Chapter 47: Pretending to be crazy and selling stupidity
Although the old lady was worried about Qing'er's safety, she was relieved when she heard Wu Zheng's oath, after all, Wu Zheng at this moment was already a Yin Yang master-level existence in the old lady's heart, and her ability was strong.
At this time, Shu Qian'er's stomach screamed a few times, and the old lady glanced at him unhappily, and complained to Wu Zheng: "Young man, making friends is about like-mindedness, how can such a powerful Mr. Yin and Yang like you get mixed with someone like him?" ”
Seeing that Shu Qian'er was becoming more and more discouraged and depressed, Wu Zheng said with a smile: "Old man, you are an old horse who has lost his front hooves, look away once, although my fat brother looks a little abnormal, but in fact he has a lot of money in his belly, I won't tell you that he is practicing our yin and yang art of pretending to be crazy and selling stupidity!" ”
The old lady frowned: "Pretending to be crazy and selling stupid tricks?" This thing is also a yin-yang technique? ”
Wu Zheng grinned, glanced at Shu Qian'er evilly, and said: "Of course it is, not only is it counted, but it is also very difficult to practice, if someone can practice this kind of yin and yang technique to the top, let alone remove the dead popularity, kill demons and demons, catch ghosts and invite gods, it's all a problem!" ”
The old lady glanced at Shu Qian'er suspiciously, lowered her voice and asked Wu Zheng, "Then how is he practicing now?" ”
Wu Zheng lightly patted Shu Qian'er's swollen face, raised his eyebrows and said, "My brother is amazing, he has practiced the art of pretending to be crazy and selling fools to perfection!" ”
The old lady nodded knowingly, and muttered: "It's really a person who can't be seen, the sea is immeasurable, I have lived most of my life and today is an eye-opener." Then his face changed, and he said with a smile, "This fat yin and yang belly is screaming, I'll go get him something to eat." ”
It seems that the old lady is also a social master who adapts to the situation, and even her title has changed in the blink of an eye.
Shu Qian'er forced a face hard, and said without love: "Old Wu, I advise you to be kind, pretend to be crazy and sell stupidity?" Ahh ”
Wu Zheng cut a snort, lay lazily on the sofa, and said: "If you are not happy, I can explain to the old man now, saying that you are just lazy and incompetent, the toad wants to eat swan meat, and the tender swan will not let go if he can't eat the old swan!" ”
Shu Qian'er trembled, just at this time the old lady brought the cut fruit, Wu Zheng pretended to open his mouth, Shu Qian'er hurriedly took the first step to speak: "Female Bodhisattva, my pretending to be crazy and stupid can actually play a role in strengthening the body, if you are interested, I can help you take care of it later." ”
Wu Zhengqiang endured not to let himself laugh out loud, and almost held back his internal injuries.
The old lady was naturally overjoyed, and said with a smile on her face: "Oh, that's going to be a fat yin and yang, don't call me a female bodhisattva, I'm embarrassed, my surname is Yao, you can just call me Grandma Yao." ”
Only then did the three of them officially introduce each other, and their names were changed.
Wu Zheng nibbled on the apple and said thoughtfully: "Now that I think about it carefully, that Qing'er looks a little familiar, Grandma Yao, tell me about her situation carefully." ”
After Mrs. Yao's description, the Qing'er surname is Mi, the single name is a green character, Fang Ling is twenty, two months ago through the real estate agency found here, at a price of one thousand a month and five to rent a room on the second floor, on weekdays early and late return, like today is the first time to come back during the day.
Wu Zheng had a flash of inspiration in his mind after hearing this, and he secretly wondered in his heart: "Her surname is Mi?" That's right, I'll just say that if you look familiar, you can clearly meet you, and you can be regarded as half an acquaintance! ”
The surname Mi is carefully said to be more geographically distributed, which leads to many people from other places who have not heard of it at all, and the same is true for Wu Zheng, today is the second time he has heard someone surnamed Mi, the first time is nine months ago, on the train to Chongshi, he met a girl named Mi Ling.
Although it was just a meeting in Pingshui, but because the episode that happened on the train was more interesting, Wu Zheng still had some impression of Mi Ling, and now that I think about it carefully, Mi Qing and Mi Ling on the second floor look exactly the same, and they are clearly the same person, that is to say, Mi Ling has changed his name.
At this time, Shu Qian'er had already put a large plate of fruit into her stomach, and Mrs. Yao walked into the kitchen again with a smile to prepare the food, and no one noticed the suspicion on Wu Zheng's face.
Wu Zheng remembers clearly, Mi Ling is a native of Chongshi, and she is still studying in a university in other places, and now it is not the winter vacation period, why does she appear in Chongshi? And if you don't live in your own house in Chongshi, but you live here with Mrs. Yao for two months, which school will give students two months off for no reason?
Could it be that Mi Ling dropped out of school?
Dropping out of school, renting a house, changing her name, all of this is probably related to what happened to Mi Ling, and only by figuring out what she has experienced can we decide if we can save her life.
After a brief lunch, Wu Zheng arranged: "Grandma Yao, it seems that the little fat man and I have to stay with you for a few days, and we have to solve the rice ...... Mi Qing's matter, secondly, the dead qi on your body has just been removed, and I still have to observe for a few days to prevent a resurgence. ”
Now that Mi Ling has changed her name to Mi Qing, Wu Zheng is not easy to debunk, so he can only call her Mi Qing as well.
Mrs. Yao smiled kindly: "It's easy to say, I'm lonely, I wish you would stay and not leave." ”
Saying that, Mrs. Yao arranged two guest rooms for Wu Zheng and Shu Qianer, both on the first floor.
Wu Zhenggang was about to go back to the room to rest for a while, but as if he thought of something, he turned around and asked, "By the way, Grandma Yao, how much do you know about the funeral industry?" Are there any people in the neighborhood who make a living out of it? ”
Mrs. Yao asked puzzledly, "Funeral industry?" Does selling coffin wreaths count? ”
Wu Zheng nodded again and again: "Of course." ”
"Why do you ask this? Could it be that Qing'er is hopeless? Mrs. Yao's face darkened, and she was sad, thinking that Wu Zheng was going to prepare for Mi Qing......
Wu Zheng slapped his head: "No, no, Grandma Yao, don't worry, blame me for not making it clear, I just went to buy something, I was in a hurry when I went out, and I only brought a few simple runes of paper with me." ”
If it was to simply remove the dead qi on Mrs. Yao's body, it was true that not many yin and yang magic weapons would be used, and one exorcism charm was enough, but the situation of the girl upstairs was much more complicated, and a few runes really couldn't handle it.
Besides, Wu Zheng is a dignified Mr. Yin and Yang, but all he has in his body are a few pieces of rune paper and a thunderstorm whip, and he can't tell it enough to joke about himself.
Old Mrs. Yao breathed a sigh of relief and asked again: "No, shouldn't you go to Yin and Yang Street if you want to buy these things?" There are a lot of Mr. Yin and Yang on that street, aren't they selling more pure things? You look for those who sell coffin wreaths, what if you buy a fake? ”
This old lady is still a sensible person, if she buys a fake on weekdays, she may be able to turn a blind eye, or she may think she is unlucky and abandon it, which will not have much impact.
But this yin and yang magic weapon is different, it is all associated with the ghost hunting and demon eradication operation, if you buy a fake, it will not only lead to the failure of the operation, but also put Mr. Yin and Yang in danger.