened that she took a step back...... Once upon a time, she was so tired of the two clumps of fat on her chest that they were so heavy and in the way that they would interfere with her movements and the hunters, but now this nasty thing has become her money.

"Really...... Are you sure? Lemon asked.

Belle nodded affirmatively, "My idiot brother said that men like big breasts. โ€

Lemon relaxes.

"In addition, you are also better than her in appearance, men are sensual creatures, and they pursue sensual stimulation! A beautiful person of the opposite sex is definitely more eye-catching than an ordinary-looking one! Belle took a step back and looked at Lemon's face," objectively...... You can at least get more than 80 points in your appearance, and if you wear some light makeup, you will definitely be able to get 90 points! Among the so many girls in the safe zone, they are only slightly inferior to Sister Anna and me...... Sister Anna is first, I am second, you will definitely be able to rank third! โ€

Lemon raised her hand and touched her cheek, to be honest, she really didn't pay attention to her appearance, on weekdays, lemon is rare to look in the mirror all day, in lemon's view, the purpose of the eyes is to see, the purpose of the nose is to breathe, the purpose of the mouth is to make sounds, the ears are the auditory organs, the role of the five senses is to perceive the outside world, she has never had the concept of "appearance".

As soon as Belle mentioned it, Lemon realized that she had this ability...... The ability to attract the opposite sex, it is like always in your own pocket, and you have never taken it out.

For all these years, no one has ever reminded Lemon that you are a girl...... She lives a life between a man and a woman, and Lemon doesn't know what life is like as a girl.

"Ai Ye's appearance is not as good as yours! She's not as big as you...... She doesn't even have eight-pack abs! How do you compare to you? You can do 120 sit-ups in under a minute! She probably won't be able to make even one! Belle said, "Unless Lu Xun is a perverted lolita, you will outperform the other party in terms of external hardware!" โ€

"What do you mean by perverted lolicon?" Lemon wondered.

Belle scratched her head, "It probably refers to a certain type of person who has an extraordinary interest in petite and soft voices, young girls, most of them are bald and greasy middle-aged men, this kind of person is called Lolicon." โ€

"Isn't Lu Xun Lolicon?" Lemon asked.

Belle was stunned and choked.

"Won't it?"

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"How long has it been since you've seen Lu Xun?" Belle asked.

Lemon recalled, "Maybe it's been a little over a week." โ€

"No way!" Belle shook her head, "Ai Ye goes to Lu Xun every day, you sit here and wait, it will only make the opportunity go to waste, even if you have advantages in all aspects, but you can't stand the other party's soft grinding and hard bubbles, I think Lu Xun may soon be unable to resist the other party's temptation, disarm and surrender......"

"If you're not there, then the enemy will be able to increase their weight in Lu Xun's heart without hindrance! She's already started to deliver food and drink, and she might be able to pack herself in a box and send it to someone at any point...... Do you think that idiot can handle Lu Xun? โ€

"What should I do?"

"What to do? What else can I do? Grab it! Belle said viciously, "Hold Lu Xun in your arms in front of that girl and kiss her for half a minute, and then condescendingly declare your sovereignty and tell her that this person is yours, and whoever dares to rob it will not blame the old lady for being polite!" Completely dispel that girl's non-trivial thoughts, and run over the enemy's ambitions! Crush her to shreds! โ€

"What...... What is French ...... Deep kisses? Lemon was a little frightened and a little dazed, and she realized that she didn't understand anything.

Belle covered her face silently, "Okay, let's take our time, it might be a bit too hasty for you to go straight to this step." โ€

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"First of all, you're a girl, girl, you know?" Belle said, "You have to have clothes, you have to know how to wear makeup, you have to be coquettish, these are the things that a girl must have, you know?" โ€

Clothes?

Lemon looked down at the black combat suit on his body, "Is this okay?" If not, I still have a gilly suit......"

Makeup?

"Does combat camouflage count as makeup?" Lemon asked weakly, "What about gas masks?" โ€

As for coquettishness......

Lemon was silent for a moment, what is coquettishness? It seemed like she had heard the word for the first time.

Belle covered her face silently, took a deep breath, and stabilized her psychology, "Okay, don't give up!" Don't give up! Let's take our time! Let's take our time! โ€