Chapter 765: I Don't Go to Hell, Who Goes to Hell
"Huh?" Director Qi was completely stunned, and secretly wondered if Zhang Cheng had a mental problem because he was too nervous, whether this body was dirty or not had something to do with the treatment?
Zhang Cheng didn't explain much, and instead instructed: "I'll go back and prepare immediately, before the epidemic is eliminated, I hope you can calm the emotions of the infected people as much as possible, and when I'm ready, all problems can be solved!" ”
Director Qi is also difficult to ride a tiger now, seeing that Zhang Cheng is so sure, he can only choose to believe, "Okay!" I will fully cooperate with you, and call me if you need anything later! ”
Zhang Cheng's fame is not blown by a strong wind, in the realm of Jiangcheng, what he said is still quite weighty.
At this time, the traffic in the direction of the city has been blocked ten kilometers away, and his Hummer will definitely not be able to drive.
Zhang Cheng could only hand over the key to Director Qi and ask him to take care of it on his behalf, and then borrowed a police car and rushed back to Shenjunguan.
In the Shenjun Temple, although Jiang Qing and his group of ordinary people are still a little weak, they can already go to the ground, and they will be cured in a short time.
As for those mages, I don't know what method Hou Jingshan used to coax them to eat the mud pill specially made by Chen Xiaoice, and at this time they were all sick, no different from normal people.
After going back, Zhang Cheng immediately grabbed Chen Xiaoice into the bathroom, and despite the fierce opposition of the other party, he stripped himself naked after dividing five by two.
"Hey, hey, hey! What the hell do you want to do? I'm a man! Chen Xiaoice clamped his legs, protected his hands on the key point, and looked at Zhang Cheng with a vigilant face.
"Don't talk nonsense! Isn't there a saying in your Buddhist family? Saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, and now there are tens of thousands of people waiting for you to save outside, so you can be wronged first! ”
As soon as the words fell, Chen Xiaoice suddenly heard movement outside the house, and when he looked at it, his face suddenly changed.
I saw a group of people from Hou Jingshan, "Hey, hey!" He brought a large iron pot from the stove room, set it in the center of the courtyard and began to light a fire.
"! Are you a Taoist temple or a monster cave here! Lao Tzu is not Tang Seng, don't you want to cook me, right? ”
"How can that! Just let you take a bath, so many people serve you, you should be satisfied. ”
Zhang Cheng smiled, directly picked up Chen Xiaoice, strode out of the door, reached out and threw it into the pot.
"Ahh
As soon as Chen Xiaoice got out of the pot, he immediately covered his ass and jumped up, "Are you taking a bath or burning your hair!" Help me! Killed! ”
"Shut up! Don't want to make money anymore! Zhang Cheng's eyes widened, "Aren't you the reincarnation of King Ming?" I can't stand the hot water at all, put up with it! ”
Chen Xiaoice's lips trembled, and he suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed to the corner of the courtyard, "Take a bath, take a bath, but can you not let people visit, Lao Tzu doesn't want to face!" ”
Zhang Cheng looked up and found that several female disciples were hiding in the corner, and their two eyes were wandering around Chen Xiaoice unscrupulously.
"Look at what! I've never seen alchemy, get out of here! Zhang Cheng raised his eyebrows and scolded, and those disciples scattered in an instant, and disappeared.
In order to implement Zhang Cheng's guideline of not letting a trace of dirt go to waste, Hou Jingshan and others didn't even use towels, and found a few plastic brushes from the bathroom to brush the toilet.
Chen Xiaoice's pig-like screams suddenly resounded throughout the Divine Monarch Temple, and the hearers were really sad and shed tears.
But the people who served him to bathe were all real people with high-grade cultivation, and there was Zhang Cheng on the side, Chen Xiaoice had no resistance, and was pressed into the water by seven or eight hands, and he was full of regret for a while, and scolded himself for getting on the thief ship.
The vigorous bathing exercise lasted for more than an hour, and it was not until Chen Xiaoice's whole body became as pink as a girl that a group of mages stopped to wipe their sweat.
Chen Xiaoice sat paralyzed in the iron pot, with a tearless expression, not to mention dirt all over his body, even the sweat hair was shaved clean, if he didn't desperately protect the vital point, he was afraid that the only piece of self-reserved land would not escape the black hand.
Chen Xiaoice jumped out of the iron pot, ran back to the compartment as if he was fleeing, grabbed his clothes and was about to run out.
Zhang Cheng moved and stopped in front of the door, "Where are you going?" ”
"I'm gone!" Chen Xiaoice's face was sad and indignant, "Lao Tzu is also the reincarnation of King Ming, and he was actually brushed like a white pig by a few of you bastards, and Lao Tzu should not be mixed up!" ”
Zhang Cheng smiled and said seriously: "Look at it, this is the legendary self-sacrifice, you give up your body of dust, but in exchange for the safety of tens of thousands of people, how cost-effective is this......"
"Bargain for your size!" Chen Xiaoice jumped up and scolded: "Go and sacrifice yourself for others!" Lao Tzu is no longer serving! Bye! ”
After speaking, Chen Xiaoice raised his feet and walked out, Zhang Cheng did not stop him, but just stretched out a finger and said lightly: "Add another 10 million to you every year." ”
Chen Xiaoice paused, and then said indignantly: "It's great to have money!" It's dignity! Dignity understands! ”
"Oh......" Zhang Cheng nodded, "That's 20 million." ”
The corners of Chen Xiaoice's mouth twitched, but he still snorted angrily: "Don't be delusional!" What about 20 million! Although Lao Tzu loves money, my dignity is priceless! You want to buy me with money, dream! Unless...... Add five more points to my annual dividend! ”
"Deal!" Zhang Cheng clapped his hands, "Twenty million remains the same, and you will be given 10% of the sesame oil money at the end of each year." ”
"Liars are dogs!" Chen Xiaoice immediately turned his head and looked at Zhang Cheng with blinking eyes.
"Chihuahua." Zhang Cheng nodded.
"Then let's talk about hair!" Chen Xiaoice threw off his clothes and shouted at Hou Jingshan: "Come on, come on!" Keep brushing! ”
Hou Jingshan's expression was weird, didn't you keep saying that dignity is priceless? That's a quick change, isn't it?
Sold himself for some money, this guy looks like the reincarnation of King Ming, and the whole money-greedy ghost is reincarnated!
Zhang Cheng glanced at Hou Jingshan's hand and found that the toilet brushes were all bald, so he said to Chen Xiaoice: "Don't worry, this pot of potion still has to be dealt with first, you take advantage of this time to run around the Divine Monarch Temple a few times, and then get some sweat and dirt out." ”
Chen Xiaoice was stunned, "Just run like this?" ”
Zhang Cheng nodded with a smile, "Of course, it's good to get dirty when you're naked, anyway, there are no pilgrims now, they are all their own people, even if they are seen, the fat water will not flow into the fields of outsiders......"
Nima ......
Chen Xiaoice cursed in his heart, but he still gritted his teeth and nodded, "Okay!" I don't go to hell, who goes to hell, in order to save the common people, Lao Tzu is out of the way! ”
After speaking, Chen Xiaoice turned around and ran towards the front hall with his bare ass, and everywhere he passed, the disciples of the Divine Monarch Guan were like seeing ghosts, and countless dishes fell from their hands, "Bang!" "Shattered.
(End of chapter)