Text Chapter 8 The Great God is a grain of sand

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When he got home, Roger struggled to take a hasty shower, changed into clean clothes, and leaned back on the couch.

The pain in his body was still coming in bursts, and he felt very strained with every breath. He had just been scanned at the home medical terminal, and he had broken two ribs, and the electronic doctor advised him to stay in bed first, and gave him painkillers, and promised to arrange for medical personnel to come to his home tomorrow for further examination and treatment. Roger didn't care about the pain, and struggled to dial Li Jie's phone again.

"Mr. Luo, haven't you slept so late?" Li Jie on the other end of the phone yawned.

"Li Jie, why don't your robots have any protection mechanism at all?" Roger asked angrily as soon as he spoke.

"Huh? What's wrong with it? Li Jie's eyes widened in surprise and asked.

Roger said: "Do you know that my robot was almost raped by a few gangsters just now!" ”

"Huh? Hahaha......" Li Jie laughed, "There is such a thing?" ”

"Don't laugh! I'm telling you this very seriously! Roger shouted.

"Oh." Li Jie restrained his smile and asked with a concerned expression, "What the hell is going on?" Is there any alarm? Our robot should automatically call the police in this situation and take a photo of the gangster and upload it to the police. Don't worry, those gangsters won't be able to escape! ”

Roger said hatefully: "Call the police!" By the time the police came, they had all of them dump me! Those gangsters are fucking underworlds and broke two of my ribs! ”

Li Jie stuck out his tongue and said, "No, it's so serious?" ”

Roger said: "I said how did your robot design, in this case, she can only cry and cry and let those gangsters bully, can't she resist?" She's a robot! ”

Li Jie laughed again: "Mr. Luo, you should know the basic laws of robots, right?" The first is that robots are absolutely forbidden to attack and harm humans! ”

Roger said, "What kind of bullshit law is this? Could it be that when their owners are attacked by gangsters, they can only stand by and watch? ”

Li Jie said: "Well...... If this happens, in principle, they can only call the police and wait for the police to deal with it. ”

Roger sneered, "Then how do you bodyguard bots work?" If someone comes and kills its owner, it just calls the police and waits? ”

Li Jie said: "Bodyguard robots are a special type that can appropriately harm humans with clear malice when necessary to protect their owners. ”

Roger immediately said, "Then can you help me add a bodyguard program to my robot?" If this happens to me again in the future, she will be able to protect me somewhat. ”

Li Jie shook his head and said, "Mr. Luo, I'm afraid this won't work, the use of the bodyguard robot is strictly restricted, and it is difficult for ordinary people to apply for it." Besides, the Guardian Angel series was not originally designed as a bodyguard-type robot, its continuous output power is only 80 watts, and the maximum output power is only 500 watts, which is about the same strength as a normal girl. So even if you install a bodyguard program, it's probably not enough to protect you. ”

Roger frowned and said, "What, why is this robot so weak?" ”

Li Jie smiled and said, "Yes." - Mr. Luo, in fact, to put it bluntly, this robot was originally designed to meet the needs of men of the opposite sex, and its main function is...... Well, that, you know. ”

Roger said: "In other words, in fact, she has no other use except for accompanying men?" ”

Li Jie smiled a little awkwardly and said, "That's pretty much it." ”

Roger was silent for a while, and said, "Li Jie, can you help me think of a way to add a plug-in to her, so that she can have functions similar to bodyguard robots?" Otherwise, I really won't dare to take her out again in the future! ”

Li Jie shook his head and said: "No, Mr. Luo, I have just said that the installation of the bodyguard program requires permission, and it is illegal to install it without permission!" ”

"Damn!" Roger said indignantly.

Li Jie looked at him and said, "Mr. Luo, that ...... I think you're getting a bit of a robotic dependence, and I recommend that you see a psychiatrist......"

"Shut up, I'm a psychiatrist myself!" Roger interrupted him a little rudely, "No, forget it, so be it!" ”

"Okay, Mr. Luo, if you have any other needs, please feel free to contact me." Li Jie said.

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After hanging up Li Jie's phone, Roger quietly leaned on the sofa and started to start.

Luo Li walked up to him and whispered, "Brother Roger, I'll help you to the bed." ”

Roger shook his head and said, "No. ”

Luo Li said: "But you were injured, and the doctor recommended that you stay in bed." ”

Roger said angrily: "It's okay, I said no, I don't need it, I can't die!" ”

He was now annoyed, and lying in bed would only make it more uncomfortable.

Luo Li sat down beside him, lowered her head and said, "Brother Roger, it's all my fault for hurting you, I'm sorry!" ”

Roger shook his head and said, "No, Xiaoli, it's not your fault!" ”

The only blame can only be blamed on the brain-dead designers of Turing's company, who deliberately designed her to look so weak.

Roger stared at the guilt-ridden Lori for a long time, and finally made up his mind and picked up his PED.

This is the robot he bought with all his wealth, and Roger really can't tolerate so many flaws on her body. Since that Li Jie refuses to help, why not try to ask for help on the almighty network?

