Chapter 154: Stink
After that, without waiting for Wu Zheng to speak, he directly pouted his butt and released a fishy gas, choking himself so much that he was coughing.
Wu Zheng covered his mouth and complained: "I knew you were so disgusting, I should have kicked you into the well just now." ”
Shu Qian'er let out four strandless stenches in a row, and finally stopped.
After a while, the stench dissipated, and Shu Qianer asked, "What happened just now?" ”
"My yin and yang blood and the zombie saliva in your body meet, and fight poison with poison, which is equivalent to a chemical reaction in your body, producing a large amount of gas." Wu Zheng explained.
Shu Qianer nodded as if she didn't understand: "No wonder it stinks." ”
Wu Zheng said: "You can pull it down, the gas produced will produce different smells due to different human bodies, it is your own body that is not clean and has a lot of toxins, so it will be so stinky." ”
Shu Qian'er was unhappy: "As long as you talk a lot, the gas that comes out of the chrysanthemum can still be fragrant?" ”
Wu Zheng was too lazy to dwell on this kind of issue, and commanded: "You are completely cured now, let me ask you a question, being bullied like this by that zombie, do you want to take revenge?" ”
As soon as Shu Qianer heard that he could take revenge, he immediately resurrected with full blood, gritted his teeth and said: "Needless to say, taking away my first kiss and forcing me to eat his saliva, I can't wait to tear him to pieces!" ”
"Okay, that's what you want!" Wu Zheng pointed to the huge stone and said, "Can you lift that stone?" ”
Shu Qian'er's fat was not covered, he immediately shook his wrist, hugged the stone with both hands, and snorted, he really picked up the stone!
Wu Zheng couldn't help but applaud: "It's okay, fatty, you're not fat, you're really strong!" ”
Shu Qian'er said proudly: "What plan do you have, say it and listen to it." ”
Wu Zheng walked to the other side of the wellhead and said: "The plan is this, next I will remove the copper coins above the wellhead, after losing the control of the golden light, the zombie will definitely jump out, and when he jumps out half of his body, you will throw the stone over and smash it according to the zombie!" ”
"Holy, so exciting? Won't kill anyone, right? ”
"What kind of human life, zombies are corpses, where are human lives." Wu Zheng said with white eyes.
Shu Qian'er exerted his hands again, directly lifted the stone to the top of his head, and nodded at Wu Zheng, indicating that he was ready.
Wu Zheng also nodded in response, and then recited a few incantations, and several copper coins above the wellhead immediately spun and flew into his hands one after another.
At the moment when the last copper coin withdrew the golden light, a roar came from the well, and immediately a shadow jumped up from the dark well, and the head had already appeared in the eyes of the two.
Wu Zheng clasped his hands and shouted, "It's now!" ”
Shu Qian'er had already made a lot of effort, and when he heard Wu Zheng's order, he immediately whined and threw the stone out.
As soon as the shadow jumped out of half of its body, he heard a gust of wind behind him, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw a behemoth roaring towards him, but zombies are zombies, and they were slow to move, and they didn't have time to react at all, and they were hit in the chest by a stone.
With a bang, the zombie fell back into the well, and the stone was once again firmly covered at the mouth of the well.
Wu Zheng asked Shu Qian'er to remove the stone, and immediately a burst of dust came from the well, mixed with a strong fishy smell.
Shu Qianer covered her nose: "Why is it so stinky all of a sudden?" Not yet. ”
Wu Zheng slapped his nose and said, "The zombie just now is complete, but now it has been smashed by you, and the corpse gas is leaking, of course it stinks." ”
"Then you hurry up and throw the copper coin out, be careful that guy jumps out again."
Wu Zheng said: "No, if you hit him, ordinary people would have already burped, I felt it just now, the one under the well is a junior zombie, you have already smashed him and lost his jumping ability, maybe it has been broken in two." ”
Shu Qian'er's eyes widened, and he said excitedly: "Really? Dude, am I so good? ”
Wu Zheng smiled helplessly: "I didn't expect your strength to be so great, I finally found your shining point." ”
Then he took out a flashlight, lit it, and threw it into the well, and when the flashlight landed, the well became bright.
The two of them slowly lay down and poked their heads out to look down.
Shu Qianer was still a little afraid, and grabbed Wu Zheng's back tightly with one hand, Wu Zheng said: "You take it easy, don't push me down with uneven force." ”
Sure enough, it was a dry well, not deep, about four or five meters, the scene below was quite wide, enough for five or six people to sit around, the flashlight just fell in the middle, and a corpse-like thing was lying on the side, twitching, roaring, as if very angry, naturally it was the zombie.
With the light of the flashlight, you can see the appearance of the zombie clearly, but the appearance is very unfriendly, which makes Wu Zheng and Shu Qianer suddenly feel the urge to vomit.
The zombie was dressed in ordinary clothes, but it was already tattered, and it was covered with blood, and there was no intact place on its body, especially the face, which was rotten and unshapely, but the mouth was still intact.
There are two rows of eerie and sharp canine teeth in the mouth, the cold light is shining, and the two eyeballs have mutated into blood red, and they also bloom with a murderous gaze.
Looking at the zombie's body again, it started to become two pieces from the belly part, and it was obvious that it was the ghost that was smashed by Shu Qianer just now, and after becoming two, it couldn't support the whole body, so it couldn't stand up, so it could only lie on the ground and scream.
"Phew, hey, your grandma's legs, if you have the ability to jump again, jump up and bite me, damn it!" Shu Qian'er could be regarded as relieved of his hatred this time, and he was sure that the zombie couldn't jump, so he began to talk nonsense.
I don't know who that poor sausage mouth was before.
"Old Wu, what now?"
Wu Zheng looked at Shu Qian'er with interest: "If it is according to your meaning, what do you want to do?" ”
Shu Qian'er rolled his eyes and said, "Otherwise, find some smaller stones and kill him directly." ”
Wu Zheng shook his head and said, "No, zombies are very evil, and it is difficult to hit the vital point with only stones." And nine times out of ten, this zombie is the sheep herder in the village, Lao Yang, who smashes his nose and face like this, and he is a little unkind. ”
"So what do you say?"
Wu Zheng thought for a moment and said, "Let's use the most common method to deal with zombies, fire." ”
Shu Qianer cut off and said, "I also said that I was not kind, you are good, and you will be cremated directly." ”
Wu Zheng glared at him: "Don't be long-winded, Lao Yang is an old bachelor, no one will help him collect the body, let's do a good deed, and after finishing the matter, fill this well and help Lao Yang get a grave, which can be regarded as accumulating a lot of yin virtue." ”
(End of chapter)