Dugu Wufei and Dugu Qiu helped the 8th prince Xiao Yingli to sit at the very edge of the gang.

A short and fat middle-aged man, who should be an official and a small official, has a strong local accent: "Hey, I have a proposal, why don't we recite poems and marry?" ”

This short and fat man is called Jiang Beike, his name is quite poetic, with thick eyebrows and small eyes, a big mouth and buck teeth, and he is indeed the most beautiful person among these people. Only a smile will captivate the city and the country.

Duguqiu looked at the middle-aged man sadly, silently feeling sad for the upcoming women.

Xiao Liang's eyes were shining, and his own cultural background was very shallow, and when he arrived at this point, he suddenly remembered that he had memorized two poems when he was a child, and on his rosy cheeks after drinking, a mouth grew bigger and bigger, until he laughed heartily.

"Hahaha, hahaha. Brother 9, let's do it like this! There are 13 women in total, watch me win a few of them! ”

Xiao Heng rubbed the cat's head, and the blue-eyed golden silk cat moaned comfortably: "Meow, meow." "Its cry is always two in a row, and the so-called good things come in pairs.

Xiao Heng burped, looked around, and found that everyone was very interested, remembering what Bustard said before, this batch of goods is good, "Hiccup, well, okay, let's start from the old 12, one by one." ”

"Brother 9, I want 3!"

Xiao Heng blinked slowly, "Okay, it's good if you're happy." ”

The first is a standard local woman, a small jasper. Therefore, because the family was in the middle of the road, his father loved gambling and owed usury, so he sold this little girl called Jade here.

"Okay! Here comes Ha, "Levy People's Grievances", the years of Baihe Fuyuguan, the Chao Ma Ce and the knife ring. The snow returns to the green mound in three springs, and the golden river surrounds the Black Mountain. ”

"Good! Childe's voice is round, subdued, and has a sprinkled rhyme. Dugu rolled his eyes, it was Jiang Beike who spoke, it was originally an excellent compliment, but Xiao Liang was intermittent, after thinking about it, it took a stick of incense to roughly remember these 28 words, and the words are round, and the tone is frustrated, and it can't be touched at all, only the feeling of falling into the water, how can there be a chic feeling. But this is where Jiang Beike is superior, you need to know that the imperial court selects people based on their appearance, and it is not easy to live with Jiang Beike who is so ugly.

The second woman who came up was a very tall woman, slender and numb, obviously adapted to the tricks of fate.

He was too tall, so this time Xiao Liang didn't speak, he glanced at the more than ten people around him, especially Dugu Wufei and Jiang Beike for a long time. Dugu touched his head without paying, and Mo Yujian jumped, as if he was ready to burst out at any time. Jiang Beike grinned happily, and Xiao Liang was so frightened that he dodged.

The scene fell cold for a moment.

The old bustard looked at the situation and immediately laughed: "It's that the turtle slave doesn't have long eyes, and swept away the Yaxing of several sons." Hurry up and bring this long log down, and go to pour the gong bucket later! ”

Duguqiu looked at Dugu unpaid, "Uncle, this is too ruthless, although this girl is a little taller and thinner, but if she doesn't agree with her, she will go to pour the gong bucket?" How does this work? ”

Dugu thought for a while, "It's not necessarily good to give away the bucket." Duguqiu looked at Dugu Wuyu in horror, as if he knew him for the first time.

"Wait!" That's right, it was Jiang Beike who spoke. He was originally a county magistrate of one party, but later he came to the mansion of the 9th prince and became an idle staff member, called a magistrate in official terms. A profession with a playful nature.

Jiang Beike belongs to a clown-like character who has a lot of fun and will do anything.

Dugu Wufu looked at Jiang Beike carefully, and said in a low voice: "I can't imagine that he is a heroic person." ”

8 The prince didn't know when he woke up: "Hmph, it's not a rotten pot or a broken pot." ”

Dugu Wufei suddenly felt a little disgusted, and Duguqiu answered: "This doesn't count, this is a cauldron with water, hahaha." ”

Jiang Beike's ears trembled, and he turned his head to Dugu Qiu and smiled carefully, laughing very gently, and a trace of hazel dripped down.

"Oh!" At that moment, the entire Zhicui Building collapsed, and the blue-eyed golden silk cat screamed, jumped on Xiao Heng's face, and scratched in horror for a hug. Xiao Heng pinched the cat that didn't know the depth and threw it to Lu Guan.

The blue-eyed cat scratched Lu Guan's face all over the face before he caught it.

The tall woman looked at the serious Jiang Beike in horror. She didn't throw up, but it was only because the stingy old bustard didn't give her food.

"You..." Jiang Beike stroked his hair seriously, making a self-righteous gesture.

"Ahh The tall woman ran away with the bustard. Therefore, no matter what world it is, they have always been a world of faces, a world of interests.

There are only one or two episodes. Jiang Beike's chatter and laughter did not gain everyone's understanding, so after chatting with himself awkwardly for a while, he decisively left Zhicui Building.

120 of them came, knelt on the ground and wiped for a long time, the whole process was quick and orderly, and 40 of these little servants took turns to enter, each carrying a very small flat box containing water and spices.

Soon, the previous mess of the building disappeared. The whole Zhicui Building has become fragrant and wanton again, and Chuntang Yinglou.

