The only female judge, said with a smile: "Xiaoqiu, are you coveting other people's apprentices?" ”

"Not my apprentice." Without waiting for the bald head to answer, the Qiu poet clarified coldly.

They were all a little surprised: "Not your apprentice?" ”

Their expressions were clear: It's not your apprentice that you are so protective and so nervous?

Qiu Shishi hugged me very naturally: "It's not an apprentice, it's my wife!" ”

Everyone else was stunned, and the old man's eyes were even darker, and he was able to express his appreciation to me just now, which would obviously dislike: "Nonsense, do you know what you're talking about?" Even if you are more tolerant of ghost cultivation now, everyone can coexist peacefully, but a ghost catcher is combined with a ghost, is it like words? ”

"Wan Bo, you don't have to worry about it." Although the poet Qiu has a little respect for his predecessors, he has no intention of bowing his head for this, and his attitude can even be said to be presumptuous.

The old man called Wan Bo was so angry that he snorted coldly and walked away, but the look he left before leaving made me feel more and more uneasy.

As if he didn't know that people were angry, Qiu Shishi added fuel to the fire and said: "Wan Bo go slowly." ”

After not seeing Wan Bo, the bald head smiled and gave Qiu Shiren a punch: "Wan Bo will be angry with you one day sooner or later." ”

Qiu Shishi glanced at him lightly: "If you die, he may not die." ”

"Hey, what's that?"

After arguing for a while, Qiu Shishi specially introduced me.

is in her forties, but she still has a lively female judge named Sun Lanqi, the one who looks hearty with a bald head is called Qiu Yanhui, and the other one who looks like a serious old professor is older than Sun Lanqi, surnamed Wen, no one knows the name, everyone calls him Professor Wen.

Of course, he is not a real professor, just a code name, just like the horror of the poet.

As for the departing Wan Bo, his name is Wan Yan, who occupies a pivotal position in the Yin and Yang Association, and many people will call him Wan Lao, only those who are close to him and who he can see can call him Wan Bo.

As mentioned before, there are still some old antiques that still adhere to the different paths of people and ghosts, and they are particularly untreatable to ghosts, and Wan Yan is one of them.

But now this is not important, the important thing is that Qiu Shiren is not a person who will introduce his friends to others, it can only show one point, he takes me very seriously, so he is so solemn, not only to let me integrate into his world, but also to hope that these few people who are not weak in the yin and yang world can abandon my "identity" and even help me to a certain extent.

You must know what a proud person Qiu Shishi is in his bones.

They probably also felt this, and they all became cautious, now everyone can accept the existence of ghosts in their lives, but it seems a little difficult to accept a friend around them to marry a ghost, but they didn't throw their sleeves and leave immediately like Wan Yan, which is already very good.

Just when the atmosphere was a little stiff, the bald Qiu Yanhui laughed again: "You kid, I thought you planned to be a bachelor for the rest of your life, this can't be looked down on, I didn't notice that you have a wife." Really, everything is one step ahead of me, before I fell in love with an apprentice, and in a blink of an eye, I became your apprentice, and now I have a good fancy to a good one, and I have also become your daughter-in-law, you say you, when can you not rob me? ”

Qiu Shishi said arrogantly: "What robbery, it was originally mine." ”

Qiu Yanhui couldn't wait to fight with the poet immediately.

The atmosphere eased slightly, Sun Lanqi also proposed that everyone go to breakfast together, Qiu Shiren hugged me and said, "I still have to prepare for the finals, I will take her back first, you eat slowly." ”

Then I saw that everyone's eyes were extremely strange and contemptuous, but before I could ask, I was taken away by the Qiu poet, and after getting in the car, I had time to ask: "When is the finals?" ”

"This time I will rest a little longer, half a month."

Me: "......"

"Then why did you refuse to have breakfast with them?"

"Let's just eat it ourselves, why a few more light bulbs?"

Me: "......"

Sure enough, after we went out, we didn't even see Zhang Xiaofang and Xiaobao, and in the words of the poet of hatred, they were told to get out early.

I looked back at the building, which seemed to glow in the morning sun: "What about here?" The female ghost named Miao Miao, and the male ghost of Brother Xiao, how will they deal with it in the future? ”

"The organizer has called the police, the evidence has been submitted, the mastermind who is lucky not to die can't escape the punishment of the law, and the rest, the soul that should be exceeded, the array that should be broken, the organizer will deal with it."

I nodded, and suddenly thought, "This Earth Yin Yang Association can't say that it will be used for the competition, right?" Who agreed? ”

Qiu Shiren raised an interesting smile: "It's the second-generation developer in your mouth." ”

"Huh? No way? ”

"He was probably not willing to give up the land he had worked so hard to get, and he provided this place as a competition venue, and the terms negotiated with us were to help him exorcise evil spirits."

