Chapter 15 The younger sister learns the sword, and the elder brother learns the stick
Chapter 15 The younger sister learns the sword, and the elder brother learns the stick
It is said that spring is born and summer is long, autumn is harvested and winter is hidden, the flowers of the distant mountains are coming, the falling flowers are colorful, the birds are endless, and the fragrance of flowers is endless.
There was a female disciple in a green robe rushing over the mountain, and the wind under her feet crossed the five hundred stone steps in just a moment, and she threw herself into Li Changfeng's arms.
"Brother, you forgot what your mother said before leaving, I will go back to tell my mother that you didn't take good care of me, caused me to suffer so much, and a fat man bullied me, woo"
Li Changfeng felt the thinness under the loose green robe, and suddenly felt distressed and annoyed, and when he heard that someone was bullying Li Bezhi, he was angry and angry: "Which bastard fat man dares to bully my sister, I won't split him alive!"
Guan Fengsheng and the two sword-wielding disciples were embarrassed for a while, more than 2,000 people in this Cangshan knew that there was only one fat man on the mountain.
Li Bezhi said with tears in his eyes: "Forget it, you can't beat him, he is better than many people, besides, he will be my master in the future, it's good to give him some face." ”
Guan Fengsheng took a long breath, but Li Changfeng gasped, this girl usually does all kinds of evil in Chenjiagou, and she can only believe three points when she says it, she has not seen her for a long time and almost fell into the road, if she has not entered the mountain gate and wants to single-handedly pick out Li Bezhi's master, it is simply an old birthday star hanging himself to death.
Li Changfeng nodded with a serious expression, and said in a serious tone: "Now that you have entered the academy, you must respect the teacher, and the master beats you and scolds you for your own good, and you can't let your temperament mess around anymore." ”
Li Bezhi nodded, and Guan Fengsheng couldn't help but interrupt: "Which disciple are you, is this person your brother?"
Li Bezhi was brought into the academy by Zhong Shuli and Ziyou, but he just stayed in Jingzitang to do laundry and cooking, and he had not yet set foot in the academy, and naturally he had not seen the vice president Guan Fengsheng.
So Li Bei executed the disciple Li Bi Shengsheng and said: "I am Li Beizhi of Jingzitang, this person is my brother Li Changfeng, and he also came to Nanshan Academy to study, we are separated in the mountains, and I hope that Mr. Da will not drive him away." ”
Guan Fengsheng suddenly thought that the girl that Uncle Zhong brought back to the academy was also called Li Bezhi.
He glanced at it in a hurry that day and didn't remember his appearance, but when he looked closely, it was clearly the same girl.
If according to what Zhong Shuli said, Su Hui is smart and wise, and she is a true wise person, and it is very likely that she will practice the female disciple of "Mahayana Seeing Xi" that no one in Nanshan Academy has ever practiced, Guan Fengsheng's expression suddenly became serious.
Guan Fengsheng asked Li Changfeng: "What did you come to the academy to learn and preach, what did you prove?"
Li Changfeng was solemn: "My way is 'fighting'"
Guan Fengsheng said: "What are you fighting for?"
"Fight for your life!"
Guan Fengsheng's eyes were rarely sharp, and he continued to ask, "Who are you fighting with?"
"Fight with the sky!
The two sword-wielding disciples were in awe, and at this time, looking at the young man, Long Xiang and Feng were flying, looking forward to the demeanor of the people.
Guan Fengsheng groaned slightly and asked him, "Then why are you fighting for your life?"
Li Changfeng blushed with embarrassment: "I haven't practiced yet, so I don't dare to talk big." ”
The two sword-wielding disciples cut at the same time, their faces were full of disdain, and they said in their hearts that this king and eight calves said beautifully, but in the end, they hadn't started to practice, so let's talk about a ball, you think you are the son of the emperor!
Guan Fengsheng also rolled his eyes, and his heart only saw this boy driving in a yellow before, didn't he look away?