The game of sending concubines continued. The first 12 people, except for the tall women, were all embraced by the officials, or had already gone into their rooms to rest. On the entire 3rd floor, there are only 5 people left, including Xiao Heng, Lu Guan, and Dugu's unpaid uncle and nephew, Xiao Yingli.

At this time, the moon was in the middle of the sky, and the old bustard came over with an embarrassed face, saying that the woman in the final finale was too fierce and ran away.

Lu Guan's face was embarrassed, because he knew that the one who stayed until the end must be the best, but he never expected it, he never expected that the one who was the finale slipped away. He angrily slammed the cup in his hand, so frightened that the old bustard knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing.

The big eyes on the old bustard's face flickered from side to side, and he thought of a solution.

"We also have a Catwoman here."

Xiao Heng looked at the old bustard coldly before, and when he heard her say this, he showed interest: "Bring it out, I'll take a look." ”

The so-called Catwoman is not a real demon race, but an alien race in a remote area. A woman in a pink light shirt and blue silk skirt walked over with a green bamboo cane, and a red silk handkerchief covered her eyebrows.

"Toot, toot, toot."

This woman has larger bones, her skin is pale in the light, her body is plump, and her eye sockets should be deep. Lu Guan decisively closed his eyes, the bridge of his nose was high, his lips were curled, and his blonde hair was fine, the skeleton was so big that it was not very dexterous, and it was too different from his expectations, the most important thing was that this person's hand was like white bones, and the bones were so prominent that they couldn't touch the edge of the warm nephrite at all.

Xiao Heng held his chin with interest and groped twice: "Take off the handkerchief." ”

Her eyes are indigo, the pupils in the middle appear as deep as the sea, and the distance between her eyebrows and eyes is close, although it has a different flavor, but it does not fit the aesthetics of the Great Liao Kingdom or even the Great Song Kingdom. Xiao Heng frowned, "Lu Guan, here you go." ”

Lu Guan looked at Xiao Heng embarrassedly, and finally had an idea and thought of a way to refuse. "I think this is the last game, we have to give the Dugu protons over there a chance, right?"

Dugu Wupay and Dugu Qiu got up and thanked them, clearly saying that they didn't need it, and pulled Xiao Yingli, who continued to pretend to be drunk, and planned to leave.

"Wait, the 9th prince didn't let you go, you have to go."

The two planned to ignore him, but Xiao Yingli blocked them. Uncle Dugu had no choice but to sit back again.

Lu Guan probably couldn't accept such a person as a concubine, so he said to Xiao Heng: "Prince, let me write a poem for this cat, just let me go, it's better not to want that alien race." None of the cats are pretty. Xiao Heng sneered twice and nodded.

Lu Guan coughed lightly and immediately made it:

"The Hairpin Phoenix"

Flower room warming. Plum mess. Pity Zhu Huchun half.

Long gauze clothes. Exploring the Aromatic Stamen. Laughing at the concubine body, hugging red and embracing the green. *。 *。 *。

The spring festival is short. Red sleeves are soft. Tears flew to the eastern suburbs.

Fold white wings. Smoke breath. The sound of spring*, it didn't come again. *。 *。 *。

(This poem has been moderately harmonized, so you can make up for it yourself.) ）”

Is this writing about cats? No, this is writing about the joy of the boudoir, obviously a poem that has been filled in a long time ago, and this poem was given to a cat, which made Bai Meiting burst into tears like rain.

"Good words!"

"Xiao Huangzi praised it falsely, although the words of this article are a little evil, but the pattern, the scene, and the discussion are all excellent works, and they are of the upper grade." Although he said that he was middle and high-grade, Lu Guan's head was tilted to the beam.

Dugu Wupay is a person with heroic feelings, maybe he saw a lot of such women in his previous life, so he thinks this woman is not bad, the author thinks he is more lonely, so, a person who doesn't know how to fill in words jumped out like this.

"This girl is slim, her eyes are like diamonds, she is beautiful, why feel sorry for herself, I will write you a poem."

"Uncle, you're crazy. It's an alien race! "Duguqiu wanted to pull Dugu Unpaid, but Dugu Unpaid had already jumped out.

"That, Brother Lu Guan, how do you fill in the words?"

Lu Guan's face twitched, you can't fill in the words, you call me?! At the moment, he briefly taught the key to filling in the words, as well as the rhyme and peace of the hairpin head phoenix. Dugu Wufei has never seen many books in his life, but he has read it for a few years in his last life, so he still has a vocabulary, but if he doesn't use it, he needs to dig it slowly.

Dugu has always been a donkey, and since he has made moves with others, he will naturally go all out. When the sky was white, Dugu Wufu had two black circles under his eyes and slowly read out: ""Hairpin Phoenix"

Spring show. Cool and slightly transparent. Summons the white jade light day.

Shade. Norenbu. Taixi Hsinchu, but how to cling. Urgent. Urgent. Urgent.

Knock softly. No help. Old clothes and new tears with green ribbons.

Pick up the red cloth. Bundle of Golden Waterfalls. Laugh and turn into clouds. Degree. Degree. Degree. ”

Lu Guan, who woke up, tore the piece of paper, looked down on the dog crawling words on it, and threw it to Dugu for no pay, with an unfathomable face, "Revisit." ”