Chapter 33: God hates ghosts and hates zombies, eats them

"Dao Chief, Master, It's Arrived"

With his foot braking the foreign car, the young man jumped off and dragged the handlebar into the palace.

The tall stone lion, one mouth roars, the other steps on the hydrangea, this thing is more powerful than the door god, if it is placed in the peaceful and prosperous world, the demons and monsters will not dare to move when they see the stone lion.

Now are troubled times, and the mighty stone lion is just an ornament.

"Dao Chief, you can call me Xiao Cheng, you wait a minute, I'll call the master"

He Cheng held the umbrella and nodded slightly, the paper umbrella was pressed very low, and now Xiao Cheng couldn't see his face at all.

"Master, master, I have invited you back!"

Xiao Cheng happily knocked on the door.

The vermilion gate is one and a half people high, with six rows and six columns of gold-lacquered door nails, and the left and right doors each have pepper diagrams.

Pepper diagram is also called shop head, shop head ring, embossed dragon and lion mouth / with a ring, guests ask the host if they are at home when they just knock on the ring, the host will open the door when he hears it.

After a heavy "squeak", a man and a woman came out.

The man is wearing a short coat, and the woman is wearing a long skirt, which should be a subordinate.

"Cheng Zi, if you find a straw bag this time, the master will definitely kill you!"

The maidservant carried a red paper lantern with the word "king" written on it, and the manservant carried a kerosene lamp, and when it was almost dark, the red lantern at the gate was naturally lit.

Xiao Cheng smashed his chest and promised: "Don't worry, I see this master, he can be as tall as a tree branch in one jump!" ”

He raised his hand and gestured, and the other two naturally didn't believe it.

"Regardless of you, you can talk to the master yourself"

Xiao Cheng nodded, confessed to He Cheng, and took him into the house.

Fragrant!

The fragrance of people, the fragrance of blood.

Passing by the male servant and maidservant, He Chenghao couldn't help but open the killing ring.

Since he came, he naturally had the intention of killing, but unfortunately the name of the white character was on his head, and it was useless to kill him if he didn't kill him.

Maybe when he reveals his true colors and turns into a zombie, he will become a mortal enemy in an instant.

"Hezi, do you feel it, that Taoist leader...... It's kind of scary."

The maid quietly came to the side of the manservant, sneakily: "Yin Qi, I feel like my heart is going to jump out of my throat when I look at him"

"The heart popped out? Is it? I touch/touch"

The manservant thief smiled and raised his hand to put his hand on her heart.

"Oops, get out of here!"

The maid's cheeks flushed, and she slapped away the thief's hand.

"Dao Chief, this is our master~"

Xiao Cheng introduced He Cheng into the compound, and Wang Wanwan, who was wearing a gown during the service of his little wife, yawned: "What's the matter?" I'm all lying down! ”

There are no entertainment programs in this era, after being pitted by a fake master called Maoshan Ming during the day, Wang Wanti / gun and his little wife fought to put out the fire, although it is old and strong, but after the battle, there is no spirit.

As soon as he lay down in wide clothes, Xiao Cheng came.

"This is the master I met, an absolute master!"

He didn't dare to introduce that this master had something to do with Maoshan Ming, he was really capable, if he was blasted out by the master and offended the master, he would have to hate himself.

Xiao Cheng leaned over to Wang Million's ear,

"I saw that this tall man could jump higher than a tree, just like a cloud driving a mist! When the master heard that we had a ghost here, he took the initiative to come with me and prepare to subdue the demon and eliminate the demon! In the blink of an eye, He Cheng's ability has improved a few points from his mouth.

"Taller than a tree?"

Wang Million's beard followed the corner of his eyes, and turned his head to look at the poplar tree in the back room, two or three feet!

"The Taoist ......"

Wang Million barely swallowed the doubt in his stomach and came to He Cheng's side.

Seeing that he was dressed in a yellow robe and holding a paper umbrella, I had the heart to see what he looked like, the sun had set in the western mountains, and the black rumbling was rumbling, and he could not see clearly with only kerosene lamps and lanterns.

If you can't see it, he doesn't force it, as long as he can catch ghosts.

"Your price?" Wang Million is not a fool of the king, can he still be cheated of money?

He Cheng shook his head lightly, talking about money with zombies, if it weren't for his strong resistance, this group of people would have become inventory in his stomach.

"The master can't seem to speak," Xiao Cheng explained in front of Wang Wan's ear.