Or maybe the beast was blind? In short, this child doesn't look like a person with outstanding natural talents.
To stay or not to stay?
In the dilemma between the two, Li Changfeng thought of something, gritted his teeth and made up his mind: "Mr. Big, if you don't keep me as a student, it's okay, I ask myself if my cooking skills are okay, and I can cook for thousands of people in one day, if you leave me to be a firehead, it's okay, I came here without trekking through mountains and rivers, don't drive me back." ”
Li Bei nodded like a rattle, pulled Guan Fengsheng's long sleeves and said coquettishly: "Mr. Big, don't drive my brother away." ”
Guan Fengsheng said: "Okay, you go to the Jingzitang stove room!"
Li Changfeng made a long gesture, and was grateful, and Li Bezhi swept away the old worries before cheering.
Guan Fengsheng left slowly, Li Changfeng and Li Bezhi walked up the stone steps while whispering, and the two sword-wielding disciples resumed their cold-faced posture of guarding the mountain.
This is just a small episode in their daily experience, but the absurdity can't help but make people laugh, but they never imagined that this childish boy in front of the academy arrogantly claimed to fight for his life with the sky, which was actually the beginning of another rivers and lakes.
"What is my sister studying now?"
"The fat master hasn't taught me yet, just let me do laundry and cook, hmph, it must be a personal vendetta, but if it is practice, I will definitely learn the sword!"
Li Changfeng sighed, and his old tears flowed: "My sister learns swords, and my brother learns sticks!"
Li Bezhi turned his head and asked suspiciously: "What kind of stick do you learn?"
"Burning sticks!"
Li Bezhi sneered, comforted him and said: "Don't worry, although my fat master is greedy, his skills are not bad, I will coax him another day, if you are happy, you may reward me with one or two sword books, and bring them to you when the time comes." ”
Li Changfeng was overjoyed: "It is said that the eldest brother is like a father, you have not supported your son in vain, and you finally know how to honor your brother." ”
Li Bezhi pouted and looked proud: "I, the first sister of Jingzi Tangkou of Nanshan Academy, who gathers in the mountains and forests, is not called in vain. ”
Li Changfeng glared: "What is the first sister of Jingzitang? ”
Li Bezhi knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he spit out his tongue and changed the topic: "It's all a fallacy for the same martial arts, brother, I'm afraid you're hungry after a long journey, right? This night is coming, let's hurry up and eat, otherwise the wild cubs who have taught the class will go to the kitchen first, and I'm afraid that they will even wear the bottom of the pot." ”
Li Changfeng was shocked when he heard this, this was okay, and he hurriedly took Bezhi's hand and ran wildly.
When the golden fire was in the sky and the sun wheel had hidden behind the mountain, Li Changfeng and Li Bezhi crossed the stone steps corridor and came to the Jingzitang stove room.
Nanshan Academy has a total of nine halls, the Bingzi Hall is divided into upper and lower halls, the Daozi Hall is ranked on the left and right, the Solid Character Hall and the Dense Character Hall are divided around the seats, and the Yizi Hall occupies the center.
Li Bezhi's face was flushed and angry, the stove room seemed to have been ransacked, pots and pans were scattered all over the ground, tables, chairs and benches were poured aside, and the big iron pot that was originally full of pork and radish was no longer even soup.
These bastards didn't even wash the dishes, in short, Li Bezhi was still a step late, and even the rice bucket was empty, Li Bezhi secretly swore that next time I put more crotons to teach you that you can't get out of bed for three days.
She was about to walk away when she saw a cyan figure wriggling next to the boiler, and suddenly rushed over and grabbed the other party's ear and lifted it.
"Oh, don't insist on sister's strength, I also came here to find food, and I'm still hungry!" The young man in the green shirt twisted his face and begged for mercy, Li Changfeng was surprised, this kid was obviously much taller than Li Bezhi, and Bezhi even had to put a stool on his ears, why was he so afraid?
