Chapter 2: Pledge by example
Peng Jun was also very unhappy.
"Wenxi, please put yourself in the right position! I've touched it all, is it still thirty seconds away? Well, the phone bill of the prefecture has also increased, so let's not talk about it. ”
Thirty seconds later, Peng Jun lit a cigarette and looked at the poor Xiao Han.
"Hello, I'm Peng Jun, the president of the Tongming Society, and what you have done has seriously violated the regulations on the management of yin and yang public security."
"Now I'm going to ask you a few questions, please answer them truthfully, if there is half a lie, I will destroy the spirit, listen?"
Xiao Han hugged the pillow and shrunk on the sofa, and the whole person looked very aggrieved.
"Daoist, you say, I, I must know everything, and I will say everything......"
On such a thing, I can only say that I have a little back.
Peng Jun nodded and said, "Okay, my attitude is very gratifying to me, let's say, how many people have been killed?" How are corpses disposed of? ”
"Nope! Not a single one! I just wanted to quickly improve my cultivation by absorbing essence, and I never had the idea of killing someone! ”
Peng Jun frowned and said, "Raise your cultivation? ”
Xiao Han's head was like a chicken pecking rice.
Peng Jun touched his chin and said, "Hmm...... This explanation is also reasonable, and it will absorb the essence of the person completely, so that it will be the fastest. Say, kill a few? ”
Xiao Han kept shaking his head and said, "Dao Chief! I really didn't kill anyone! The Taoist can't wronged a good person! ”
Peng Jun couldn't hold back, and laughed on the spot.
"You're still a good person? So who am I? ”
Xiao Han said timidly: "Dao Chief, Dao Elder took advantage of me just now......
Peng Jun slammed the cigarette butt to the ground, and sparks flew away.
"Fart! Didn't you just teach me these movements? Why did I take advantage of you?! ”
Xiao Han looked to the side and said angrily: "Anyway, I don't care, the Taoist is just stained with other people's bodies." ”
"The Taoist chief did this, it belongs to fishing law enforcement, and you deliberately called according to the phone number on the advertising list, which is to lead me to commit a crime."
"And the Taoist has touched my body, that is, my father-in-law, this is a relationship that cannot be abandoned! Don't think about it! ”
Peng Jun suddenly felt that one head and two were big.
I just want to perform a task and change my Dao strength to improve my cultivation.
Unexpectedly, a daughter-in-law came out.
"How old are you?" Peng Jun asked with a straight face.
Xiao Han said with a smile: "If you go back to Xianggong, you are six hundred years old, very powerful!" ”
"Stop, I'm not your father-in-law. You said that you didn't kill anyone, then you also seriously damaged the health of the Yang people, right? ”
Xiao Han shook his head again and again.
"No, Xianggong, I take three or five puffs every time, and let people go when I'm done! No one else can touch me. ”
"Now that the underworld is so strict, where do I dare to harm people? They can go back to sleep and recover, it's not that serious. ”
Peng Jun frowned and said, "What breed are you?" ”
"The ...... of the Princess"
"Don't be so public! Call me Peng Jun! Or President Peng! ”
"Okay Xianggong, I'm a nine-tailed fox, which belongs to a rare breed, and now I have two tails."
Peng Jun was stunned for a moment, and then muttered.
"Nine-tailed fox species? You can sell it for a lot of money, right......"
"Xianggong! You, you're going to sell me?! You can't do that! And according to the prefectural animal protection law, I can't be taken and sold! ”
Damn, that's too tricky.
"How?! I will definitely not be able to complete this task today, and if I don't get some benefits, am I not busy in vain? ”
Xiao Han was surprised, she pointed to herself and said, "Me! Xianggong harvested me, but he made a lot of money! ”
"Hurry up and go aside, do you understand the shemale way? I don't care, I'm going to do it anyway. ”
Suddenly, Peng Jun seemed to think of something.
He slapped his thigh and said, "I see!" Now that the investigation of the underworld is so tight, you still dare to commit a crime. Looks like someone must have instigated it! Someone has your back! How else would you have the guts? Say! Who the hell is it?! ”
Just catch a dead ghost and go back, won't this task be successfully completed?
Hahaha!
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Han really paused.
Looking at her speechless appearance, judging from Peng Jun's many years of experience in performing tasks.
There's something going on here.
"Someone really instructed it?! Who is so daring!? ”
Xiao Han bit his lip and whispered, "I, I don't dare to say ......"
Peng Jun immediately knotted his sword and threw it out, and a Yang Fire Sword about four feet long was held in his hand.
"Presumptuous! I didn't even know about it! Aren't you afraid that I'll take you down and ask you for your guilt?! ”
Xiao Han was so anxious that he was about to cry.
"Xianggong, don't, don't be like this, I, I don't know how to say it......"
"Tell the truth!"
Xiao Han said with a bitter face: "Then, the Xianggong will promise me, and after I say it, the Xianggong will ensure that I am okay." ”
"Isn't that necessary? It is my duty to protect the safety of whistleblowers. ”
Xiao Han said cautiously: "Then, then come for another thirty seconds, otherwise I won't say ......"
Peng Jun's hands are powerful, not to mention, they are really comfortable.
"Nonsense! Am I that kind of person? In the past, it was to handle the case, but I had to do it due to the situation. ”
Xiao Han said with a painful expression: "Then, then you are light, Xianggong......"
Peng Jun's face did not change and said: "Of course, now in order to meet the requirements put forward by the whistleblower, we also pay attention to the quality of service." ”
Thirty seconds later.
Xiao Han said timidly: "Xianggong, I'll tell you, but you can't go to that person's trouble, he's very powerful." ”
"Really? I'm afraid I'm going to be three points better than you, right? ”
Xiao Han nodded subconsciously and quickly shook his head again.
"No, no, no, Xianggong, he is much better than me, more than three points, or forget it, I'll accompany you to catch a little demon, and then let you make a difference?"
Peng Junle is happy, he has even killed the ghost king, can he be afraid now?
"You is good enough, just like this, cruelty to the same kind?"
Xiao Han shook his head honestly.
"No, my husband is a human, so I'm also a human, and I'm no longer a demon."
Peng Jun stepped on the fox.
Xiao Han was in pain, let out a unique cry of a fox, and a phantom of a fox's face flashed on his face.
"To say it or not?!"
Xiao Han hid his tail aggrievedly.
"I said, but, but the prime minister still has to promise me one condition."
Peng Jun was also very helpless, but in order to handle a big case, he let it go.
"Let's talk about it."
Xiao Han had a smile on his face again.
"I want my husband to marry me, write documents, tell heaven and earth, and choose an auspicious day. Set off guns, lift eight sedan chairs, and open the way with red lanterns. ”
"Eat Hehe rice, drink Helang wine, and then send it into the cave room to applaud love, and then I will be born as a member of your old Peng family, and die as a dead person from your old Peng family, okay?"
After speaking, Xiao Han took Peng Jun with an expectant expression.
"Bang bang." Peng Jun clapped his hands, and then sneered: "Say, who are you?" ”