"Dao Chief's quirks, normal, normal"

Wang Million "hehe" smiled awkwardly.

"Ten oceans, as long as you can help me collect the ghosts in the house"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the yellow-robed Taoist chief jump out, as if mounted on an ancient catapult, and swooped into the hall.

"Yes, yes, or didn't agree?"

Wang Million is really picking, if Maoshan Ming didn't cheat during the day, let alone hundreds of yuan in the end, ten yuan is not easy to take.

"I must have said yes"

Wang Million was stunned, and then naturally rejoiced, "I really met a master!" Xiao Cheng, if you catch a ghost this time, you will be rewarded with two yuan! ”

"Thank you, sir!" Xiao Cheng pouted, and broke his leg for him for two yuan, but the foreign car still deducted his own money to buy it.

Wang million, no wonder everyone calls him Wang Bailuo.

He Cheng jumped into the room with an umbrella, just now he sniffed the yin qi overflowing, not as good as Sister Hua who had hanged a ghost for a hundred years, but it was not too weak.

"Squeak-"

The door closed with He Cheng's heels, tightly sealed.

There was no light in the room.

"What's the matter with a zombie?"

The white smoke burned, and the pretty/beautiful female ghost in a white dress pinched the silk brocade and looked at He Cheng with a frown.

Without the suppression of the sun, the corpse qi recovered and filled He Cheng's body.

Wearing a robe and holding a paper umbrella can't change him from being a zombie.

Low-level zombies are not sapient, this is a common knowledge in the world.

"Level 8 Female Ghost"

"Level 6 Ghost Mother"

"Level 4 Oni"

"Level 7 Ghost Father"

The name of the black red is on the head, and it seems that the name of the zombie who is disgusted by the Three Realms and the Six Realms is not to say.

"The one who killed was the ghost father!"

He Cheng jumped out, the paper umbrella took off his hand, and it spun in the air.

The ghost father who came out of nowhere was not clear about the situation, raised his hand to resist, and was pinched by the zombie's hands.

He Cheng dragged the ghost father's hands, stumbled under his right leg, and blocked the ghost father's retreat and pressed down!

With a bang, the ghost father was pushed to the ground.

"Daddy!!"

The female ghost panicked, and her hands turned into zhangchang to clasp He Cheng's neck.

Ghost and zombie wrestling? How can there be a chance of winning, the soft arm strangled his neck, and he couldn't attract attention at all.

He Cheng pinched the ghost father, chiseled down one punch after another, and beat the ghost father into the size of a leather ball as if kneading dough.

Pick it up and swallow it.

A group of people outside is not as profitable as this ghost.

He Cheng also thought in his heart that if he hadn't become a zombie at the beginning, but an ordinary person, with his ability to fight monsters and upgrade, he would be a general on the battlefield, and a master would be an immortal, no matter what, he would be able to mix with the dragon and phoenix among the masters.

Being a zombie is more dangerous than chance.

"So, it's hard to be ruthless!"

Swallowing the ghost father in one gulp, the exploding yin qi bulged/swollen as if it was about to burst through his body.

After a few breaths, there was no problem with his body.

Strengthening the physique is not only as simple as being flexible, but also enhancing from the inside out.

"You actually killed my father, I want to avenge my father!"

"I'm not just going to kill your father, I'm going to kill you!"

Raising his hand to grab/grab the white hand on his neck, He Cheng didn't care if she was slippery or tender, his right hand dragged to the right, his left hand clenched into a fist, and the female ghost screamed and hit his fist.

A big hole was punched out of the full chest by a zombie!

How could he still use her to be angry, He Cheng bent down and clamped the female ghost's legs, ignored her ashamed and angry expression, folded her into a piece of cake, and bit it down.

"Let me go, let me go, I'll never come out again!"

The female ghost whined and begged for mercy: "Our family lived here earlier, and after our death, Wang Wan's family built a house on our grave, and it was uncomfortable for anyone to be pressed on our body, but we just wanted to drive them away, and we didn't kill anyone at all."

The ghost mother and the ghost boy knelt on the ground and kowtowed and begged for mercy, this zombie is very powerful, and it is not something that their family can deal with.

He Cheng is too lazy to talk about what kind of people have houses, ghosts have haunted houses, and they shouldn't violate each other.

He's here to eat ghosts.

"I'm going to eat you"

Spit out this sentence, and seeing that the three ghosts were dazed, they obviously didn't understand zombie words.

Open your mouth and bite down.

Yin Qi burrowed into the body, and Gollum was collected by the system.