He probably couldn't have imagined that he would blow up his bottom.

I was stunned for two seconds and smiled sarcastically: "This may be Skynet's restoration but not leakage." ”

Qiu Shiren took me to a super delicious breakfast restaurant for breakfast, and it was a kind of spiritual enjoyment to work all night and then have a delicious breakfast.

The important thing is that it is just me and him.

I raised my eyes and looked at Qiu Shishi, who was rude and handsome, and secretly decided to put the plan on the agenda, there was still half a month before the finals, and I didn't believe it could be done.

……

Because I passed the semi-finals, everyone decided to celebrate for me, Zhang Xiaofang and Zhao Si worked together to find a very good hot pot restaurant, and ordered a few catties of spicy crayfish, which was simply refreshing.

When it was time to check out, I went to the bathroom.

I was washing my hands, and when I looked up, I saw a ghost standing behind me in the mirror—

"Ho, do you want to scare me like that?"

Liao Junming smiled shyly and materialized his upper body: "My friends and I came here to smell the fragrance, but I didn't expect to meet you, so I came to say hello to you." ”

I rolled my eyes and scanned the environment to make sure I was in the wrong place: "It seems like this is ...... Lady? ”

"What does it matter," he shrugged, "no one can see me anyway." ”

As soon as she said this, a woman came out of the cubicle, she probably had just pulled up her pants and was pulling at the hem of her clothes, and then the action stopped when she saw us, and two seconds later she ran out screaming:

"There are ghosts, ghosts, ......"

Liao Junming's face was cloudy: "Did something happen?" ”

I twitched the corners of my mouth, "You're either fully materialized, or you're just a ghost?" "It's only half a body, and anyone who sees it will be shocked, right?

He smiled and simply recovered his ghost body, and I saw him like that, and realized something very important: "You male ghosts, you don't often run to the women's bathroom, do you?" ”

He turned around shyly: "I just came in to look for you when I saw you." ”

"Alright," I disliked, "I've seen you go." ”

"Oh." He slumped his shoulders and prepared to float out.

"Eh, you wait." I called out to him, and watched him quickly turn around, looking at me with bright eyes, and a very innocent look, which made me feel very ashamed of the question I was about to ask.

"That, that......"

He twisted his head up and down one hundred and eighty degrees, and looked at me with the top of his head down, so frightened that I almost punched me: "Swing your head, hurry, or I'll unscrew it." ”

He had no choice but to turn his head obediently: "What the hell are you going to ask me?" ”

"That's the ......," I pulled him to the other side, "I just wanted to ask you, man and ghost, can you do that?" ”

"Which one?"

"That's it!" I made a gesture that I was ashamed of.

Liao Junming understood, and a shy iron fist came over, and turned his back twisted: "Oh, you're, people aren't ready yet." ”

I clutched my chest and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Nonsense, nonsense, how can it be with you, with you is a ghost and a ghost, do you treat me as a human or yourself as a human being?" ”

"Oh." He put away his expression in frustration and sighed in disappointment.

"What do you mean?" I punched him back, "You haven't answered my question yet, can you do it?" ”

"I don't really understand this." He glanced at me plaintively, "I haven't been in a relationship since I died." ”

I said twice: "Forget it, when I didn't ask, next time I burned some paper money for you, I will leave first." ”

I sighed and wanted to leave, it had been long enough to pee.

"What are you anxious about," he said, grabbing me, "I haven't been in a relationship, but I've heard some of my ghost friends say something." ”

Stopping, I shrank back: "What did your ghost friends tell you?" ”

"This man and ghost are combined, whether it is for people or ghosts, it is not very good."

"Why?"

"Because people can't stand the yin energy of ghosts, and ghosts can't stand people's yang energy."

I was tormented: "What if we really get married?" ”

"I don't know very well, but I've heard that there is a method, the two sides of the double cultivation can not only resist the damage, but can complement each other, but the method of double cultivation of people and ghosts is rare, I'm afraid it's not easy to get it. Oh, by the way, I also heard that if both parties happen to have special physiques, the effect is similar to that of double cultivation, but this chance is even less, I haven't seen it at all. That's pretty much all I know...... Alas, what do you find someone to do, how good it is to find a ghost to cultivate. ”

He was scratching his head in front of me, trying to hook me up, and I was speechless when the bathroom door was pushed open.

I didn't care too much about it, anyway, others couldn't see Liao Junming, who would have thought that it was Qiu Shishi who pushed the door open!

We froze at the same time, it was really Liao Junming's posture at that time that was too spicy!

