Chapter Twenty-Six: Unfamiliar
"Forget it." Lu Qian pretended to sigh generously, "I haven't figured out how to deal with it yet, I'll go back and tangle it first, and I'll notify you when I've thought of a countermeasure." Don't think about it, I know your name is Qiao Shen! ”
Lu Qian softly stretched out his hand and tugged at his sleeve, lowered his head aggrievedly and called: "Qiao Shen......"
This is the first time Lu Qian has been so pretentious, and she feels that she has a talent for acting.
This is the first time that Lu Qian has called his name seriously, and he finally called him right, but Qiao Shen couldn't laugh at all at this time, because if Lu Qian was really pregnant, the child in his belly would ...... It could only be her ex-boyfriend's.
After being blacked out by Lu Qian last night, Qiao Shen stuffed the tablet back into the suitcase, and the inspiration that had been accumulated with great difficulty disappeared in an instant. He had no intention of sleeping, so he simply asked Shao Ran to come out and masturbate.
He told Shao Ran about his encounter with Lu Qian, of course, omitting the part where Lu Qian was drunk......
After Shao Ran's serious and serious analysis, he came to a conclusion, that is...... His 10,000-year-old iron tree is probably about to bloom.
Qiao Shen thought about it all night last night, and felt that what Shao Ran said did make some sense, if he wasn't interested in Lu Qian, how could he never forget it. Today, he was already going to accept this fact, but Lu Qian gave him a slap in the face, saying that he was pregnant with his ex-boyfriend's child......
This plot reversal is too fast, and Qiao Shen really can't accept it.
According to the development of this plot, should he immediately extinguish this little flame of love in his heart? Or accept the facts and be a father?
Just when Qiao Shen was in a dilemma, Lu Qian sighed generously: "Forget it, I haven't figured out how to deal with it yet, I'll go back and tangle it first, and I'll notify you when I think of countermeasures!" Don't think about it, I know your name is Qiao Shen! ”
After speaking, she reached out to push Qiao Shen. Qiao Shen slammed her on the wall at this time, Lu Qian pushed her hard twice, and Qiao Shen didn't move at all.
She looked up puzzled.
"Show me the results." Qiao Shen bent down to tug at the bag she was hiding behind her.
Lu Qian grabbed his hand and shook it off. Just kidding, isn't this stuffing just revealing when you see it!
She firmly hid the checklist and yelled at him with a straight face: "What do you see? What's there to see? Don't you just want to shirk your responsibilities? If you don't want to be responsible, forget it! I wish I had known that you were this kind of person who messes with men and women, and I didn't sleep with you when I slept on a telephone pole that night! ”
"Me? a man and a woman? Qiao Shen frowned, what kind of mess is this?
"Wronged you?" Lu Qian counted with his fingers, "Either the little girl jumped off the building for you, or the little girl accompanied you into the bureau in the middle of the night, and I saw it when I sent you over yesterday...... When your wife gives birth, you don't have to comfort her by your side, but you still have to push her to have an abortion, it's almost time to give birth, do you mean that you will have an abortion? Is there any humanity left? ”
"Abortion?"
"Comrade Qiao, I advise you to be kind. Now that you have a wife, don't go all the way around. Your wife worked hard for you to conceive a baby in October, and you are still messing with flowers and grass outside, do you say you are still human? ”
"I ......"
"I know what you're going to say, what you want to say is that the girls took the initiative, right?" Lu Qian's face was distressed, "Let me tell you Comrade Qiao, flies don't bite seamless eggs, if it weren't for your hesitant attitude in the face of feelings, and your tone of voice when you refused, so that the girls felt that there was an opportunity, those girls would not go astray for you." ”
Qiao Shen: ......??
"It's like that night, if you don't come back to help me with Xiao Bozhou, if you don't kiss me on the forehead, if you don't agree to accompany me to Xiao Bozhou's engagement ceremony, if you don't hand me your sleeve to wipe your tears, if you don't come to the bar to look for me, if you don't take me to your room...... I'm not going to be strong with you. Take 10,000 steps back and say, when I take off your clothes, if you still remember that you are a married woman and man, and push me away with a tough attitude, I won't get pregnant now, you know? ”
She spoke very quickly, and kept spraying out like a cannon, so that Qiao Shen had no chance to refute at all. If she hadn't said so much in a row, he wouldn't have known that he had done so many abnormal things for her, and this unexpected stupid thing, was it really his Qiao Shen who did it?
