Chapter 80: Indigestion
Even Shu Qian'er, who had a big heart, couldn't help but put down the orange in his hand and prayed for Sakura......
After about twenty minutes, Wu Zheng finally breathed a sigh of relief, waved his hand to wipe the sweat from his face, and commanded, "Xiaodong, come here, paste these talismans on the roof of Sakura's room." As he spoke, he handed over more than a dozen drawn spirit runes to Xiaodong.
Xiaodong said nervously: "Master, Grandma Wu won't let people in, how can you post it?" ”
"I'm talking about the roof, not the ceiling in the house, it's the roof outside, remember, it's all attached directly above Sakura's room." Wu Zheng explained.
Xiao Dong nodded again and again, moved the ladder and walked out quickly to get busy.
Sakura's screams continued, and Grandma Wu's voice came immediately: "Work hard, work harder, you're going to come out!" ”
Mi Qing is a woman, and at the same time, she has a spider Gu in her body, so she has a special sympathy and concern for Sakura, her hands are clenched nervously, and she asks, "Brother Zheng, will it be fine?" It's scary. ”
Wu Zheng comforted: "Don't worry, everything is under control." ”
About five minutes later, Xiao Dong walked in and said that the spirit runes had all been pasted, and just at this time there was a baby's cry, and everyone's tense nerves finally eased, especially the old village chief and Xiao Dong, who were all excited: "Born, born!" ”
Wu Zheng did not slack off at all, jumped to the door and knocked on the door violently, shouting: "Grandma Wu, come out with the child, quickly!" ”
Grandma Wu opened the door, her hair was scattered, her face was haggard, she staggered out, and hurriedly handed it to Xiaodong with the baby in her arms, she stumbled and almost fell, and muttered in her mouth: "It stinks, it almost smoked me to death!" ”
Where is Grandma Wu said, the moment the door opened, there was a smoky black gas emitting a foul smell, sweeping all over the world, almost everyone couldn't help retching, Shu Qian'er because he ate too many things, his stomach churned so much, he couldn't care so much, and he vomited directly on the ground.
Wu Zheng covered his mouth and nose, frowned, and said, "Fatty, hurry up, eat oranges, three thousand yuan!" ”
Shu Qian'er vomited and moved, waved his hand and said hurriedly: "I'll give you three thousand, quickly, Lao Wu quickly find a way, if this continues, our old Shu family will be cut off!" ”
Wu Zheng glanced at him, quickly pinched his fingers, pointed to Sakura's room, and quickly read in his mouth: "Heaven and earth are infinite, the filth is scattered, the Xuan and the void are boundless, the Qiankun is calm, one worships the immortals to remove the wilderness, the second worships the middle immortals to guide the way, and the third worships the immortals nodding the lamp, the evil charm and demon method, quickly retreat!" ”
When the words fell, Wu Zheng bit the tip of his tongue, spurted out a mouthful of blood, and shouted out one word: "Break!" ”
Then he closed his mouth and stood in place, staring angrily at the black stench in front of him, everyone was stunned, and he didn't dare to move, and he saw that the black gas quickly swirled, gathered into a stream like twisted flowers, and crashed towards the top of Sakura's room.
The moment it hit the top, the black gas disappeared, as if a powerful vacuum cleaner swept it away, and after just a dozen seconds, the room was clear and the smell disappeared.
Wu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief: "Xiaodong, go and fetch the spirit talisman on the roof for me." Then let Mi Qing enter Sakura's room to deal with it, after all, the production had just been completed, and there was some blood inside, and Wu Zheng, as Mr. Yin and Yang, could not rush in.
A few minutes later, Mi Qing finished tidying up, and Wu Zheng walked in with everyone.
Grandma Wu had already relieved herself and said in shock: "My God, I have been delivering babies for most of my life, and this is the first time I have encountered this situation." ”
According to Grandma Wu's description, it was normal at the beginning of the delivery, but after seeing the baby's head, a thin black gas squeezed out with the baby, and it stinked.
Grandma Wu endured the churning in her stomach and took the child out, and an even thicker stench spewed out of Sakura's stomach like a flood that burst the embankment, and Sakura's stomach magically deflated.
Wu Zheng nodded, if he hadn't given Grandma Wu a Qi Gathering Talisman, I'm afraid Grandma Wu would have stinked to death......
Grandma Wu wanted to ask a few more questions, so Wu Zheng arranged for the old village chief to send her back, and told her that Sakura had eaten her stomach and let out a stinky fart, and at the same time secretly injected a few Qi Gathering Charms into her body.
Grandma Wu turned around step by step and muttered, "Impossible, whose fart would be so stinky, and it's black?" ”
The old village chief laughed and explained, "Sakura has a bad stomach and indigestion......
“……”
Sending Grandma Wu away, everyone saw Sakura fall asleep again, but her stomach was already like a normal person, and at this time, Xiaodong also retrieved the spirit rune on the roof, and everyone looked at it, and it seemed to have been burned, and it became pitch black!
Wu Zheng lifted Sakura's shirt again, and saw that the huge spider kept hitting Sakura's belly, and seemed to be very angry, wanting to forcibly drill through the belly, but the demon charm on the belly was faintly shining, competing with the spider.
"What can I do? Master, please save Sakura! Xiaodong knelt down for Wu Zheng and was supported by him.
"You are also a man with a conscience, and you don't care about the life or death of your wife without seeing your children."
Many men don't take their wives seriously, as long as they give birth to children, they never take into account their wives' feelings, they are really treacherous and unkind, fortunately, Xiaodong is not this kind of person, Wu Zheng feels very pleased.
Wu Zheng pointed at the spider with his finger and said sharply: "Demon, you have a good look, if you dare to come again, this is your end!" ”
As he spoke, he shook the black spirit runes in his hand, and those spirit runes immediately became fireless, turned into a breeze, and drifted away.
The spider seemed to understand, afraid of Wu Zheng's methods, and slowly stopped struggling, and slowly retreated from Sakura's belly.
Everyone felt a little relieved, and Mi Qing couldn't help but ask, "Brother Zheng, what is that black gas?" It won't really be ...... , right? He blushed a little as he spoke.
Wu Zheng said evilly: "Your fart will be so strong? ”
Mi Qing rolled her eyes: "Brother Zheng, when is it time for you to still have the heart to make a joke about me." ”
Wu Zheng pouted and said, "Of course I have thoughts, now that the spider in Sakura's body has lost most of its essence source, the danger has been greatly reduced, and it is too late for me to be happy." ”
Mi Qing asked that question again, and Wu Zheng explained: "That's dead popularity, and you also have it!" ”
Mi Qing nodded slightly: "You told me about the popularity of the dead, but the popularity of the dead on my body has no color and no smell, why is Sakura's popularity so terrifying?" ”
"Again, you and Sakura's situation is different, Sakura's dead popularity comes from her and the fetus in her womb, and she has been bedridden for a long time, causing the dead qi to accumulate more and more in her stomach, mixed with the special smell in the pregnant woman's stomach, and fermented into a stink like brewing beer."
Wu Zheng's explanation was vivid and vivid, causing Shu Qianer to decide that he would never drink beer again.