Qiu Shiren raised his eyebrows, and then walked in calmly, without the other men cowering when they entered the women's bathroom: "What are you talking about, huh?" ”

"No," after subconsciously answering, I saw Liao Junming's still maintained posture out of the corner of my eye, and quickly put him back on the right path, smirking at Qiu Shishi, "Hehe, why are you here?" ”

"They thought you had fallen into the toilet, so let me look for you." He glanced at Liao Junming, who was far away because he walked in, "Which ghost cultivator did you just ask my girlfriend to find?" You? ”

Liao Junming shook his head violently, seeing that he was about to cry in fright, he heard the poet say, "Shouldn't you go?" He nodded violently again, and flew away with a "boom".

As the Qiu poet moved his gaze back to me, I instinctively stood up straight: "Just now, just now I just asked him something. ”

"yes, I thought you had suitors."

"Hahaha, how is that possible." Yes, how is it possible, but why am I so weak-hearted? "Ah, let's go quickly, otherwise Zhang Xiaofang will think that the two of us fell into the toilet together."

I put my arm around him and left the toilet with a half-drag, and when I got out of the toilet, I met the woman who came to the toilet, and she looked at us as if she was looking at a pervert.

Me: "......"

It's really no reputation.

……

"Double cultivation?" Zhang Xiaofang looked at me ambiguously, "Yo, it's terrible, you want to do double cultivation with the boss?" ”

I pushed her: "Just tell me if you know, so many things." ”

In order to inquire about this with her, I ripped off my skin and bought gifts to please her, not to let her laugh at my dear.

"I don't know, but I know who knows."

"Who?"

I looked at her expectantly, but she asked lewdly, "Sister-in-law, tell me first, are you and the boss still ...... Have you ever mated? ”

"Mate with you hammer, we're humans, not animals."

She laughed: "I said sister-in-law, if you want to eat the boss, you can eat it directly, why do you have to get involved in double cultivation, although when you double cultivate, if you are all children, the effect of the first time will be a little better, but in fact, it is not bad, it's a big deal that you come a few more times, and you can make up for it a few more times, you look at you, the children have it, but the first step can't go out, if I tell Xiaokui, she will definitely die of laughter." ”

I grabbed her neck: "If you dare to tell others, you will make you laugh 'to death' first!" ”

She raised her hands in surrender, her sunglasses were crooked, and the corners of her mouth were grinning, and she hated it when she looked at it.

I sighed, "I've heard that the combination of humans and ghosts is not good for both of them, unless it's a double cultivation. ”

"That's right, but you're different from the boss, he's born with pure yang, and you, who have been harmed into pure yin by a moth who doesn't know what, there's nothing more worthy than you." When she said this, she raised her flexible eyebrows like discovering the New World, "So, you still have to thank the enemy who has been hurting you behind your back?" ”

Me: "......"

What's going on with this special code?

Zhang Xiaofang patted me on the shoulder vigorously: "So you, don't eat the boss carelessly, if you don't think it's okay, I still have the 'elixir' that can help you, do you want it?" Sell it to you cheaply. ”

I pushed her head away, threw a bag of melon seeds in my hand to her, got up and patted her buttocks, and prepared to leave.

"Hey, the boss seems to be a little busy today, you have to go back so early?"

After the celebration banquet of the semi-finals, we went back to the magic capital first, after all, Xiaobao is about to start school, and there is still half a month left in the finals.

The guy next to me is also busy, but she uses the excuse that I have something to do with her, and she is lazy at home openly...... Obviously, when I made an appointment, I said, if you have time, let's find time to talk?

Damn, it feels like you've been cheated by her in reverse?

I glanced back at her, "Of course I'll go back early and get ready," teasingly scraping her chin with my fingers, "It's good to eat your boss." Alas, don't be too envious, I know you haven't found a boyfriend yet, so you can only talk to me about mating, eat it, tsk. ”

Don't I dare to fight back!

"Melon seeds are slowly knocking, it's good to be a melon eater, wait for me to eat the meat, and then I'll share the taste of meat with you."

I walked away proudly under her black face!

……

On the way back, I was still influenced by Zhang Xiaofang...... I went to an adult store that I found on the Internet.

Originally, after listening to Liao Junming's words, I was still worried that I couldn't find the double cultivation method, whether I wanted to have a Platonic eternity with Qiu Shishi, now that Zhang Xiaofang has confirmed that I and Qiu Shishi not only don't have to eat vegetarian, but also have a meat feast, I just choose a day better than hit the day, and release the seduction trick today.

"Miss, what do you need? Our store has everything you need, so you are satisfied. ”

The owner of the shop was a handsome guy with a very sincere smile, but in such a shop, that smile made me so ashamed that I didn't dare to raise my head.

"Well, is there a ...... Have you ever let a man eat it, will, will feel that there is, there is ......"

"I see, you're looking for some spice medicine, aren't you?"

I nodded again and again, thought about it and added, "If you want that harmless, that is, it can arouse interest and interest." ”

After a while, I rolled up a black bag in my arms, looked left and right, made sure that no one was passing by, and no one I knew came out, so I secretly lowered my head and slipped away, and took a taxi, trying to make preparations before the poet arrived home.

