Chapter 148: Too sour
Ay! It's annoying, I'm in a bad mood for a moment, such a thing as bathing and purifying, why is there no girl to serve, I shouted loudly.
"Gu Muyue, Gu Muyue ......"
But Gu Muyue didn't see anyone for a long time, where did this girl go? After a while I saw a wriggling monster coming, and I was terrified.
"Ah...... Help me! "I screamed and escaped from the mist pool, I was frightened at that moment, I was most afraid of snakes, these five heavens, where the snakes came!
"Mrs. Night, Mrs. Night, don't be afraid, don't be afraid."
I paused to watch her come over a little bit, then watched in amazement as she slowly twisted her body, and then stood up in human form.
A white bath cloth that was covered by a blanket fell just to cover my body, and the ghost thing slowly approached me, "Lady Yejun, I've scared you!" ”
"Old, old ghost maid! Hehe! You, aren't you ......" I was simply stunned, I was turned into an old ghost maid for the first time, wasn't that how it was? A wrinkled face, and then an old dragon clock.
"Hahaha, what kind of old ghost maid, isn't it an old rotten monster of the five heavens of Lord Yejun, because of his ugly appearance, he was adopted by the gods of the Heavenly Court, so he was adopted by Yejun and uh, it's been eight thousand years, hahaha, this is terrible, right?"
"Nope! Oh grandma, can I call you that? However, I want a girl, I want her to massage me and rub my back, what about Gu Muyue? ”
"Gu Muyue? Hey, he can't come in, if you don't dislike it, the old body will help you rub your back, how about massage? ”
"This? Not quite right? "I hesitated, but I was very embarrassed, I was so embarrassed at such an age.
"It's okay, it's convenient for women, come on!"
As she spoke, her body was still relatively flexible, so she went into the mist pool, and I entered the mist pool without politeness.
The first time I felt the lightness of the old monster, I was shocked, "Grandma, your hands are so strange, so soft and smooth, how many years will you live?" ”
"Hahaha, how old is it to live, but what is the benefit? Lady Nightlord doesn't know the hardships of the old monster. ”
"Grandma, you're just lonely, why don't I take you down to me? Living in the apartment I rented with Gu Mufeng, can Gu Muyang take care of you? ”
"The Nether? I didn't think about it. ”
"Grandma, you don't know, we often live together as a family, but it's lively, you can go to the garden if you have nothing to do, raise birds, you can also yo-yo dogs, raise small flowers and grass, small flower cats, time will pass quickly, soon."
"Hehe, that's a good idea, but don't do it, it's going to scare people."
"Hehe, I have a way, so that there will be many children playing with you."
"Oh! Children, you say? ”
"Hmmm! Don't you like it, kids? ”
"Hehe, it's not a child who likes you and Lord Yejun, if it goes well, you can kill three birds in one fell swoop next year."
I'm blushing and heartbeating, what? Ghost treasure, hehe, I don't dare to think about it, and I can kill three birds with one stone, heh! When I was a pig!
"Huh! You don't believe it? ”
"Grandma, shame on me, how old am I? At the age of twenty-six, I don't think about having children. ”
"Haven't you been using contraception all the time?"
"Ah......h
I opened my mouth and felt that the more I talked about it, the more I talked about it, it was a secret, and I couldn't tell the old monster.
"Don't worry, the old student won't tell Lord Yejun, this is your secret."
"Grandma, is Ye Liangchen about the same age as you?"
"Hmmm! It's almost 10,000 years old! ”
"Ah......h
My jaw dropped again, 10,000 years old? Oh, my God! Isn't it? I can't accept it at the age of a thousand, but this will be ten thousand years old?
Swallowing my saliva tightly, I almost held my breath, just like seeing Mu Mujun, I almost fainted, which made me not want to live.
"Do you feel comfortable? I've also helped you rub your back, so if you don't want to be happy in a while, let's change your clothes quickly? ”
"Well, I know, thank you grandma, your technique is really special, can you tell me why your hands can be maintained so smooth and delicate?"
"Bad for this, suckers, bad tongues!"
Again, I'm spinning, tongue! Not disgusting? But it's too comfortable, right? But why do I get dizzy?
What kind of monster is the old decay? Will this be a human form? Just like a turtle, it will eventually become a human and live in the sea god realm.
But I really don't know what kind of creature this old rotten monster I saw? Naturally disgusting and frightened, I washed my body carefully, and I changed into the clothes left by Gu Muyue.
A set of costume clothes, like "Grandma, how do you wear this?" It's complicated! ”
I looked inside and out for several layers, but I couldn't put it on, and the old rotten monster squirmed up to me, but tinkered to help me get dressed.
"It's okay, oh! It's really beautiful! This dress is really tailor-made, it must have been worn by Yin Xie when he was a child, it is good, it fits very well. ”
"Yin evil? Grandma, is the evil a man or a woman? ”
"Hahaha, you misunderstood, the yin evil is the Night Monarch Tianzun?"
"Oh! I forgot, his name is Yin Evil True Yang, hehe, does he wear women's clothes? ”
"I like to wear it once in a while, but it's definitely not what you think."
"Understood! Does he have two personalities? It doesn't matter, so am I, a child for a while, and a child for a while. ”
"He is different from you, but the yin and evil and the true yang are the union of the gang and yang, the iron and the tenderness of the iron bones, you know, the male body, don't worry that he will be a girl and a man, but a boy and a girl, understand?"
"Don't you just want to praise your master, who is beautiful and cool?"
"Hahahaha!" The old monster smiled heartily and cheerfully, and seemed to be extremely happy, maybe she had never been so happy, right?
When I came down to the inner room restaurant of Liangchen at night, I was simply stunned, the huge restaurant was like a palace, why should it be so big? Occupy an area?
Isn't there a protection fee in this sky? It's so big, it's not easy to clean, but it's spotless, it's so clean, I think of the night cool and clean mania.
Looking at me at a glance while scanning the hall, I came over to the dining table, Gu Mufeng, Lord Monarch, and Ye Liangchen's eyes were all focused on me, I was dressed strangely today, but the old monster said it was very beautiful?
"Huh! Morning! You guys......? ”
That look, alive to eat me, especially Ye Liangchen, his eyes were sharp, but he was deeply confused and uninhibited, I was wearing the clothes he wore, of course I was not happy.
After pouting, I sat down, and the Lord had already prepared rice for me, as well as a pair of chopsticks, and feasted in the morning, what kind of rule is this?
"This? Eating early in the morning? Scold! How much do you do? Is there any rice porridge steamed buns? ”
Gu Mufeng smiled softly and charmingly, "Zhuo'er, it's night, will you just take a moment?" Want to eat rice porridge? All right! I'm going to get it ready for you right away. ”
"It's good to drink soup, so why bother preparing it again? Are you going to spoil her? ”
"Hey! What's spoiled, and it's not you who do it, huh! Besides, I'm willing. ”
Gu Mufeng didn't have a good face for Ye Liangchen, and today he had a big temper.