Roger opened the search engine and typed in the keyword "guardian angel-7", and a long list of search results immediately popped up below.

Roger flipped through them one by one, and most of the search results were about the robot's performance and sales pages, and the content was similar, with a lot of repetitive information. Roger flipped to the fifth page until he finally found a link that he thought was of some value.

It was the entrance to a communication platform, pointing to a communication group called "Beauty and the Beast", and the introduction showed that this group was full of users of the "Guardian Angel" series of simulation robots. Roger's heart moved, and he immediately signed up to join the group.

Messages popped up on the screen, dazzling Roger.

Most of that information is users showing their interactions with robots, and there are a lot of eye-stimulating pictures and videos mixed in, which makes people marvel at the brains and creativity of these guys.

It's a place full of low-level fun, but Roger likes it.

He lurked quietly for a while before he cautiously asked, "Ask the seniors, can this robot be modified?" ”

After asking this question, Roger waited a long time before a user named "Tui Mo Old Man" replied to him: "Why are you modding? ”

"Because I want my robot to be more powerful," Roger said. ”

"It's already very powerful." "Grinding the old man" said, "What other features do you want?" ”

Roger said, "I want her to protect me when necessary, like a bodyguard robot!" ”

As soon as he said this, he immediately attracted a laugh.

"Haha, idiot!" A user named "Fake Baoyu" said, "This is a standard ** robot, designed according to the Lori model, can't even carry a bucket of water, you still expect her to protect you?" You think she's a female terminator? ”

A user named "Flower Fairy's Dad" said: "Yes, if you need protection, you should buy a bodyguard-type robot, why buy this one?" ”

Roger had no choice but to explain: "But when I went out with this product today, I was targeted by a few hooligans, and they beat me up and insulted my robot. ”

When those users heard this, they burst into laughter.

"Ahh "Fake Baoyu" said.

"This brother is so talented!" "Daddy of the flower fairy" said.

"Pushing and grinding the old man" said: "Brother, it's good to buy this product and hide it in the quilt and use it secretly, how can you take her outside to walk around?" It's easy to get into trouble! ”

"......" Roger was speechless by them.

Such a flawless thing, if you can only hide in the bed by yourself and secretly admire it, wouldn't it be too tyrannical?

These tasteless guys are really unreasonable.

Just when he felt bored and wanted to quit the chat, he suddenly saw a user with the nickname "A Grain of Sand" send him a private message: "Add me, private chat." ”

Roger thought for a moment and clicked to accept his invitation.

"Those people are idiots, they don't understand anything, don't listen to their nonsense." "A grain of sand" said to Roger in the private chat channel.

"Do you understand?" Roger asked.

"I know a little bit about it." "A grain of sand" said.

The flame of hope in Roger's heart immediately burned: "Really? Then please advise! ”

"You just said you wanted to modify the robot, right?" "A grain of sand" asked.

"yes." Roger said, "I want to modify her to have a bodyguard function, but I heard that the output power of this robot is very low, so I want to know if I can modify the ** force system first." ”

"No modifications." "A grain of sand" said, "The output power of this robot is actually enough. ”

"Huh?" "But I consulted with a Turing technician, and he told me that the robot's maximum output is only 500 watts." ”

"Cut!" "A grain of sand" sneered and said, "You don't understand, he fooled you." In fact, the maximum output power of this robot is at least 5000 watts, but for safety reasons, Turing Company set up a valve in the system to lock its actual power at about 10% of the maximum power, that is, it remains about the same as a normal human! ”

"Damn, Li Jie, you dead liar!"

Roger cursed hatefully in his heart, and then asked, "Is there any way to unlock this valve?" ”

"Absolutely." "A grain of sand" said, "To use professional unlocking software, I can send it to you if you want." ”

"Really? That's great! Roger said.

"But it's three thousand dollars." "A grain of sand" said.

"Okay, no problem!" Of course, Roger knows that there is no such thing as a free lunch, and it is too cost-effective to spend only 3,000 yuan to give Luo Li a big performance boost.

"Let's go to the intermediary platform." "A grain of sand" said, "You pay, I will send you the software, and you will write the software system consulting fee for the transaction name." ”

"Is your software secure?" Roger asked, a little uneasy.

"Brother, you're insulting me!" "A grain of sand" seemed to be a little angry, "I'm a professional!" ”

"Oh, I'm sorry!" Roger hurriedly apologized. However, since people dare to trade on the intermediary platform, they naturally have confidence in their own things, so the quality of the software should be no problem.

"A grain of sand" continued: "But if you want to develop a bodyguard function, it is not enough to increase the output power, the key is to install functional software. ”

"yes, of course I do!" Roger said, "But I heard that the official bodyguard software is very troublesome to install, and the permission requirements are very strict." ”

"It's not just very strict, it's basically forbidden for ordinary people to use it." "A grain of sand" said.

Roger asked, "Dude, is there anything you can do?" ”

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