Qiu Shishi told me that he would come back for dinner, and I estimated the time when he would come back, so I went to the kindergarten to pick up Xiaobao first, and bought vegetables by the way.

Xiaobao took my hand and jumped: "Mom, you bought a lot of vegetables today, are you for Xiaobao to eat?" ”

Hearing his words, the black egg squatting on my shoulder, his tail flicked up, and a pair of eyes stared straight at the bag of fish I hung around his neck, and he was about to become cross-eyed.

Qu You is not there, she is now working in the Huzi Hotel, where she eats and stays, occasionally receives guests, has a good treatment, works easily, and can learn a lot of "human" knowledge, she herself likes to be self-reliant, so she let her stay there, and only go home to see Xiaobao and us during the holidays.

"Yes, mom is not happy to add food to Xiaobao and Black Egg tonight?"

"I'm happy, Xiaobao likes to eat the delicious food made by her mother the most."

"That's good." I pinched Xiaobao's nose and squatted down to look at him, "Then, for the sake of so many delicious foods, can Xiaobao do her mother a favor?" ”

Xiaobao's eyes rolled slyly: "Then mom fried a little more ribs, Xiaobao likes to eat that." ”

"Okay."

"Xiaobao still wants to drink that sweet juice."

"Yes, Mom has already bought it."

"That little treasure still has to ......"

"......" this bear child.

When Qiu Shishi came home, I had already cooked a table of dishes, and he raised his eyebrows: "What day is today?" ”

I poked my head out of the kitchen, still wearing an apron, with a shovel in my hand: "You're back, help me get the soup out, I still have a dish." ”

He followed the kitchen, put his arm around my waist and looked at the dishes in my pot, his lips rubbed against my ears intentionally or unintentionally, and I itched and shrunk my neck: "What are you doing, bring the soup out, and then wash your hands and eat." ”

"Banlan?"

"What?"

He chuckled, "You seem to be nervous right now?" ”

"W-what, what am I nervous about, pure nonsense."

"Really?"

"I don't know what nerves you're having." I lifted my shoulders, his head resting there, "Don't get in my way here." ”

"How do you cook so many dishes?"

"Because Xiaobao likes to eat."

I simply closed the lid of the pot, turned around and pushed him to the white porcelain basin containing the soup: "Work hard, or you won't have your share at night." ”

After he went out with the soup, I exhaled carefully, although I didn't have a heart, I still felt that my heart was beating fast, I pressed my chest weakly, and cheered myself up.

It will work!

At the beginning of the meal, I personally scooped a bowl of soup for Qiu Shishi, and after he took it, he looked at Xiaobao and Heidan: "Their soup seems to be different from ours?" ”

"Their soup is made by me separately, and it is used by children to grow their bodies."

Qiu Shishi's eyes were strange: "Long body...... With? ”

"What's the matter, I just think Xiaobao's height is growing too slowly, can't I make it up for him?" I deliberately slammed it.

"Ahem, okay, you can do whatever you like." He also urged Xiaobao, "Drink more, don't waste your mother's heart." And you," he told Black Egg, "although you can't grow up, maybe you can grow more meat, and in your cat world, fat is beautiful." ”

The black egg bared its teeth at him.

I was so embarrassed that I wanted to bury my face in the bowl.

pretended to be very attentive to eating, but he still couldn't help but peek at him, seeing that he only cared about eating vegetables and didn't drink soup, a little anxious, and afraid that saying too much would make him suspicious, so he could only bite the bowl and hold back, holding his urine urgently.

"Eat more when you're hungry." Qiu Shiren sandwiched a piece of meat for me and put it in my bowl, "What are you going to do with the bowl?" ”

When I saw that the edge of the bowl was gnawed by me, I was annoyed and angry: "I like to eat with the bowl, hum." ”

endured it, but couldn't hold back: "You drink soup, I worked very hard, and I specially gave you a body supplement." ”

"Really?"

I always felt that his two words were very ambiguous, as if he was suspicious of me, but when I was nervous, he really picked up the soup bowl and obediently drank most of the bowl of soup.

I quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

The meal was finally finished in various moods, and I looked at the time while putting away the dishes, calculating how long it would take for the drug to take effect.

Let Qiu Shishi wash the dishes, I took Qiu Xiaobao back to the child's room, and told him a thousand times: "Let's talk about it, tonight, you and Hei Dan stay in your room, can you do it?" ”

"Yes!" Xiaobao nodded his little head vigorously and saluted me, "Promise to complete the task." ”

"There is no basis for words, let's give a high-five."

The palms of one big and one small collided with each other, and then squeezed their eyebrows at each other, Xiaobao said: "Mom, whether you can take down Dad, it's up to you." ”