Chapter 140: Ridiculous Things

Chapter 140

Xiao Han's body trembled even more.

"Shangxian, I, I, I'm Peng Jun's girlfriend!"

My mother, not all youkai are evil, right?!

Peng Jun saved me back then, what's wrong with me coming to repay the favor now!?

I've never done anything unreasonable!

Tianyang Zhenren pulled his sunglasses down and stared at Xiao Han for a long time.

This process is completely torturous for Xiao Han!

Ultimately.

"It's in good shape, it's actually a cup."

Xiao Han was another agitated spirit, and stammered: "Yes, the immortal god is clever, and he is like a god." Sure enough, it really lives up to its name! The little woman admires ......"

Tianyang Zhenren nodded and said, "The math teacher taught me well, there's nothing to show off, are you Xiao Wang's girlfriend?" ”

Xiao Han still didn't react.

Shouldn't Peng Jun be Xiao Peng?

How did you become a little king?

"Uh...... Yes! ”

Tianyang Zhenren sighed.

"Cheap him."

Xiao Han was stunned again.

What do you mean?

Could it be that Peng Jun's master is very satisfied with me?

"Immortals! You don't know! Peng Jun, he doesn't like me at all! I want to marry him, but he doesn't want me! I've been touched by him, and he doesn't want me yet! He's a scumbag! ”

Xiao Han cried so much that the pear blossoms brought rain, just like Meng Jiangnu, and she could cry down the Great Wall if she had three points of fire.

Tianyang Zhenren took off his sunglasses violently.

"What?!"

Without waiting for Xiao Han to answer, Tianyang Zhenren turned around abruptly, pointed at Peng Jun, who was pondering, and said angrily: "Bastard! You get on my knees! ”

Peng Jun woke up suddenly, not knowing what Tianyang Zhenren was crazy again.

But if he makes himself kneel, he must kneel.

Peng Jun knelt down obediently, and Xiao Han was so happy that he almost laughed.

Haha, I didn't expect you to be a filial apprentice, and I finally caught the weakness, right?

"Have you ever touched someone's body?!" Tianyang Zhenren asked sharply.

Peng Jun looked at Xiao Han with a stunned expression.

Damn, the losers talk about everything!

Xiao Han pretended not to know anything, looked around, and did not look at Peng Jun at all.

"Touched."

"Smack!" , Tianyang Zhenren's backhand is a slap.

"Why don't you take responsibility for other people's bodies?"

Peng Jun was about to explain that Xiao Han was a corpse demon and he was a human.

"Slap" again, Tianyang Zhenren's forehand is another slap.

Yes, co-authoring Peng Jun's slapping in the face was learned from his old man.

"Dare to quibble!"

Peng Jun opened his mouth and stopped squeaking.

Forget it, the more you draw it, the darker it gets.

When Tianyang Zhenren doesn't go crazy, he won't beat himself.

Obviously, Tianyang Zhenren is still smoking.

"How could you, as a disciple of the Dao Sect, do such a ridiculous thing?! Don't think that you are a daughter and you are not responsible! I command you to marry this girl at once!" Otherwise, don't call me little brother in the future! ”

Xiao Han was stunned again.

Daughter?

Little brother?

What a thing!

Peng Jun was used to it, and said helplessly: "I know Master." ”

Send this old fellow away, he can't do anything by himself here.

Xiao Han ran over, knelt on the ground and grabbed Peng Jun's arm.

"Thank you for the marriage! The little woman with great grace and great virtue is unforgettable! ”

Peng Jun looked at Xiao Han with a stunned face again, and asked softly, "What the do you want to do?" ”

Tianyang Zhenren waved his hand.

"Okay, since you are in love and consensual, let's go to the cave here now."

"Huh?!" Peng Jun turned his head abruptly, looking incredulous.

What kind of international jokes?!

In broad daylight?!

Over here?!

A smooth body drilled into Peng Jun's arms, and Xiao Han's upper body was only wearing a belly pocket at this time.

"Xianggong, since the master has said so, I, I have no choice but to obey the arrangement."

The peculiar aroma on Xiao Han's body hit Peng Jun's cranial nerves, and Peng Jun's breathing became rapid.

"Hurry up, I'll leave you a souvenir."

Tianyang Zhenren squatted on the ground and took out his mobile phone and prepared to shoot.

Peng Jun suddenly came to his senses.

This Nima is ridiculous, okay?!

What Lao Tzu likes is Ling Ruoxue!

Peng Jun was in a hurry, and suddenly looked at the aunt wearing short sleeves.

"Master! You see my master is playing hooligan! ”

The aunt was about a hundred meters away from them, and when she heard this, she quickly rushed over and grabbed Tianyang Zhenren's ear.

"Okay, you're an old immortal! I said, why don't you throw yourself into my arms, you are a hooligan here! Don't you want to get me?! ”

Tianyang Zhenren hurriedly begged for mercy: "Baby, you misunderstood, look carefully, these are two young men, how can I play hooligan?" ”

The aunt looked at Peng Jun and Xiao Han, and snatched Tianyang Zhenren's sunglasses for a long time, and looked at them again after putting them on.

"Really, you are only allowed to love me alone in the future, do you know?"

Tianyang Zhenren nodded again and again: "Don't worry, I only belong to you, the time is almost up, soon your mental hospital will find out that you eloped with me, I'll send you back first." ”

"Is it true that you said you would move to my ward next month?" Aunt asked with a straight face.

"Of course, let's go."

The two supported each other and walked away, bouncing and jumping happily.

Peng Jun finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn, good thing I'm smart.

Xiao Han also leaned towards Peng Jun one by one.

"Okay, Xianggong, when Master goes back, let's hurry up."

Peng Jun pushed her away.

"Ancestor, don't make trouble, okay? Can't you tell that my master has a nervous disorder? ”

Xiao Han said disapprovingly: "I don't care so much, if you disobey the teacher's orders, it will be disrespectful, and you will be punished by God, okay, let's start." ”

Seeing that Xiao Han was picking up his clothes, Peng Jun took out a talisman and pasted it on Xiao Han's forehead.

Xiao Han's movements stopped abruptly, and Peng Jun turned sharply to look at the wasp.

"Come over to me!"

The wasp crept over, and before he could say anything, there was a commotion.

"Mom is finally safe, scared me to death, I thought I was going to die today."

"Holy! You're playing dead too? You're all playing dead?! ”

"Nonsense, I originally wanted to see the ***** of President Peng and the fox demon, but I didn't expect to see it."

"I thought it was just me, but you were all the same."

One by one, the 17 Yin soldiers got up, straightened their clothes, and walked towards the wasp.

"Congratulations to the boss and President Peng for joining forces to kill the demon criminal Wu Shengfeng! May the boss be blessed forever, and live with the sky! The 17 people clasped their hands into fists and said in unison.

Wasp stretched out his hands and pressed them twice, and said lightly: "Low-key and low-key, aren't you familiar with my personality?" The credit belongs to everyone, and I don't dare to monopolize it alone. ”

"Smack!" With a bang, Peng Jun's backhand was a slap that knocked the wasp to the ground.

"The credit is everyone's?!"

The wasp covered his face and said aggrievedly: "I ......"

"Smack!" With another sound, Peng Jun slapped it twice with his forehand.

"Dare to quibble?!"