When the two were at a stalemate......
"Huh? Why are you still here? Didn't you go to the gastroenterology department for a check-up? The gynecologist who had just examined Lu Qian suddenly appeared.
Qiao Shen came back to his senses, looked at Lu Qian with mysterious eyes, and seemed to smile: "Gastroenterology?" Didn't you say pregnant? ”
Lu Qian's face was hot, as if he had anticipated the large-scale face-slapping scene that would be staged next. It just so happened that the elevator stopped on this floor, and when Qiao Shen was not paying attention, she jumped into the elevator at once.
The slap in the face came too quickly like a tornado, and Lu Qian, who entered the elevator, had a painful face. I originally wanted to educate Qiao scumbag with confidence, but how did I know that the doctor's sister came so timely......
Lu Qian held her forehead, fortunately she ran fast.
When Qiao Shen wanted to reach out and grab Lu Qian again, she had already gotten into the elevator and ran. The doctor's sister who was standing next to him was asking him with a gossipy face, "Did you know that girl just now?" ”
The corners of Qiao Shen's mouth pulled out a shallow arc, and he said as he walked, "I'm not familiar." ”
The doctor's sister obviously didn't believe it, so she pulled her legs and chased after her and asked, "Not familiar?" I don't know if she can tell you about her pregnancy? ”
Qiao Shen's feet slid and paused, and the smile on his face was fleeting: "She's really pregnant?" ”
The doctor's sister put her hands in her pockets, with a smile on her face, and said calmly as she walked: "Oh, this is the patient's privacy, and we as doctors don't dare to talk nonsense." ”
"Zhou Muyi!"
"What do you call me?" Doctor Zhou glared back at Qiao Shen.
Qiao Shen called out honestly: "Cousin......"
"I can't tell you if I call me cousin, but I'm a man of medical ethics after all. If you want to know, you can ask the patient himself! Zhou Mu raised his eyebrows, "No, didn't you just say that you are not familiar with other girls?" So why do you care if someone is pregnant? ”
Qiao Shenzai carefully observed Zhou Muyi's expression, she has never been very good at acting, the truth is written on her face, just look at her appearance and know that Lu Qian must be talking nonsense just now.
Qiao Shen said home, but Zhou Mu stopped him: "Seriously, what do you have to do with that girl?" I heard Shao Ran say this morning, saying that you have been very close to a girl recently, could it be her? ”
Shao Ran's big mouth is really unreliable.
No, in less than half a day, it actually reached Zhou Muyi.
Zhou Muyi is a few years older than Qiao Shen, and it can be said that he grew up watching Qiao Shen since he was a child. Since she was a child, girls have been revolving around Qiao Shen, and this is the first time she has seen Qiao Shen worry about other girls.
I can't help but wonder: "How did you and that girl meet?" ”
"What does that girl do?" Zhou Muyi asked after him.
Qiao Shen went to the three words 'firefighter' in his mouth, swallowed it back, and finally changed it to: "Civil servant." ”
Zhou Muyi and his grandmother are almost out of the same nostrils, if Zhou Muyi knows something, his grandmother will know sooner or later.
It wasn't until Qiao Shen blurted out the words 'civil servant' that he realized...... He seems to be thinking too far away, what is Lu Qian's position and what does it have to do with him?
"Civil servants?" Zhou Muyi nodded with satisfaction, "It's really a coincidence." ”
"Qiao?"
"Yes, your grandmother was still telling me this morning, saying that she had found a good girl for you, a civil servant, with a stable job, and that it was better for a girl to have a stable job, and that the girl had a thin waist and long legs and a goose egg face, you must like it. Say that when you are free, you will arrange to meet first. ”
Zhou Muyi winked ambiguously at Qiao Shen: "But it seems that this meeting is unnecessary......"
"Who said it wasn't necessary!" Qiao Shen cut off Zhou Muyi's words, "You tell my grandmother, if you want to make an appointment to meet, it will be arranged in the afternoon of the day after tomorrow, and I will be free in the afternoon of the day after tomorrow!" ”
"Eh, no......" Zhou Muyi looked at Qiao Shen's departing back, "That girl ...... just now"
"What girl, didn't you say? Uncooked! ”
Just like Shao Ran said, he may have been fascinated by ghosts for a while, and he has too few girls in contact, so he keeps dreaming of Lu Qian.
Yes, it would be nice to have a few more girls!
He didn't believe that his old iron tree had to be planted in Lu Qian's field!