Li Bezhi snorted, and sprinkled the anger of being looted and making himself and his brother hungry: "You, as well as Shu Mingyue, Jiang Chengping, Luo Sheng, you are the most able to eat and have fun, I can't follow you to wash clothes, this time teach me to catch a correct one, what else do you have to say."
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The young man in the green shirt accompanied the smiling face, and the handsome face and facial features were squeezed together: "Good sister, I know that you are the kindest in your heart, Shu Mingyue's few are too much, I must teach them a good lesson, I have written a book and go home, and when the time comes, ginseng, bird's nest, tie flowers, shark fins, or something, the teacher Ding will send a few dozen catties to honor you." ”
The Qingyi Xiaosheng is surnamed Situ Qianjin, and his name is the same, the family is a wealthy squire who makes a living by selling utensils, and the disciples of Nanshan Academy do not look at their family background and only look at their cultivation talent and understanding, but it is undeniable that the squire disciples have an innate advantage.
Situ Qianjin's family is very rich, and she likes to nibble on snow lotus ginseng as a radish, and it is said that she has become addicted to it, and she foams at the mouth if she doesn't eat it for a long time, so you can always see a truck pulling radishes up the mountain every once in a while.
No one has really seen Situ Qianjin foaming at the mouth, but he can always inadvertently see a small cart of radishes delivered to the house of Zhong Shuli of the Ethereal Peak.
Li Bezhi often said indignantly: This dead fat man eats so strong, I don't know how much ginseng bird's nest is wasted.
Naturally, Situ Qianjin has reason to be afraid of Li Bezhi.
Under Zhong Shuli's entrustment, the dirty clothes and socks of more than 50 martial artists in the Jingzi Hall of Nanshan Academy were all cleaned by Li Bezhi.
At first, these stunned young martial artists joked that there was an extra laundry girl, and after being the first to laugh at the person for wearing stinky socks and stinky clothes for a month, and being covered in sweat and smelling for ten miles and unable to stand for a distance, he knelt in front of Li Bezhi and begged her to wash his clothes.
In fact, it's not that they can't wash themselves, it's just that the soaphorn pancreas are all in Li Bezhi's room, and even if they only use water to filter the sweat smell after every time they get a lesson, the charming smell always lingers over time, and finally they will be smoked and vomited by themselves in their dreams, so they succumb.
Nanshan Academy does not allow maids to go up the mountain, this is an iron law, so the sons and daughters of these wealthy families have no thoughts at all.
Li Changfeng understood a little.
Li Bezhi let go of his hand and let go of Situ Qianjin's ears, which had been red and deformed, Situ was full of sneers, and praised Li Bezhi for her good skin for a while, and then said that she was a good woman and a bodhisattva.
"Who is this brother?"
After a stick of incense, Situ Qianjin noticed Li Changfeng.
His first impression was that this guy was thin and sallow, but it was hard to say, and after getting along with Li Bezhi for a long time, it was inevitable to ponder her temperament, if he said something that shouldn't be said, it would be really over.
Li Changfeng said: "Chen Jiagou Li Changfeng, Li Bezhi is my sister." ”
Situ Qianjin glared at her and chopped her feet: "Big brother, are you really the brother of Sister Bezhi?"
Li Changfeng slandered in his heart, this is a sister and a brother, and he always feels that the title is wrong: "Exactly, the sister didn't bully you, right?"
Situ Qianjin's afterglow trembled slightly, and Li Bezhi's fierce eyes suddenly looked excited, and hurriedly grabbed Li Changfeng's hands, and said with tears in her eyes: "You have a good sister! How to talk about bullying, it's simply the blessing of my Nanshan Academy!"
Li Beizhi was sweet in his heart, Li Changfeng muttered in his heart that this bastard acted quite realistically, his face was so thick, he couldn't shoot it.
Li Changfeng nodded and said, "It's easy to say, when you get in touch in the future, you will find that her brother is even more blessed by the academy." ”
Situ Qianjin and Li Changfeng vomited at the same time.